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User avatar #75 - newposterintown ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
I don't believe I've ever had a Jehovah's witness come to my door.

How many of you have?
User avatar #116 to #75 - rawesome (12/10/2012) [-]
My old man decided to not be a dick towards Jehova's witnesses. 9 years later he's still getting the watchtower every month. I've learned from my ancestors to duck and cover when the men with white shirts and blue backpacks knock on my door.
User avatar #88 to #75 - bec (12/10/2012) [-]
It's happened to me about two or three times, but I just say "No thanks" and they say "OK have a nice day" and leave. I'd rather them come to my door than those phone company salesmen who are so darn persistent and won't take no for an answer.
#78 to #75 - scarytown (12/10/2012) [-]
Never to mine, but when I visit my sister, it seems like every ******* time I'm there, Jehovah's Witness come and ring the doorbell, and because she's disgustingly religious, she always lets them in and decides to read the bible with them and talk scripture. and when I say "talk scripture" I mean, the whole conversation is nothing but bible quotes. Nothing improvised or original, just quote after quote. and then she gets mad and calls me rude when i try to leave the room. So, it's been about a year and half since I've visited her house.
#127 to #78 - skinless (12/10/2012) [-]
jesus, the thought of that is scary
User avatar #80 to #78 - newposterintown ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
Ugh...that sounds so painful...
User avatar #76 to #75 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/10/2012) [-]
I have they do it all the time around here.
User avatar #77 to #76 - newposterintown ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
Interesting. That raises many questions.
User avatar #79 to #77 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/10/2012) [-]
my biggest questions why don't they leave me alone
User avatar #81 to #79 - newposterintown ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
Dig very shallow holes and put dead fish in them, near your doorsteps.

That will keep them away.
User avatar #82 to #81 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/10/2012) [-]
can't really dig cement...
User avatar #83 to #82 - newposterintown ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
Leave it out on the concrete!
User avatar #84 to #83 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/10/2012) [-]
I've told them I'm gay
told them I don't believe in god
told them to go to hell and they just come back
User avatar #92 to #84 - newinterweber (12/10/2012) [-]
start talking logic to them & make sense while doing it & they will never return
User avatar #94 to #92 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/10/2012) [-]
how much more logical can you get them you don't believe in god??
User avatar #95 to #94 - newinterweber (12/10/2012) [-]
not believing EVERYTHING that made it into the bible does not mean one does not believe in god. you can question the bible that was written & edited by man, rewritten & translated many times over. ever heard of the term "lost in translation"? that is not denying the existence of God, whom i do believe in by the way, it's breaking free of the stranglehold that religion has on many people's minds. (i use the word religion as i was talking about all religions in general)
User avatar #96 to #95 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/10/2012) [-]
as I look them in the eye and say "I don't believe in god" I don' think I can make it much more clear than that
User avatar #97 to #96 - newinterweber (12/10/2012) [-]
that's why they keep returning, it's part of their faith that the way they will make it into "heaven" is by turning as many people as they can to the path of god
User avatar #98 to #97 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/10/2012) [-]
I don't want there ****** path.

I could never be part of there religion I'm not going to change and live a boring ******* life for some invisible dude.
#104 to #98 - mrdrpage (12/10/2012) [-]
Just put this in your front yard.
User avatar #107 to #104 - newinterweber (12/10/2012) [-]
image saved....thank you by the way
#108 to #107 - mrdrpage (12/10/2012) [-]
No problem.
I'm a Christian, but I can't stand someone trying to shove something down another person's throat.

We're not all the same.
User avatar #106 to #104 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/10/2012) [-]
I don't have a yard
User avatar #100 to #98 - newinterweber (12/10/2012) [-]
lol "some invisible dude"...never mind you may not be able to get them to question their view of the bible...it's the week minded that who place unconditional trust in a book & the week minded whom don't believe because of the simple personification of a higher power...from what i have seen, science has proven god without them or religions even realizing it...but i'm tired & choose not to explain how, you do the math for yourself
User avatar #102 to #100 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/10/2012) [-]
its **** like what you are doing that makes me hate like every religious person I ever meet. Why do you care some much if I don't believe. Maybe I'm wrong maybe I'll end up in hell but, it was my choice that got my there so why the **** cna't you all just shut up and let me have my own choices??
User avatar #103 to #102 - newinterweber (12/10/2012) [-]
lol i'm not trying to get you to believe...i'm not my brother's keeper...i could care less what you do...it would be nice if everyone got on the same page & religions were all dissolved imho...they are one of the main causes of intolerance....but i digress keep getting bothered by them bible thumpers i don't care
User avatar #105 to #103 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/10/2012) [-]
How can you say you believe then say you don't want religion??

That makes absolutely no scene to me
User avatar #85 to #84 - newposterintown ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
Draw a Pentagram on your door?

Nah...that's crossing the line.

I just don't know, dude.
User avatar #86 to #85 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/10/2012) [-]
next time I might set up some satanic ritual looking thing and invite them in
#118 to #86 - Clonious (12/10/2012) [-]
They have "Do not call" lists, tell them to put you on it and they shouldn't visit anymore. If they do, I don't think those are Jehovah's Witnesses.
User avatar #120 to #118 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/10/2012) [-]
they don't call they show up at my house they ******* lurk around to tell me about god... there church is like 20 meters away form my house
#121 to #120 - Clonious (12/10/2012) [-]
It's just what they call the list of people to not visit. Stupid, I know. Next time you see em, just ask them if there's some sort of list they can put your house/apartment on to make them avoid you.
User avatar #123 to #121 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/10/2012) [-]
I've asked they just keep showing up they don't come to the door as much anymore but, they still lurk around
#124 to #123 - Clonious (12/10/2012) [-]
Well your ****** then. Good luck with your problem.
User avatar #125 to #124 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/10/2012) [-]
hehe I'll just stab them or something...
User avatar #101 to #86 - novabird ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
put a pentagram on your door and leave a satanic bible on your doorstep for good measure.
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