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how to avoid Jehovahs witnesses

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User avatar #1 - somniumecstasi (12/09/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I wouldn't be afraid if I were a jehovas witness.
User avatar #2 to #1 - kanatana ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
One of them came to my door once. They asked if they could tell me about the lord; without thinking, I picked up my roommate's wand (he's a practicing Wicca) and told them they had five seconds to get off my lawn before I hexed them.

Never seen someone in a suit run that fast before.
#19 - AmaterasuNoOkami (12/10/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I'm a telemarketer.  Once my dialer connected me to a Jehovah's Witnesses churchy thingy.  The woman I got a hold of bitched at me for interrupting her life at a very inconvenient time.     
   
The irony nearly killed me.
I'm a telemarketer. Once my dialer connected me to a Jehovah's Witnesses churchy thingy. The woman I got a hold of bitched at me for interrupting her life at a very inconvenient time.

The irony nearly killed me.
#11 - lolturtle (12/10/2012) [+] (5 replies)
**lolturtle rolled a random image posted in comment #408 at /b/ got Rustled? ** how i avoid them
#30 - zean (12/10/2012) [+] (6 replies)
But you know they can just knock with their hands
#50 - josieabby (12/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#21 - italianchef (12/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
...or they could knock
#47 - nuclearnarwhal (12/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Be me, 14 yrs old, few weeks ago.
>Home alone.
>Guy comes to door trying to sell something.
>Answer door with hand in pants.
>Guy looks down," Oh, I can see I came at a bad time."
> I pull my hand out my pants and extend it towards him to shake his hand, apologizing.
>hfw.
#15 - galkawhm (12/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#58 - vmandude (12/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**vmandude rolled a random image posted in comment #2040994 at MLP Friendly Board ** this is a much better way to deter them
#59 to #58 - vmandude (12/10/2012) [-]
**vmandude rolled a random image posted in comment #164 at feels bro ;_; ** this would probably work as well
**vmandude rolled a random image posted in comment #164 at feels bro ;_; ** this would probably work as well
#114 - eyeballfrog (12/10/2012) [-]
Then they do this
#5 - hocki (12/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
How i avoid them
How i avoid them
#89 - Bomard (12/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**Bomard rolled a random image posted in comment #1895483 at MLP Brony Board ** how i get rid of Jehovahs witnesses
#93 to #89 - agnaraed (12/10/2012) [-]
that'll do pig

that'll do
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#7 - orangepikmin (12/09/2012) [-]
... Or they can just knock on the wooden part of the door...
#110 - outdrewfortytwo (12/10/2012) [-]
HFW
HFW
#67 - grimmwaters (12/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
It may be enough to stop her..   
   
BUT IT'S NO MATCH FOR BLACK DYNAMITE!
It may be enough to stop her..

BUT IT'S NO MATCH FOR BLACK DYNAMITE!
#48 - phanact (12/10/2012) [-]
I usually just whip out my dick

It seems pretty effective
#53 - hardcoreman (12/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**hardcoreman rolled a random image posted in comment #89 at Tragic accident ** oh **** I thought that this was a gif
#55 to #53 - bakkenbears (12/10/2012) [-]
Me too
Me too
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