worth the read. sauce: the dead sea scrolls. be female, " living in middle eastern country married a random stranger fml, jpg meet this het guy from em oftern,  Jesus h christ
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worth the read. sauce: the dead sea scrolls. be female, " living in middle eastern country married a random stranger fml, jpg meet this het guy from em oftern,

sauce: the dead sea scrolls

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be female, " living in middle eastern country
married a random stranger
fml, jpg
meet this het guy from em oftern, hes ‘
my Marlee are bursting
we start sneaking around
finally have sex it was awesome
jpg late
i hope my husband deosn' t find wt
it been almost 9 months still dent leek pregnant
making holiday plans Us trawl with family
water breaks right en the way there
see a farm, maybe they can help
they were nice enough to help me deliver the baby
super cute baby boy
mm when 2000 years later people still think my son is the sen gee
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Submitted: 12/09/2012
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User avatar #149 - terowrath **User deleted account** (12/10/2012) [-]
**terowrath rolls 999**
I say we try to roll trips.
#198 to #149 - puffytard (12/10/2012) [-]
**puffytard rolls 2,487**
#200 to #149 - puffytard (12/10/2012) [-]
**puffytard rolls 18**
#207 to #149 - jaimesabrina (12/10/2012) [-]
**jaimesabrina rolls 46,312** ****** YOUUUUU
User avatar #212 to #149 - kwizzy (12/10/2012) [-]
**kwizzy rolls 930** More like only you roll them...
#217 to #149 - anon (12/10/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 402** Eh. Guess I can try
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#225 to #149 - mechopolis has deleted their comment [-]
#177 to #149 - marvel (12/10/2012) [-]
< Hfw
< Hfw
#202 to #149 - joyguy (12/10/2012) [-]
i.. I think you broke my computer   
   
Gif related
i.. I think you broke my computer

Gif related
#162 to #149 - zogeon (12/10/2012) [-]
Oh 			****		 son.
Oh **** son.
User avatar #167 to #149 - terowrath **User deleted account** (12/10/2012) [-]
Thanks guys. I can now post images in comments.

I love you all
#170 to #149 - zakvanloocke (12/10/2012) [-]
your face when
your face when
#151 to #149 - leobreacker (12/10/2012) [-]
Your face.
Your face.
User avatar #165 to #149 - koocluks (12/10/2012) [-]
omgomgomg those three numbers are the same thumb for you sir
#158 to #149 - wardenspectre (12/10/2012) [-]
Duuuuuuuuude...........
#264 to #149 - iamjustheretoroll (12/10/2012) [-]
**iamjustheretoroll rolls 52,208**
#173 to #154 - neosword (12/10/2012) [-]
**neosword rolled a random image posted in comment #86 at Punk'd Disney **
MFW i always hear him as a jap
User avatar #220 to #149 - misticalz ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
**misticalz rolls 14,934** Howabout quints?
User avatar #213 to #149 - vishnarg (12/10/2012) [-]
**vishnarg rolls 293** I say good sir, but that is indeed the highest of trips.
User avatar #210 to #149 - swordmasterralis (12/10/2012) [-]
**swordmasterralis rolls 965** k
#168 to #149 - puffytard (12/10/2012) [-]
**puffytard rolls 59**    
Dubz please?
**puffytard rolls 59**
Dubz please?
#232 to #169 - terowrath **User deleted account** (12/10/2012) [-]
**terowrath rolls 56**   
Well, maybe I can get dubz.
**terowrath rolls 56**
Well, maybe I can get dubz.
User avatar #204 to #149 - sergeantwazup (12/10/2012) [-]
**sergeantwazup rolls 538** k
#253 to #149 - anon (12/10/2012) [-]
And as quickly as your moment began; It ended. Farewell, terowrath the lucky. Your trips will remain in out hearts forever
#199 to #149 - puffytard (12/10/2012) [-]
**puffytard rolls 83**
User avatar #184 to #149 - apeksniper (12/10/2012) [-]
**apeksniper rolls 3,455** Well i say we roll quads
#186 to #184 - apeksniper (12/10/2012) [-]
Fuuucccccck son.
Fuuucccccck son.
User avatar #188 to #184 - terowrath **User deleted account** (12/10/2012) [-]
**terowrath rolls 8,806**
I may be going off the edge if I get quads.
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#181 to #149 - mubarak has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #182 to #149 - lordlucifer (12/10/2012) [-]
**lordlucifer rolls 009** Bitch please
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#164 to #149 - koocluks has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #163 to #149 - atkissonbr (12/10/2012) [-]
**atkissonbr rolls 108**
User avatar #175 to #149 - xtremehivoltage (12/10/2012) [-]
**xtremehivoltage rolls 8,868** or quaaaads
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#222 to #176 - therealrainbowdash has deleted their comment [-]
#1 - lasmamoe (12/09/2012) [-]
hfw 2000 years later
User avatar #4 to #1 - vinzogonzo (12/09/2012) [-]
i'd stil tap dat.
User avatar #16 to #4 - Crusader (12/09/2012) [-]
That's a guy dude.
Look at that boner
User avatar #18 to #16 - vinzogonzo (12/09/2012) [-]
i'd still tap dat.
User avatar #97 to #16 - evanomicfour (12/09/2012) [-]
You clever thing you.
+40
#159 - cpthaze **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #117 - eatchickendaily (12/10/2012) [-]
"MFW when"
"My face when when"

noodles
#121 to #117 - dexterretxed (12/10/2012) [-]
&quot;noodles&quot;   
   
brings this to mind
"noodles"

brings this to mind
User avatar #3 - therianek (12/09/2012) [-]
10/10 didnt see that coming
User avatar #17 to #3 - taxation (12/09/2012) [-]
Neither did she.
User avatar #44 to #17 - Johannarin (12/09/2012) [-]
10/10
#135 - upyoursnumbnuts (12/10/2012) [-]
You sad this was worth the read. You lied it was about religion. I want my money back.
#27 - turlesrfun (12/09/2012) [-]
"MFW when"
#19 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
>mfw when
>No face
>Mfw
#214 - nehm (12/10/2012) [-]
#102 - wolfdogone (12/09/2012) [-]
MFW &quot;my ovaries are bursting&quot;
MFW "my ovaries are bursting"
User avatar #42 - frenzysalem (12/09/2012) [-]
the errors in that story make my head hurt. >.<
User avatar #103 to #42 - ningenpoop (12/09/2012) [-]
wait so if somebody makes an error their content that was against your religion is instantly crucified.
User avatar #33 - melontwilight (12/09/2012) [-]
But Joseph knew Mary was pregnant.
Just saying.
User avatar #99 to #33 - yojo (12/09/2012) [-]
Which is why she needed that "It's okay, I cheated on you with God" excuse.
Because if she didn't use that excuse, she would probably have been stoned to death.
#105 - Thestyrofoampeanut (12/10/2012) [-]
>>it been almost 9 months still dont look pregnant
#12 - Kirbyman (12/09/2012) [-]
And you guys are still better off than the jews
#138 - AndrewArctic (12/10/2012) [-]
Amount of Christians turned into an atheist by this post: 0
#141 to #138 - anon (12/10/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 1** this many
User avatar #208 to #141 - ofmiceandmen (12/10/2012) [-]
There's 1 guy somewhere going "...that makes so much sense!"
User avatar #96 - Schwarzenegger (12/09/2012) [-]
How to get front page:

1. Post something anti-religion

lol k
#129 to #96 - anon (12/10/2012) [-]
except this is actually humurous and not senseless bashing compared to posts that just bash athiest and christian extremists
User avatar #150 - lieutenantderp (12/10/2012) [-]
I don't see a face...
User avatar #53 - jklol (12/09/2012) [-]
people don't seem to understand what mfw means.

My face when... that basically means a picture is needed. there is a definite lack of pictures in this post...
#74 to #53 - anon (12/09/2012) [-]
you dont say
User avatar #215 - demandsgayversion (12/10/2012) [-]
Alternate ending: the famers keep it and it becomes superman
#227 to #215 - victoreznov (12/10/2012) [-]
Alternate ending: he grows to become the Mighty TALOS!!
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