How the Chinese handle negotiations. .. ! You forgot the panel where the negotiator went to change his shirt! How the Chinese handle negotiations ! You forgot panel where negotiator went to change his shirt!
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - Keoul
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********!
You forgot the panel where the negotiator went to change his shirt!
#125 to #1 - musicaglory
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User avatar #14 to #1 - brenton
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The head negotiator went around to the door in the room to distract the guy. That's why he's looking inside and doesn't notice the dude with the gun. I have no idea why there's a different guy outside after the third panel though...
#20 to #1 - jimmyprice
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if i am correct it is a different shirt because it is a different person one guy to check first then the guy with black shirt goes out also notice gray shirt doesn't have a rope around his waste unlike black shirt
User avatar #29 to #1 - luismamontes
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I don't think it was the same guy. If you look closely, the one that fired the gun had squinty eyes.
#5 to #1 - theneonbolt
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#2 to #1 - maxillius
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#4 - zzonked
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#72 - julpiter
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User avatar #117 to #72 - captainchina
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yep
#6 - zeecan
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In america it would've taken an entire swat team, at least 15 officers to secure the area, and about $25,000 in tax payers money and about 18 hours until anything happens.
#123 to #6 - thenickel
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but that doesn't take into account how successful each method is. If the chinese method has a 33% chance of failure, and the american one has a 2%, would it be worth it? just some food for thought.
#63 to #6 - nightstar
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I'd imagine the guy is being distracted since he's looking into the room and doesn't notice the "lead negotiator".

Also the "lead negotiator" has a rope around him that I would wager is being held by others.

Also, as someone else pointed out. First panel is daylight. Last panel isn't.
User avatar #21 to #6 - foelkera
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And then the guy would be sent to a prison where all his needs would be taken care of, then he leaves with an easy job and a few thousand dollars.
User avatar #8 to #6 - noket
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and that's how in china things cost like nothing.. yeah, i've read the same comment in the original post, and in all other reposts too..
#79 - illegalartist
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as nice as that is, i'd rather live in a country with due process
as nice as that is, i'd rather live in a country with due process
User avatar #146 to #79 - kureizikitsune
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Holding a child as a hostage and threatening to kill him if demands are not met? I would have shot the mother ****** myself without bothering to wait for the cops.
#158 to #146 - tjocksnorris
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no you wouldn't
User avatar #163 to #158 - kureizikitsune
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Yeah, I would. I carry at least one of my pair Mk. 23's on me at all times, even in my house. And some twisted **** holds a child as a hostage? Would not think twice about giving him a .45 calibre farewell.
#173 to #163 - awesomanium
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And that's why I live in England.
User avatar #99 to #79 - Senior Bob
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so he goes to jail and you pay taxes to keep him there. i'd rather not have him at all. we all know the world could use less people
User avatar #113 to #99 - illegalartist
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I've been arrested twice, should I not be here either? Since being arrested ive gotten my eagle scout and im looking to go to a prestigious college.

Frankly, Hitler had better rhetoric for the Holocaust.
User avatar #114 to #113 - Senior Bob
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but did you kidnap a child and threaten to kill it if you didnt get your three demands? probably not.
User avatar #115 to #114 - illegalartist
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No i did not, and I'm not saying I entirely disagree with you either. i'd just hesitate to make a blanket statement like that.
User avatar #118 to #115 - Senior Bob
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then i will rephrase my statement. if a person is going to be imprisoned for more than 50 years and will probably die in prison, would you the citizen want to pay taxes out the ass to keep them alive?
User avatar #119 to #118 - illegalartist
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I agree about life in prison but I recall reading that it costs more to euthanize. And in california death row is about as long as life in prison...
#126 to #119 - CrazyPsycho
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It costs about 50,000 dollars to keep an inmate in prison for his whole life (roughly). And a box of 100 round 115grain 9mm bullets goes for about 25bucks at cabelas. and you say it costs more to kill someone.
User avatar #130 to #126 - illegalartist
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I said "Euthanize." Im really not going to get into an argument on fj about it but the "cruel and unusual" punishment clause was included for a reason. Why even **** with ammunition? Chopping their heads off would be most cost effective. Maybe we can just round them up and throw them off a bridge....
#131 to #130 - CrazyPsycho
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Hey that works even better. good riddance to all the rapists, murderers, kidnappers, pedophiles, and the likes. But can't you get a little more creative? why don't we just cook them and EAT them. animals are for eating are they not?
User avatar #156 to #131 - joaomartins
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That would be funny , personally I prefer radiation poisoning .
User avatar #132 to #131 - illegalartist
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I honestly don't know what I expected from someone named "crazy psycho."
#133 to #132 - CrazyPsycho
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So should i expect someone with the name illegalartist to either (A pirate all the music they can find or (B record people getting raped/murdered/tortured and then selling it off as "illegal art" ? i hope the latter...
User avatar #122 to #119 - Senior Bob
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thats why instead of negotiating with someone who will be detained for such a prolonged time, they should be shot. as shown in the content
User avatar #87 to #79 - instakill
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well if its you or a child im sorry but the general public is still going to side with saving the child but killing one man over letting the child die and putting the man in jail
#89 to #87 - illegalartist
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Yep, fortunately I don't plan on kidnapping any children anytime soon.
Yep, fortunately I don't plan on kidnapping any children anytime soon.
User avatar #91 to #89 - instakill
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that makes one of us
#22 - englman
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Things like this prove that they truly are the smartest nation on Earth.
Things like this prove that they truly are the smartest nation on Earth.
User avatar #24 to #22 - syis
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Right.
The guy grabs the kid in his fall, bam, one dead kid...
Not speaking about the psychological trauma for the class to see a guy getting shot in the head.
User avatar #25 to #24 - fyaq
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better than spending 6 hours and tons of taxpayer money on 2 squad copters to hover the building until his demands are met or he kills the boy in desperation.

not to mention feeding and housing him in jail for 30 years and having the chance hes a repeat offender.
User avatar #49 to #25 - syis
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Should we take in account that the guy was probably a poor man who lost his job and found himself with no social status left?
So easy to claim that he deserved it.
Come and live in China for a few months, then maybe I'll give some credit to your romantic mid-class westerner opinion.
User avatar #26 to #24 - englman
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People get shot sometimes, I don't know how traumatized you would be in this day and age seeing that. And besides, I'd rather be temporarily "traumatized" vs permanently dead. How about you?
Also, he appeared to be shot in the head. You can't make a grab or anything if you get shot in the head.
User avatar #86 to #26 - princebroken
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eh
User avatar #40 to #26 - rollertoaster
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You clearly don't know how this works. What social climate do you live in where you can shrug off "people getting shot sometimes"? Besides, as young as that child was, seeing someone get shot right in front of him would **** him up mentally for a good while.
User avatar #62 to #40 - goldenpotato
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Dude, come on.

It's reality.
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User avatar #148 to #36 - whistleandrun
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oh no you thought of one example, the entire argument is dooooomed
#180 to #148 - englman
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Your comment made me lose my ****, thank you for that!
User avatar #175 to #148 - hpnerd
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>Smart
>They thought getting peasants with no concept of science, who mostly can't read, to make "steel" out of scraps from around their farms would lead to mass increase in good steel production.
>Wonder why millions of people die and mass famine occurs in China.
User avatar #184 to #175 - whistleandrun
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pretty sure they made so much steel that the British steel industry collapsed..
User avatar #185 to #184 - hpnerd
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No. No, they did not. This is the Great Leap Forward that led to the deaths of millions.
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#34 to #22 - SILENCEnight
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**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #78 at Spy's sappin my sentry ** hue hue
#33 to #22 - herpderppppp
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if thats true move to china and tell me how ******* dandy it is you retard
#35 to #33 - dudewitshirt
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its funny cause he wouldnt have FJ or half the **** on the internet if he were in China
User avatar #52 to #35 - iStanley
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I went to China for a month. Proxies my friend, proxies...
#42 to #35 - herpderppppp
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User avatar #147 to #35 - whistleandrun
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actually they have their own equivalents of facebook etc. that they all use, so unless they know a lot of people in other countries they're not missing out much
#121 - mugenky
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every time i see a repost of this i leave this response now
User avatar #127 to #121 - mgarrigan
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sweet
User avatar #138 to #121 - joiik
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its ironic because this is a repost
#157 to #138 - XxMyNameIsChancexX
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Thats the point. He means from now on.
#162 to #157 - joiik
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oh.
#73 - triggathepirate
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This post makes me so depressed every time I see it.   
Cause like, what if this situation was far more complicated than it seemed,   
Take the plot of the movie "Phone Booth".
This post makes me so depressed every time I see it.
Cause like, what if this situation was far more complicated than it seemed,
Take the plot of the movie "Phone Booth".
#76 to #73 - bazda
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That was a good movie, but that would never happen, come on man.
User avatar #84 to #76 - foxtrotalpha
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Yeah, do people still have phone booths?
User avatar #82 to #73 - aerosol
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Or "John Q"
#142 - fantomen
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Baby's first ruptured eardrum.
Baby's first ruptured eardrum.
#93 - gorginhanson
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