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Last Year
This year he
yr' says he is
1‘ Which is it
Obama?
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Submitted: 12/09/2012
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#1 - TARDIS (12/09/2012) [-]
#3 - thewellhungarian (12/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Hey guise, Obama won!!!
#4 to #3 - xnotcreative (12/09/2012) [-]
I heard!

Take that McCain!
#23 - kanatana ONLINE (12/10/2012) [+] (9 replies)
I'm not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts
I'm rich! I got fat stacks and super PACs
We all know what went down in that 2008 election
You're a decent politician with a winning complexion
You're all Barack and no bite, been no change and we're all still hoping
That you'll shut your mouth, but like Guantanamo Bay they're both open
You're from the windy city, where you're looking pretty with your blowhards
But come January, you'll be left evicted and with no job
Raw rhymes stronger than my jaw line when I spit a phrase
Knocking you harder than front doors in my old mission days
You see this silver spoon, this dug Mass out of debt
Took you four years to drop unemployment down below 8%!
You feel that Barry? You're old news, everyone's having doubts
And your rhymes are as weak as this economy that you've done nothing about
Call me a vicious businessman cause Romney's stealing this race
I'll go Bain Capital on your donkey ass, restructure your face!
#30 to #26 - morningpanda (12/10/2012) [-]
By the power invested in me by this giant bald bird   
The President shall not be the shiniest of two turds!   
You, I wanna like you, don't talk about change just do it!   
I fought for what was on my brain until a bullet went through it!   
And you, moneybags, you're a pancake, you're flip-floppity   
It's a country, not a company, you can play like Monopoly!   
I'll properly reach across the aisle and bitch-smack you as equals!   
Of the people, by the people, for the people   
Eagle!
By the power invested in me by this giant bald bird
The President shall not be the shiniest of two turds!
You, I wanna like you, don't talk about change just do it!
I fought for what was on my brain until a bullet went through it!
And you, moneybags, you're a pancake, you're flip-floppity
It's a country, not a company, you can play like Monopoly!
I'll properly reach across the aisle and bitch-smack you as equals!
Of the people, by the people, for the people
Eagle!
#52 - ZenMacros ONLINE (12/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Wow. And to think I actually wanted this guy to be president...
#126 - adirtysmuggler (12/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#107 - deadmuerto (12/10/2012) [-]
he also said he was running for president. he WAS president. think about THAT
#46 - makhan (12/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#110 - theblacksheep (12/10/2012) [+] (5 replies)
*Warning* *opinion*... Okay, so i was thinking about it recently and i think "small gov" and socialism can co-exist. But by small gov i dont mean responsibility but number of people they govern over. Ex: Sweden, low population (relative) and socialist. You wouldn't be able to have social programs like that at a federal level in the United States due to inefficiency with large populations, but i think that if you really let states govern themselves in terms of socialistic ideals, then they could be more efficient. So maybe let a few states that want to try socialized medicine, higher taxes, etc etc. And if it works other states will follow along, if it doesnt work then we stay where we are. Idk just a thought.
User avatar #60 - mkchillin (12/10/2012) [+] (40 replies)
I really want to like Obama. In many ways I do. He has stirred a passion and excitement in young, impoverished and minority Americans unlike and other recent president. He seems very likable overall and the kind of guy you wanna have a beer with. He's hip. But it's his policies and ideals which break the deal for me. He is expanding the role of the government (and particularly the executive) far beyond what the Constitution and framers had in mind and the fact of the matter is that our problems have only gotten worse over the past for years. Unemployment, the national debt and taxes are all on the rise. Obama looks great on the outside but when you analyze what kind of actions he has taken and what the results are, he just simply isn't a good president.

Here come the red thumbs...
User avatar #32 - ivoryhammer (12/10/2012) [+] (6 replies)
He's 51? He looks 40 something
User avatar #137 - SubjectThree (12/10/2012) [-]
Why does this sound like something Stephen Colbert would say?
#81 - unbentgodfather (12/10/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**unbentgodfather rolled a random image posted in comment #317 at Fuck the government. **
#130 - greenthegunstar (12/10/2012) [-]
Good god...That orange-headed man Donald Trump was right!
WHERE IS BARACK OBAMA'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE!?
#53 - lordhaha (12/10/2012) [-]
That son of a.
That son of a.
#48 - italianchef (12/10/2012) [-]
my life is a lie
#18 - iampatricstar (12/09/2012) [-]
Guise Obama won! Take that Peter Fitzgerald!
#145 - evgeny (12/10/2012) [+] (7 replies)
clone high
#150 to #145 - lordcommandersnow (12/10/2012) [-]
Sweet god, another person who knows the excellency of clone high?
Sweet god, another person who knows the excellency of clone high?
#113 - mexirican (12/10/2012) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #125 to #113 - AlreadyExists (12/10/2012) [-]
I blame bush- wait hold on.
You just have an unlabeled graph titled "US economy".
WHAT THE **** DOES THAT EVEN MEASURE?
GDP/TIME? I DON'T EVEN KNOW!
WHERE DID IT GO TOWARDS THE END? HAS IT EXITED THE GRAPH? ARE WE AT NEGATIVE ECONOMY?
**** THAT I DON'T BLAME BUSH I BLAME FOX NEWS AND THEIR INSISTENCE THAT GRAPHS CARRY NO STATISTICAL VALUE OUTSIDE OF THE INITIAL SHOCK VALUE OF A LINE GOING DOWNWARDS.
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