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User avatar #29 - thequickster (12/10/2012) [-]
Pro tip for virgins: Before having sex, at least if you anticipate it, beat the meat before hand so you can last longer when you have sex your first time.
User avatar #45 to #29 - gonzocos (12/10/2012) [-]
the thing is if i do that i wont even want to look at a woman after

User avatar #46 to #45 - thequickster (12/10/2012) [-]
Then find hotter women or take a viagra :)
#129 to #46 - icefried (12/10/2012) [-]
>fap, lose motivation
>take viagra
>fap again, lose motivation again
>take more viagra
>again fap and lose motivation
>take even more viagra
>start crushing enitre cities with your massive erection
>take over the world
>order a female to have sex with you

Mfw trying to greentext on funnyjunk.
User avatar #95 to #46 - tazze (12/10/2012) [-]
>implying hotter women aren't out of your league
User avatar #115 to #95 - nogphille (12/10/2012) [-]
implying anyone is out of my league..
#33 to #29 - bagguhsleep (12/10/2012) [-]
"before hand"
#371 to #33 - comehonorfacetwice (01/28/2013) [-]
Sorry to summon you here. I was looking through my old comments and came across the one below this. I looked at your comment and laughed so hard I spit on my screen.

Thank you.
User avatar #372 to #371 - bagguhsleep (01/28/2013) [-]
This makes me feel better than any "lol" or "hahaha" could ever make me feel. No, man. Thank you.
#32 to #29 - comehonorfacetwice (12/10/2012) [-]
But not in front of her.

that didnt work out too well for me...
User avatar #256 to #32 - lasmamoe (12/10/2012) [-]
Her: "So are we gonna **** or what?"
Me: "Ofcourse we are, but let me just whack off first"
Her: "Wait, what"
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