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#330 - anonymous (12/10/2012) [-]
My first time I literally lasted 20 seconds. Just kept on going until I went limp. It was with a girl I was cheating on my gf with and I had lied to her and told her I wasn't a virgin, so to play off the 2 minutes of unsatisfying sex I was just like "I can't do this to my gf, I gotta go" and snuck to the bathroom to dispose of the used condom. Used alcohol the 2nd time I had sex with her and lasted forever.

tl;dr - Drink alcohol to last longer.
#339 to #330 - autoxx ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
My first time I was only about 10 minutes but just kept going.
That's the advantage of being young, dumb, and full of cum.
#338 to #330 - adamtheadam (12/10/2012) [-]
You disgusting pig...
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