invisibility. "Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch.

*invisibility*

"Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML"

Stupid wallet...
Ugh, did another
raccoon get inside?
...
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User avatar #8 - dpcrosby (12/09/2012) [+] (16 replies)
Oh come on, you really think the guy would shoot his nephew?
#7 - phanact (12/09/2012) [-]
#68 - gypz (12/09/2012) [+] (9 replies)
#34 - gwlk (12/09/2012) [-]
I don't know when I'll use this, but I'm damn sure gonna try.
#6 - Macbeth (12/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I am =/= Me

are you even trying OP oh wait probably not since you stole this
#48 - thatguyinabox ONLINE (12/09/2012) [+] (8 replies)
There's no way in hell you could have survived that unless..........OH MY GOD..........YOUR A GHOST!!!!!
There's no way in hell you could have survived that unless..........OH MY GOD..........YOUR A GHOST!!!!!
#62 - wisdomtooth ONLINE (12/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
That moment when the comments are funnier than the actual content
That moment when the comments are funnier than the actual content
#101 - potatotown (12/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Finally, an appropriate time to use this gif
Finally, an appropriate time to use this gif
User avatar #137 - heytheremister (12/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This was ******* terrible.
#145 - godofworld (12/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#128 - kazumamikura (12/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
just gonna drop this here
#39 - zamka (12/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#139 - remsaman (12/10/2012) [+] (4 replies)
that guy looks familiar...
#123 - steamwhistler (12/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
He looks like the kind of dad would join in...


Not Sure if picture relivant
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#79 - qjmihuia (12/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #69 - katypower (12/09/2012) [+] (41 replies)
Seriously? What kind of father freaks out?
Unless, Of course, She's 12-17.
If she's 18, then she has the right to murder her father in his sleep for killing him.
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