John Stab. . I want to change my last name to Starbust so that the sentence "Jenn Stab' s children" might name up. Does this work if your first name isn't John. Stabbin children
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User avatar #1 - onceman (12/09/2012) [-]
Does this work if your first name isn't John.
User avatar #33 to #1 - tables (12/09/2012) [-]
No, I think it has to be green apples...
#12 to #1 - thesuttenburger (12/09/2012) [-]
No I tried it and my dick got caught in a ceiling fan.
#53 to #12 - wopwop (12/09/2012) [-]
Wow, did you come up with that yourself? You're so 			*******		 original.
Wow, did you come up with that yourself? You're so ******* original.
User avatar #26 to #1 - tehlulzbringer (12/09/2012) [-]
Of course not.

No one will call you "John" if John is not your first name
#2 to #1 - zean (12/09/2012) [-]
No
User avatar #3 to #2 - onceman (12/09/2012) [-]
Very well then.
#6 - phanact (12/09/2012) [-]
I've seen some names on Xbox live like this

"An axe murderer"

"You have killed an axe murdered"
"An axe murderer killed you"

Stuff like that
#9 - thelastoldfag (12/09/2012) [-]
this is funny because i have a friend and his last name is "Smothers" hahahaha
#25 to #9 - illegalartist (12/09/2012) [-]
i have a friend too.
i have a friend too.
User avatar #8 - sippay (12/09/2012) [-]
Or if you really stab children, John stab stab's children
User avatar #11 to #8 - rhinoraptor (12/09/2012) [-]
Wait... say that again?
John Stab stabs children?
or
John stabs (his) Stab children?

I was legitimately confused there..
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#40 - nephritho (12/09/2012) [-]
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neph havesexwithhis children
User avatar #7 - Soilwork (12/09/2012) [-]
Change your last name to Rape
#47 - odio (12/09/2012) [-]
someone called his son Rudi Silvester Rakete. (translation: Rudi New Year's Rocket) this is the birth certificate.
#48 to #47 - odio (12/09/2012) [-]
and this
User avatar #49 to #48 - odio (12/09/2012) [-]
also notice "Havana Koka" at the bottom
#34 - josieabby (12/09/2012) [-]
When my sister got married, she became Krystina Keele.   
It sounds like KILL with a heavy southern accent.
When my sister got married, she became Krystina Keele.
It sounds like KILL with a heavy southern accent.
#4 - Userjames (12/09/2012) [-]
**Userjames rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Seems legit. ** stab
**Userjames rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Seems legit. ** stab
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User avatar #20 to #17 - colegaleener (12/09/2012) [-]
I don't say stab-zes I just say stabs
#23 to #17 - anon (12/09/2012) [-]
The last name is stab not stabs so therefore it is correct the way it is
#38 to #17 - breakfastlunch (12/09/2012) [-]
Your correction is incorrect and your grammar was flawed. You may leave.
User avatar #19 to #17 - Fluorum (12/09/2012) [-]
you're.

thanks
User avatar #59 - leagetshitpack ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
i made a PSN account name blackgezzus69. if that's not gay i don't know what is
#54 - piotr (12/09/2012) [-]
one of my lecturers from uni is actually called John Stabb... true story
#43 - mastercolossus (12/09/2012) [-]
john stab's boss/ wife/ friend/ mistress/ etc/ etc...
User avatar #42 - joaomartins (12/09/2012) [-]
1 - Move to America
2 - Change last name to Kiddo
3 - Have a daughter
4 - Name her Beatrix
5 - My daughter will be Beatrix Kiddo


OR
1- Change name for Crowley
2 - People will treat me for Mister Crowley
User avatar #44 to #42 - takeoffthathat (12/09/2012) [-]
Beatrix Kiddo, I don't get
User avatar #45 to #44 - joaomartins (12/09/2012) [-]
Did you ever see Kill Bill ?

User avatar #46 to #45 - takeoffthathat (12/09/2012) [-]
Not really only parts
User avatar #50 to #46 - joaomartins (12/09/2012) [-]
See the full movie ( Volume 1 and 2 ) .
Volume 1 http://www.wareztuga.tv/movie.php?m=KillBillVol1
Volume 2 http://www.wareztuga.tv/movie.php?m=Kill
BillVol2

Sorry for the site being in portuguese ( it is my native language )
User avatar #51 to #50 - takeoffthathat (12/09/2012) [-]
Ok cool, thanks :)
User avatar #39 - wilvine **User deleted account** (12/09/2012) [-]
I was called Detective Titty Sprinkles at my old school, still am when I talk to them, It's awesome, I even had a fake badge for awhile.
User avatar #16 - jalthelas (12/09/2012) [-]
**jalthelas rolled user brianine ** killed you
User avatar #10 - resola (12/09/2012) [-]
And my name will be:Dickinson buttocksman
User avatar #63 to #56 - resola (12/09/2012) [-]
Almost
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