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#39 - peepeethesailor
Reply -25
(12/09/2012) [-]
OKAY Funn-e-junk listen up. It's time to hear. My new rap. Here we go. Hit it yal!
Hey buddy how are you
You think this is round one?
It's really round two.
Don't worry it will be fun
Come up here and suck my dick
Like a face and a book, you are facebooked.
Right in there next to my friend rick.
SO you won't be closed to overlooked.
My buddy doesn't know
That you're such a ho
You do know
You are a ho
Come along girl have another beer
Stay a while.
And I will get near.
**** these ******.
It's time to out.
Peace out funnyjunk i hope yall get gout!

#91 to #39 - anon
Reply 0
(12/09/2012) [-]
Whitest. Thread. Ever.
#61 to #39 - pineapplepeople
Reply +4
(12/09/2012) [-]
You're rhymes are weak,
And you ain't that good.
You're just a white geek
From a nice neighborhood.
I'm a poet, you know it,
sit down kid and I'll show it,
You know I can't blow it,
So take your lines and stow it.
You're redundant and slow,
You'll get what you deserve.
So sit down son,
'Cause you just got served.
#81 to #61 - FJerJB
Reply +4
(12/09/2012) [-]
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#90 to #81 - icecreamonnips
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(12/09/2012) [-]
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#82 to #81 - pineapplepeople
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(12/09/2012) [-]
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#60 to #39 - phanact
Reply -1
(12/09/2012) [-]
I thumbed it down merely because you used big text and it was completely unneeded. It was essentially an eyesore
#47 to #39 - retardpolicechief
Reply +13
(12/09/2012) [-]
ok, heres some feedback.

1. You need to rhyme ****** with ******. You're also forgetting to use pussy and stank.
2. The composition is good, but you need to replace buddy with ******
3. I liked the use of the word dick, very artful. You should use it more often
4. Overall Here is how I would've written it.

Hey ******
You ****** this is ******?
It's ******.
dick dick dick dick pussy dick
****** dick
****** face and a ******, you are ************.
My ****** doesn't know
That pussy
You do know
You ****** and chef
pussy beer
****** will get near.
****** these ******.
It's time to eat some slime.
#101 to #47 - guto
Reply +3
(12/09/2012) [-]
this is a masterpiece
this is a masterpiece
#51 to #47 - peepeethesailor
Reply -5
(12/09/2012) [-]
Swearing man is fun to do
I think it is better just for you
My raps are perfect you can see
And I only have to swear a few times to be
The greatest rapper in the entire land
And I don't even use a band!
#43 to #39 - climatus
Reply 0
(12/09/2012) [-]
what in the ************* **** was that?
go die, bitch
#44 to #43 - peepeethesailor
Reply -4
(12/09/2012) [-]
You think this is round one?
Well this is round two!
Come on and fight, me and you!
Suck my dick man yo can't win a fight
I will punch you so hard you will see a light!
Die in peace and hope to god
You won't burn in hell
#45 to #44 - climatus
Reply -3
(12/09/2012) [-]
those last lines didn't rhyme....
#50 to #45 - peepeethesailor
Reply -6
(12/09/2012) [-]
Doesn't matter when you rhyme
What you think this is a crime?
I don't think our minds our the same
We clearly aren't playing the same game
Me and you different apart
But together we are attracted at heart
#52 to #50 - climatus
Reply -2
(12/09/2012) [-]
1. yes i think not rhyming when you're trying to be good at rapping is a crime
2. If you're trying to seduce me via internet it isn't working. it's doing the opposite
#53 to #52 - peepeethesailor
Reply -4
(12/09/2012) [-]
I never meant to be the greatest rapper in the wooooorld
Would you?
Be my?
#54 to #53 - climatus
Reply -3
(12/09/2012) [-]
p.s. i'm not a woman
#56 to #54 - peepeethesailor
Reply +1
(12/09/2012) [-]
Woman or man
Does it matter
I don't think so
You really flatter
Me into an erection
You smell good
You and me
Should get funky with my wood
#78 to #56 - xxmarkusxx
Reply -4
(12/09/2012) [-]
Take a seat and let me read you the instrunctions,
it seems your brain doesnt work when your mouths tryin to function.
the first guy to speak has a bit of gumption,
and that second fool sounds as weird as a munchkin.
i wish i could call you legitimate rappers,
but ive seen better **** taking peeks into crappers
im spitting acid viperlike, im an idol.
im taking up this whole dam thread if your cramped take a mydol!
#119 to #78 - peepeethesailor
Reply -1
(12/09/2012) [-]
ha fag
#170 to #119 - xxmarkusxx
Reply -2
(12/09/2012) [-]
i think your bitch ass is the one who's a fag,
keep talking that ****, ive got a body bag,
2 hours and you couldn't even come up with ****,
probly because your brain is half-lit,
i've buried faggots like you all my life,
opening their throats with the edge of my knife,
i see that your done, thats a shame,
cuz i got a good laugh reading raps that are lame.