Simple facts. Found this and i don't think I've seen it on FunnyJunk before... If it's a report tell me and I'll delete it Sorry for the bad quality, it wouldn'
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Simple facts

Simple facts. Found this and i don't think I've seen it on FunnyJunk before... If it's a report tell me and I'll delete it Sorry for the bad quality, it wouldn'

Found this and i don't think I've seen it on FunnyJunk before... If it's a report tell me and I'll delete it Sorry for the bad quality, it wouldn't save as a better image.

Of great tasting food)
I just got your text.
Three hours ago but diam want to reply)
Only 12% chance of rain.
Bring an umbrella)
Sorry, I' m busy Friday night.
Busy stalking who I' d rather be dating on Facebook)
Pm fine, just tired.
Tired of you annoying me all the time)
Brb.
Pm still here, but I wish you weren' t)
Just a trim.
Six inches off the top)
Sorry, that was my last piece.
I don' t like you enough to give you free gum)
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User avatar #1 - flemsdfer ONLINE (12/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I never got the "It's my last piece" **** . I just always said, "No it's my gum"
User avatar #7 - kjeks ONLINE (12/09/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Whoever made these is an asshole
User avatar #14 - Shiny ONLINE (12/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I hate how I have to lie to people about being busy or having appointments or something because my concept of fun is boring and stupid to them.
#25 - origommi (12/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**origommi rolled a random image posted in comment #2208660 at MLP Friendly Board ** < what i lie about
**origommi rolled a random image posted in comment #2208660 at MLP Friendly Board ** < what i lie about
#4 - anonexplains (12/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Nice stealing from 9gag and guys please don't rage and thumb this down you will only prove my point by doing so.
#11 to #4 - grandmabetty (12/09/2012) [-]
We're not proving your point at all, you're being a miserable self centred **** by complaining about seeing this more than once.

What makes you even gayer is you visited 9gag.
User avatar #2 - theivindon (12/09/2012) [-]
Whenever i say these things im being honest, honesty is dead man...
User avatar #10 - richardastley (12/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
When people talk about giving away gum, I wonder how many people on Funnyjunk are still in high school. I'm okay with it, but it makes me feel a little old to be here. lol
#38 - joethefurball (12/09/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Whatever happened to blunt honesty? It's not that ******* hard to just tell the truth, and people will respect you more for it
pic unrelated
#47 - slapchoppin (12/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
familiar logo
#46 - widsquard (12/09/2012) [-]
This content is OC

(stolen from another website)
User avatar #12 - Lintutu ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
>I'm busy friday night

no really, i am. I have to work
#6 - phanact (12/09/2012) [-]
I do that all the time, with text messages.

I'm just... way too lazy to respond

People need to leave me alone to wallow in my own pity
#29 - jokerjack (12/09/2012) [+] (9 replies)
First one: But fast food tastes like **** . I'd much rather eat the stuff I cook. It's really not that hard and plus so much healthier so you just feel better in everything

Pic related, my lunch. Chipotle glazed chicken with sweet potatoes. So spicy and delicious.
#57 - flyingnigga (12/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
what i lie about telling the gf she is beaitful
User avatar #59 to #57 - lube (12/09/2012) [-]
yes.
User avatar #24 - immortalfear (12/09/2012) [-]
Just a trim (six inches off the top)...and that's why I cut my own goddamn hair.
User avatar #54 - elcreepo (12/09/2012) [-]
And it's white little anus kissing lies like this that make me so honest.
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User avatar #60 to #44 - chexmex (12/09/2012) [-]
Eddie Izzard is hilarious!
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