Hurtful... It's not even his fault guiz.. HIST SAYING Nali VIII] , Btl' T MAME All FAIRS [IN ME. >be 9 years old >have two cats that we keep downstairs >one is sick so she stays downstairs all day(no carpets downstairs) >mom tells me to go get t
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#8 - harryblazer (12/09/2012) [-]
>be 9 years old
>have two cats that we keep downstairs
>one is sick so she stays downstairs all day(no carpets downstairs)
>mom tells me to go get the laundry
>walking back up stairs, see cat standing in litter box.....her ass wasn't pointed at the box
>it was pointed at the ******* WALL
>"she wouldnt" I thought to myself
>oh, but she did
>lets loose the hiroshima of cat ****
>almost in the same instance, she sneezes
>not only does this cause a splatter effect i have only witness during a saw movie, but it added at least 2x the pressure
>its over in a matter of seconds, and she walks by me ..purring
>we lock eyes for a moment, and I know what she's thinking
>im gonna just moon walk right past this white bitch
> ******* ice cold
>I stare at the gothic horror picaso painting she made, then turn around and dont say anything
>dad goes down 15 minutes later, hear him scream ,then curse for a solid 5 minutes
>my face when i saw it hit the wall
User avatar #11 to #8 - giblets (12/09/2012) [-]
I'm so tired that I started laughing at "Have two cats" and didn't stop till the end.
#3 - Aleafe (12/08/2012) [-]
my pug rips all the ******* time.
User avatar #48 to #3 - xbaconbitzx (12/09/2012) [-]
is that a cast?
User avatar #49 to #48 - Aleafe (12/09/2012) [-]
yeah his nail was cut off when his paw got stuck in the door
User avatar #12 to #3 - giblets (12/09/2012) [-]
THAT IS THE CUTEST PUG EVER
#5 to #3 - hybridtruth (12/09/2012) [-]
I can tell by how red its eyes are
#14 - Namikaze (12/09/2012) [-]
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#18 - ahoybokchoy (12/09/2012) [-]
Pugs are gassy creatures.
Pugs are gassy creatures.
#32 - arigsxc (12/09/2012) [-]
and stop blaming me for all  your bestiality porn too! oh wait..
and stop blaming me for all your bestiality porn too! oh wait..
#23 - lividplatypus (12/09/2012) [-]
How your dog feels when you blame your farts on him.
How your dog feels when you blame your farts on him.
#19 - madhattergirl (12/09/2012) [-]
Our pug has been farting up a storm all day! His reaction when we yell at him.
Our pug has been farting up a storm all day! His reaction when we yell at him.
#31 - anon (12/09/2012) [-]
DNA , cunt sister daughter so jealous that all your SPYING , YES WE JUST WANT MORE LEGAL MERRY XMAS FOR "ALL U ******* " SAT BACK FOR RIGHT MISTAKES U ULTIMATELY MAKE $$$$$ TELL BEE KARMA /\ YOY KNOW RUNNING SCARED WHORE.
#44 to #31 - ofmiceandmen (12/09/2012) [-]
My brain hurts from reading this.
My brain hurts from reading this.
#46 to #31 - illegalartist (12/09/2012) [-]
you want me to murder my friends and loved ones? yes master
#34 to #31 - tehbawz (12/09/2012) [-]
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#7 - longboarding (12/09/2012) [-]
One of my Boston Terriers has the worst ******* anal gasses ever.
#10 to #7 - lindiihop (12/09/2012) [-]
<---- I know that feel, bro. Mine is the same way.
#16 to #10 - longboarding (12/09/2012) [-]
Partner in crime
#20 - peepeethesailor (12/09/2012) [-]
Ok guys serious question. Can you get a dog just so you can **** it? I'm thinking of it but I'm not 100% sure this is OK.
User avatar #25 to #20 - theghostrider (12/09/2012) [-]
Why would yo-nevermind, I don't want to know.
User avatar #21 to #20 - HordeyWordey (12/09/2012) [-]
I think /b/ would be able to answer that much better than we can.
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#2 - phanact (12/08/2012) [-]
Trust me, when a dog or a cat farts, you'll know
#47 - damago (12/09/2012) [-]
****		 you humans I escape
**** you humans I escape
#42 - SemiAnon ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
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#24 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (12/09/2012) [-]
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#17 - unoriginalhipster (12/09/2012) [-]
Her butt is not as sweet as her face.
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