Simple facts. Found this and i don't think I've seen it on FunnyJunk before... If it's a report tell me and I'll delete it Sorry for the bad quality, it wouldn'
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Simple facts. Found this and i don't think I've seen it on FunnyJunk before... If it's a report tell me and I'll delete it Sorry for the bad quality, it wouldn'

Found this and i don't think I've seen it on FunnyJunk before... If it's a report tell me and I'll delete it Sorry for the bad quality, it wouldn't save as a better image.

Of great tasting food)
I just got your text.
Three hours ago but diam want to reply)
Only 12% chance of rain.
Bring an umbrella)
Sorry, I' m busy Friday night.
Busy stalking who I' d rather be dating on Facebook)
Pm fine, just tired.
Tired of you annoying me all the time)
Brb.
Pm still here, but I wish you weren' t)
Just a trim.
Six inches off the top)
Sorry, that was my last piece.
I don' t like you enough to give you free gum)
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User avatar #1 - flemsdfer ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
I never got the "It's my last piece" **** . I just always said, "No it's my gum"
User avatar #18 to #1 - impaledsandwich ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
I just give people gum because I'm a pretty cool guy and don't afraid of anything.

I do a lot of the other stuff, though, which is why I don't even want a phone.
#3 to #1 - funmanigro (12/09/2012) [-]
people never ask for gum from me, because i never talk to anyone.


i hate people.
User avatar #14 - Shiny (12/09/2012) [-]
I hate how I have to lie to people about being busy or having appointments or something because my concept of fun is boring and stupid to them.
User avatar #31 to #14 - thebritishguy (12/09/2012) [-]
what is your concept of fun?
User avatar #39 to #31 - Shiny (12/09/2012) [-]
Computer programming and stuff. I also have a few family members that still thinks video games are for prepubescent kids.
#66 to #39 - thebritishguy (12/10/2012) [-]
I think it's always good to be yourself, I do parkour and I get so much 			****		 because of it
I think it's always good to be yourself, I do parkour and I get so much **** because of it
User avatar #7 - kjeks (12/09/2012) [-]
Whoever made these is an asshole
User avatar #48 to #7 - ForNarniaaa (12/09/2012) [-]
For telling the truth? I think I related to all these...
#65 to #48 - kjeks (12/10/2012) [-]
Why are you friends with people you dislike so much?
Why are you friends with people you dislike so much?
User avatar #53 to #7 - flomosho (12/09/2012) [-]
But.. how can assholes type? D:
User avatar #64 to #53 - kjeks (12/10/2012) [-]
Do you really want to know?
User avatar #69 to #64 - flomosho (12/10/2012) [-]
I do.
User avatar #73 to #69 - kjeks (12/11/2012) [-]
Well, you know what?

So do I.
User avatar #68 to #64 - flomosho (12/10/2012) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #8 to #7 - turdburgalar (12/09/2012) [-]
Although most of them are true...
User avatar #27 to #7 - xplosevdiarrhea (12/09/2012) [-]
brb
User avatar #35 to #27 - kjeks (12/09/2012) [-]
YOU ************ COME BACK HERE AND TALK TO ME
User avatar #10 - richardastley (12/09/2012) [-]
When people talk about giving away gum, I wonder how many people on Funnyjunk are still in high school. I'm okay with it, but it makes me feel a little old to be here. lol
User avatar #13 to #10 - MakesTigersGoRawr (12/09/2012) [-]
Well, how old are you?
User avatar #15 to #13 - richardastley (12/09/2012) [-]
Twenty-two. Not head and shoulders over high school students, but well past "Hey, can I borrow some gum?!"
#16 to #15 - MakesTigersGoRawr (12/09/2012) [-]
I get your point. But i think we can all take a moment to appreciate that most of us are at least in high school
I get your point. But i think we can all take a moment to appreciate that most of us are at least in high school
User avatar #2 - theivindon (12/09/2012) [-]
Whenever i say these things im being honest, honesty is dead man...
#25 - origommi (12/09/2012) [-]
**origommi rolled a random image posted in comment #2208660 at MLP Friendly Board ** < what i lie about
**origommi rolled a random image posted in comment #2208660 at MLP Friendly Board ** < what i lie about
#26 to #25 - nutcrackerer (12/09/2012) [-]
The things we do for pussies...
#38 - joethefurball (12/09/2012) [-]
Whatever happened to blunt honesty? It's not that ******* hard to just tell the truth, and people will respect you more for it
pic unrelated
User avatar #58 to #38 - jellyman (12/09/2012) [-]
Even though we hate this one person, we don't want to hurt their feelings
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#47 - slapchoppin (12/09/2012) [-]
familiar logo
#56 to #47 - nightstar (12/09/2012) [-]
Not this year...
Not this year...
#46 - widsquard (12/09/2012) [-]
This content is OC

(stolen from another website)
User avatar #12 - Lintutu (12/09/2012) [-]
>I'm busy friday night

no really, i am. I have to work
#6 - phanact (12/09/2012) [-]
I do that all the time, with text messages.

I'm just... way too lazy to respond

People need to leave me alone to wallow in my own pity
#29 - jokerjack (12/09/2012) [-]
First one: But fast food tastes like **** . I'd much rather eat the stuff I cook. It's really not that hard and plus so much healthier so you just feel better in everything

Pic related, my lunch. Chipotle glazed chicken with sweet potatoes. So spicy and delicious.
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User avatar #41 to #29 - nutcrackerer (12/09/2012) [-]
I agree with you on that one; nothing's better than a steak with a lovely salad and potatoes :)
User avatar #30 to #29 - thebritishguy (12/09/2012) [-]
why did you take a photo of it?
User avatar #32 to #30 - jokerjack (12/09/2012) [-]
Because I am literally sitting at my desk flipping through fj while eating lunch when this post came up. Proud of how delicious and healthy it turned out.
User avatar #49 to #29 - skinless (12/09/2012) [-]
i actually like fast food but i don't eat it often
User avatar #33 to #29 - Shiny (12/09/2012) [-]
Because I can't cook worth a **** beyond simple stuff and neither can anybody in my family
User avatar #34 to #33 - thebritishguy (12/09/2012) [-]
you just have to follow the instructions and your good
User avatar #42 to #29 - ferrettamer (12/09/2012) [-]
What is this, instagram?
User avatar #55 to #42 - azusa (12/09/2012) [-]
There's a fine difference between food porn and pictures of food with ****** editing.
User avatar #24 - immortalfear (12/09/2012) [-]
Just a trim (six inches off the top)...and that's why I cut my own goddamn hair.
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User avatar #60 to #44 - chexmex (12/09/2012) [-]
Eddie Izzard is hilarious!
#4 - anon (12/09/2012) [-]
Nice stealing from 9gag and guys please don't rage and thumb this down you will only prove my point by doing so.
User avatar #19 to #4 - herpymcderp (12/09/2012) [-]
How does thumbing you down prove you're right?
#5 to #4 - poppo (12/09/2012) [-]
So you think someone from 9gag made that? they probably stole it from someone else.
#11 to #4 - grandmabetty ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
We're not proving your point at all, you're being a miserable self centred **** by complaining about seeing this more than once.

What makes you even gayer is you visited 9gag.
#57 - flyingnigga (12/09/2012) [-]
what i lie about telling the gf she is beaitful
User avatar #59 to #57 - lube (12/09/2012) [-]
yes.
User avatar #54 - elcreepo (12/09/2012) [-]
And it's white little anus kissing lies like this that make me so honest.
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