Cows. No description for you.. Ifyou are not supposed to eat cows, why are they made of food? Normal people : 1 Vegetarians : C) fail heeh:. eum. If you aren't supposed to eat people, why are they made of food? Cannibals: 1 Normal people: 0 Vegetarians: were delicious Cars crashes
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#18 - mteverestand
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If you aren't supposed to eat people, why are they made of food?   
   
Cannibals: 1   
Normal people: 0   
Vegetarians: were delicious
If you aren't supposed to eat people, why are they made of food?

Cannibals: 1
Normal people: 0
Vegetarians: were delicious
#40 to #18 - phantooom
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User avatar #161 to #18 - mteverestand
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the irony is, I'm a vegetarian.
User avatar #30 to #18 - phunkyzilla
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wait if you're a cannibal does that make vegetarians organic food?
#1 - commentorman
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#2 - anon id: 41c90783
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You do realise veg*ns take the piss outta people who do this right... xD
User avatar #33 to #2 - phunkyzilla
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dude you mispelled talk
User avatar #39 to #33 - chubberbrother
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Nope. He definitely meant take. Vegans take the piss out of people. So essentially they are a meat-eaters toilet.
User avatar #20 to #2 - Zaxplab
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Why did you censor out vegans?
User avatar #22 to #20 - yunogasaii
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DAMN YOU ZAXPLAB YOU CURSED WE CAN'T HAVE WORDS LIKE V*G*NS FLOATING AROUND IN THE INTERNET! OUR CHILDREN MIGHT BE AT STAKE!
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User avatar #3 - tomtomat
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People are made of food too, in that case. Just saying.

Try it some time.
User avatar #14 to #3 - thefitz
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It is actually the healthiest thing to eat because, a human being has everything another human being needs as far as nutrition. The major con is that it causes severe brain damage. So the negatives severely outweigh the nutritional positives.
#35 to #14 - chubberbrother
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That's not true at all. The reason people need to eat animals is because they can't synthesize certain proteins or make certain vitamins so they need to get them from different animals. Eating a person would essentially be like drinking a can of soda.
User avatar #69 to #35 - bigbeaufort
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While some of that may be true, you also neglect to mention that protein is protein. Therefore the same properties can be found in vegetables.
User avatar #165 to #69 - chubberbrother
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You have no idea what biology is do you?
User avatar #166 to #165 - bigbeaufort
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Quite the opposite, I actually do.
User avatar #100 to #35 - thefitz
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Interesting. I learn something new everyday.
#160 to #3 - tomtomat
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Either people thought I was serious, or my joke was really bad. Maybe both.

WHY AM I SO CONCERNED ABOUT RED THUMBS ***** SAKE
#75 - doctorflabbergast
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If we weren't supposed to eat birds, then why did god give us airplanes?   
   
Christians:1   
Farmers:0
If we weren't supposed to eat birds, then why did god give us airplanes?

Christians:1
Farmers:0

#126 to #75 - commentorman
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#16 - lockstin
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haha. good job, i have finally laughed today.
haha. good job, i have finally laughed today.
#84 to #16 - dankfrank
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Why did I reverse this ;_;
Why did I reverse this ;_;
User avatar #149 to #16 - sniperfusion
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the veal is uncooked
User avatar #31 to #16 - phunkyzilla
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Dude imagine i this **** actually went on how delicious and lean burgers would be
User avatar #58 to #31 - misticalz
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Not very delicious. They're not even cooked.
#108 - agnaraed
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human anyone?
human anyone?
#110 to #108 - Kamesakke
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I would, but I had a plate of babies before I came here.
#112 to #110 - agnaraed
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We're going hunting though.
#140 to #112 - agnaraed
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User avatar #137 to #112 - doctorstein
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Sauce?
User avatar #141 to #137 - agnaraed
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the swampert/tagged tumblr is where I found this one
User avatar #113 to #112 - Kamesakke
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Tempting, but my net broke last time. ****** had a knife.
#114 to #113 - agnaraed
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who needs nets when you can do this?
who needs nets when you can do this?
#116 to #114 - Kamesakke
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Let's just say I don't lift.
#117 to #116 - agnaraed
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splash that ****** with everything you got son
#118 to #117 - Kamesakke
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I was gonna, but then I saw this worm on a hook and thought, "OH WOWIE! FREE WORMS?! ***** VUNNA GET HIGH ON DAT **** TODAY!" Then when I was about to trip balls.... Itsatrap.jpg Next thing, I remember getting beaten to death by some ******* leaf thing.... then cramed into a small ball. Now d'is ***** makes me take ALL the hits for him until I'm about to pass out.
#119 to #118 - agnaraed
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i know that feel

leaves are a bitch
#121 to #119 - Kamesakke
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OH ****, THE **** IS HAPPEN-OH **** YEAH! ****** GONNA PAY! GONNA HYPERBEAM THIS HUMAN BITCH....I'm still IN THIS ******* BALL!
#101 - anon id: 4b5dc714
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So why don't we eat humans?
Sorry for not wanting to eat roadkill >.>
#145 to #101 - magila
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#147 to #101 - magila
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here take this
User avatar #106 to #101 - Keoul
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I find it funny you find the prospect of eating a dead animal horrific but plants fertilized with manure?
A-OKAY!
#103 to #101 - zhanken
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Because humans are not made of food, d'uuuuh!
#54 - theflamingfire
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**theflamingfire rolled a random image posted in comment #354 at THE CRAB LORD ** Vegetarians face when
#17 - sathrax
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Being a vegetarian is just aw ay to make you feel like you're better than everyone else.
User avatar #82 to #17 - flutterdoc
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your on funny junk, the people here are 70% carnivorous. you don't need to prepare your anus
#87 to #82 - sathrax
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it's that 30% that might not have stayed quiet :O
User avatar #104 to #87 - flutterdoc
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don't worry about them, we would have to scrape them off the ground with spatulas after the red thumb beating