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exacly my first time oO we ****** about 2 hours and she came a couple of times - afterwards i said it was my first time and she said "no way!" - and the following days we ****** night to night xD
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You think someone would do that, lie on the internet?
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Are you using that picture because you're mad that he actually gets pussy?If you wanted it so much, I'm positive you'd find a way.they say "he who truly wants, gets" and that isn't just for sex.it's for everything. Working out, attraction, better grades, confidence, money, jobs, anything If you truly wanted a new Nokia Lumia 920 I'm more than ******* positive you'd get your ass a job and buy this **** with your first paycheck. If you truly wanted to be successful, you'd wake up with a mentality of being great and outstanding from the general crowd. If you truly wanted to be a player, you'd work on your vocal skills, workout, and talk to a woman with a purpose, not as a friend but as someone who knows what he wants. Not everyone in the internet is a virgin my friend. Some of us have social lives, and some of us are getting laid...by REAL people of the opposite sex. With all the pussy around, you'd think the loners would finally ******* get some, but their insecurities are preventing them from anything. It's stupid as ****. I'm dating this average 8/10 girl with a great personality and great tits
I talk to her with a voice that can be heard, not something meek and shy
**** that, I know what I want and I can use my mouth to speak it.If she doesn't feel the same way, then **** her I'll move on to something else
rejection is better than regretting something undone
they say "he who hasn't fail, has not risked enough"
I'm sure I can't keep getting rejected by all the girls
and with my mentality and skills I can sweet-talk most girls because as soon as I make them laugh (just once) I have a mentality of them getting naked for me in my car
and that's my goal
and I do not stop at nothing to get there
It's a process
better yourself
be a ******* man, stop being a child hating on others because you can't do what they do.
It's like hating bill gates for being a genius and making microsoft
grow up, get pussy, and move on to the next
I'm ******* done here.
mfw too much text to read
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
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lol its guerilla* warefare guy some top officer u are :O
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Shut the **** up, anon.
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I hate stupid people
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you wouldn't know the definition of stupid if it woke you up
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LMAO read the first line of your ******* lecture and knew you were a tard, do you know what a ******* joke is? he's not hating you moron he was replying to the first comment that no one ******* cared about in the first place
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youre an idiot they thumbed him up in agreement so theyre all hating on his skills faggot
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relax people
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i hate you all
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change from Al-Quaeda to Al-Quef-a
and i lol'd hard...
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you sneaked into my bedroom ... you son of a ****
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