invisibility. "Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch.
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invisibility. "Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch.

"Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML"

Stupid wallet...
Ugh, did another
raccoon get inside?
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#68 - gypz (12/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #129 to #68 - douevensax (12/10/2012) [-]
Please explain. I know what he is saying, but what does it mean?
#171 to #68 - lolrusrs (12/10/2012) [-]
i am laughing so hard
i am laughing so hard
#121 to #68 - auesis (12/09/2012) [-]
Took me a few seconds.
Took me a few seconds.
#117 to #68 - jakekel (12/09/2012) [-]






I love you
#132 to #68 - mrdrpage (12/10/2012) [-]
I finally have a use for this.
#140 to #68 - Pacboy (12/10/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#90 to #68 - potatotown (12/09/2012) [-]
that was wonderful
that was wonderful
User avatar #8 - dpcrosby (12/09/2012) [-]
Oh come on, you really think the guy would shoot his nephew?
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#200 to #8 - itsnotgrundo (12/10/2012) [-]
thecoinstore itembeggarisfag bioohazardbreach ffffyou sunnyrain shinnok puffeh ied retrochrisrebronedponyerror itembossman evilskull ricosuavejr nathanw estevan knightmrku ohmygodihazdepends giuetta itemwhores fivefs matann iownalll heist ffffyou jmezfm vaulttecinc ragequiter cowisbeast instigate martiini LEAVEMYINTERNETZ DrAlt Trustfull avanec artifex Fifteenfan spartanian fluffylittlebunny itemwhores danielfm acarter mmoranoderp dalemc juceeer iloverapingmen idrinkslurm lordling harislayer matmans grundo sakkeee escalona iaaron dodly ohmygodihazdepends fivefs pedofishy mcgogz phanact phanny
User avatar #204 to #200 - dpcrosby (12/10/2012) [-]
dafuq dude?
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#193 to #8 - pappulogic (12/10/2012) [-]
why does this have so many thumbs??
#118 to #8 - dpcrosby (12/09/2012) [-]
You love me....you really love me....
You love me....you really love me....
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#34 - gwlk (12/09/2012) [-]
I don't know when I'll use this, but I'm damn sure gonna try.
#7 - phanact (12/09/2012) [-]
#101 - potatotown (12/09/2012) [-]
Finally, an appropriate time to use this gif
Finally, an appropriate time to use this gif
User avatar #162 to #101 - TardytheTurtle (12/10/2012) [-]
you must not go to the **** section very often
User avatar #205 to #162 - potatotown (12/11/2012) [-]
Yea, i know, if i want to jerk off i will go to an actual porn site
User avatar #161 to #145 - TardytheTurtle (12/10/2012) [-]
actually it looks like he was going down into her, not up
#128 - kazumamikura (12/10/2012) [-]
just gonna drop this here
#62 - wisdomtooth (12/09/2012) [-]
That moment when the comments are funnier than the actual content
That moment when the comments are funnier than the actual content
#172 to #62 - spanny (12/10/2012) [-]
**spanny rolled a random image posted in comment #1930142 at MLP Brony Board **
that gif is glorious :D
thanks for presenting, you may return to your seat
#139 - remsaman ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
that guy looks familiar...
#181 to #139 - ISRjustgun (12/10/2012) [-]
Oh snap. Where have you been?!
User avatar #184 to #181 - remsaman ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
sitting at my computer like the lifeless bastard i am
User avatar #189 to #188 - remsaman ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
Yes quite.
#123 - steamwhistler (12/09/2012) [-]
He looks like the kind of dad would join in...


Not Sure if picture relivant
User avatar #160 to #123 - pedomuhammed (12/10/2012) [-]
You just accidentally your whole sentence.
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User avatar #137 - heytheremister (12/10/2012) [-]
This was ******* terrible.
#138 to #137 - whalestick (12/10/2012) [-]
yep
#48 - thatguyinabox (12/09/2012) [-]
There's no way in hell you could have survived that unless..........OH MY GOD..........YOUR A GHOST!!!!!
There's no way in hell you could have survived that unless..........OH MY GOD..........YOUR A GHOST!!!!!
User avatar #176 to #48 - McFuckUp (12/10/2012) [-]
you're
#51 to #48 - mirtanlitherkung (12/09/2012) [-]
you're*
User avatar #50 to #48 - pinkythepie (12/09/2012) [-]
You're*
HueHueHueHueHueHueHueHue i was jk.
#53 to #50 - mirtanlitherkung (12/09/2012) [-]
you read my mind
User avatar #52 to #48 - mdmclean **User deleted account** (12/09/2012) [-]
come on man
you're
#87 to #65 - roninneko ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
Buttfrustration detected.
#6 - Macbeth (12/09/2012) [-]
I am =/= Me

are you even trying OP oh wait probably not since you stole this
User avatar #38 to #6 - coolcalx (12/09/2012) [-]
he put the description in quotes, so I don't think he's actually claiming this happened to him; he's just allowing us to see the other part of the joke that we would miss should he neglect to include it.
User avatar #56 to #6 - Jameshaich (12/09/2012) [-]
It's from fmylife.
Of course it's stolen
The big watermark at the bottom shows that
Idiot
User avatar #54 to #6 - vigilum ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
Quotation marks for quotes.
#120 - ishotthedeputy (12/09/2012) [-]
Is it wrong for me to really respect this style of parenting because it shows that a father actually cares about his daughter for once?
User avatar #124 to #120 - stocxt ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
If I had a daughter and walked in on some ****** having sex with her I wouldn't be cool about it either.
User avatar #43 - koocluks (12/09/2012) [-]
he said me not i am you ******* liar
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