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#261 - kraetyz (12/10/2012) [-]
If only this was reality.
#275 to #261 - tyraxio (12/10/2012) [-]
Meet me.

This is pretty much the story of my first relationship. So blarh blarh, I fapped multiple times a day for a long time, skip forward to my first sex. Felt amazing. For the first long while. And the second... Aaaaand then I lost it. Took a ******* month to convince her it wasn't because she was bad. To this day, I still haven't had an orgasm during sex that wasn't the result of me being very set-up to get a friggin orgasm.
#277 to #275 - kraetyz (12/10/2012) [-]
I know the feeling, bro. My girlfriend's amazing, but I just... I don't come. ;-; I think I've had a proper orgasm from sex like what, three times? Four?

**** the internet and what it's done to me.
User avatar #294 to #277 - neokun (12/10/2012) [-]
That sounds like something I would hear from a girl, I was happy that it didnt happen to us, TELL ME THIS DOESNT HAPPEN TO US!
#319 to #294 - kraetyz (12/10/2012) [-]
My girlfriend says she doesn't think she has any problems (and boy did she fap). She says it was easier for her because she was more comfortable with her body etc.

I think you're good, brah.
#281 to #277 - tyraxio (12/10/2012) [-]
**** sucks.

But wait, I thought you said you hoped it was reality? o.O
#282 to #281 - kraetyz (12/10/2012) [-]
That a girl would actually think I was good enough not to be a virgin. Durable, sure. But a virgin? I was terrible in bed, trust me. >_>
#286 to #282 - tyraxio (12/10/2012) [-]
Ahh. gotcha. Well, I hope you wouldn't want anyone to leave you for being too good though. But don't put yourself down. Seriously, it's sex, you can't suck at it... Well in fact, you /can/ suck at it, if you know what I mean eh?

Naah, seriously. As long as you have a penis longer than half an Asian, you can't suck unless you hit the wrong hole - and boy, then you are screwed!
#316 to #286 - kraetyz (12/10/2012) [-]
inb4 I hit the wrong hole and my girlfriend collapsed for like a minute.

Accidental anal is worst anal.
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