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#29 - thequickster
Reply +25
(12/10/2012) [-]
Pro tip for virgins: Before having sex, at least if you anticipate it, beat the meat before hand so you can last longer when you have sex your first time.
#233 to #29 - ericbeagles
Reply +5
(12/10/2012) [-]
#45 to #29 - gonzocos
Reply +11
(12/10/2012) [-]
the thing is if i do that i wont even want to look at a woman after



#46 to #45 - thequickster
Reply +6
(12/10/2012) [-]
Then find hotter women or take a viagra :)
#129 to #46 - icefried
Reply +14
(12/10/2012) [-]
>fap, lose motivation
>take viagra
>fap again, lose motivation again
>take more viagra
>again fap and lose motivation
>take even more viagra
>start crushing enitre cities with your massive erection
>take over the world
>order a female to have sex with you
>profit.

Mfw trying to greentext on funnyjunk.
#95 to #46 - tazze
Reply +2
(12/10/2012) [-]
>implying hotter women aren't out of your league
#115 to #95 - nogphille
Reply +1
(12/10/2012) [-]
implying anyone is out of my league..
#33 to #29 - bagguhsleep ONLINE
Reply +103
(12/10/2012) [-]
"before hand"
#371 to #33 - comehonorfacetwice
Reply 0
(01/28/2013) [-]
Sorry to summon you here. I was looking through my old comments and came across the one below this. I looked at your comment and laughed so hard I spit on my screen.

Thank you.
#372 to #371 - bagguhsleep ONLINE
Reply +1
(01/28/2013) [-]
This makes me feel better than any "lol" or "hahaha" could ever make me feel. No, man. Thank you.
#32 to #29 - comehonorfacetwice
Reply +46
(12/10/2012) [-]
But not in front of her.

that didnt work out too well for me...
#256 to #32 - lasmamoe
Reply +4
(12/10/2012) [-]
Her: "So are we gonna **** or what?"
Me: "Ofcourse we are, but let me just whack off first"
Her: "Wait, what"