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Grammer Police

your a creep
in replyin ? 7 (Show the ) t hour an
Youre'
in 1 hour will
If-‘ H NO call the grammar police
h replete 1 hour ago wdh
Well, well, well... What thr we have here? Misspelled "you' re", huh? This will
mat end well fur yen!
in reply lo ' 22 minutes any 21
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#96 - lethalpeanut (12/09/2012) [-]
the GRAMMER police? what is this amateur hour?
User avatar #82 - mesymba (12/09/2012) [-]
911 what's your emergency?
THE IDIOT SAID YOUR INSTEAD OF YOU'RE
.........we have a squad on their way
User avatar #129 to #82 - thegrimreaver (12/09/2012) [-]
"Sir, please remain calm. We're mobilizing a SWAT team to locate a **** to give."
#23 - andristonozelos (12/08/2012) [-]
Just in case you didn't notice.
#25 to #23 - ZeBigD (12/08/2012) [-]
This made me lol more than the content itself.
This made me lol more than the content itself.
User avatar #111 to #23 - zombiesrule (12/09/2012) [-]
This post is actually one of the few times I needed the red box.
#35 to #23 - martenskii (12/08/2012) [-]
I don't get it..... can someone explain
#84 to #35 - Rascal (12/09/2012) [-]
Look at the content, has a redbox around "GrammarPoliceChief" highlighting the name as is we're all too blind to see it.

This guy is taking the piss by highlighting pretty much every important detail.
#91 to #84 - martenskii (12/09/2012) [-]
Thank You Anon. I know you may not see this but thank you :)
#92 to #91 - martenskii (12/09/2012) [-]
whoops wrong picture, but you get the idea
#32 - awesomenessdefined (12/08/2012) [-]
That was a spelling mistake. I'm afraid that she's outside of YOU'RE jurisdiction.
User avatar #37 to #32 - gtocforyou ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
*You are jurisdiction*

Seems about right.
User avatar #38 to #37 - bananarchy (12/08/2012) [-]
That was the jock
User avatar #39 to #38 - gtocforyou ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
I DUNT LIEK JOCKS
#54 to #32 - Rascal (12/08/2012) [-]
sauce
User avatar #60 to #54 - tritonsbane (12/08/2012) [-]
A disney short of a man playing chess with himself. Pretty entertaining.
User avatar #110 to #60 - snipster (12/09/2012) [-]
Geri's Game
#51 - warlockrichard (12/08/2012) [-]
need any help comrade
#98 to #51 - fapodap (12/09/2012) [-]
have this :)
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#56 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#57 to #56 - Keoul (12/08/2012) [-]
Applejack...
I KNEW IT!
#62 to #57 - dtox (12/08/2012) [-]
I mean, honestly, what did you expect?
#65 to #62 - Rascal (12/09/2012) [-]
Stfu Jappleack

No one likes you
#69 to #65 - youxbarstard ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
Mars attacks version of applejack? o.0
User avatar #104 - baditch (12/09/2012) [-]
I'm only half-certain that the title was a joke.
#78 - alarmdemon (12/09/2012) [-]
mfw pyramidhead13579...cus im a silent hill maniac
#50 - iAmAWizard (12/08/2012) [-]
>GrammarPoliceChief   
>Finishes quotation marks before the comma
>GrammarPoliceChief
>Finishes quotation marks before the comma
#135 to #50 - Rascal (12/09/2012) [-]
I noticed that the drumming of "Skeletons of Society" by Slayer went well with Loki getting slammed.
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#108 to #50 - Rascal (12/09/2012) [-]
Hes right you stupid smug **** ...
User avatar #89 to #50 - wiredguy (12/09/2012) [-]
But... That's correct.
It's speech marks that's the rule with, not quotation marks.

If you're quoting something someone has written, you take exactly what they put and can't alter it, thus any punctuation you the quoter wish to add, goes after the closing mark.

Of course, if it's speech in a fiction novel, then the inflection and tone of voice would be inferred via the punctuation used, so here it goes inside.
User avatar #16 - dppwrestler (12/08/2012) [-]
* "you're,"
The oxford comma goes before the end quotation mark.
#48 to #16 - theaceofthespade (12/08/2012) [-]
That is not an oxford comma, but it still goes inside the quotes.
That is not an oxford comma, but it still goes inside the quotes.
User avatar #26 to #16 - kalthorak (12/08/2012) [-]
That makes no sense whatsoever.
User avatar #73 to #26 - natedimes (12/09/2012) [-]
Yep, you're right. It doesn't. I thought it would be outside of it because you're not quoting the the comma, but that's the English lingo for ya.
User avatar #27 to #26 - ancano (12/08/2012) [-]
But he is right you know?
User avatar #66 to #27 - kalthorak (12/09/2012) [-]
I'm not saying he isn't right, I'm just saying it makes no sense, the English language can be pretty retarded at times.
User avatar #33 to #16 - eyeballfrog (12/08/2012) [-]
That's not an Oxford comma. It's just a regular one. An Oxford comma is the one before the conjunction in a list.
User avatar #136 to #33 - dppwrestler (12/09/2012) [-]
You're right, my bad.
#67 to #16 - golbot (12/09/2012) [-]
in British grammar, the comma goes after the quotation. but **** grammar and quotes and run-on sentences and punctuation
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#83 to #16 - adissaddd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#45 - datgermanguy (12/08/2012) [-]
Grammar Police, a proud subunit of the Internet police force!
User avatar #13 - lolfire (12/08/2012) [-]
gram·mar
/ˈgramer/
Noun

The whole system and structure of a language or of languages in general, usually taken as consisting of syntax and morphology (including...
A particular analysis of the system and structure of language or of a specific language.


Why does everyone seem to think it's spelled grammer...
User avatar #15 to #13 - cedrock (12/08/2012) [-]
The irony when you spell your point incorrectly..."...to think it's spelled 'grammer'..." when actually everyone spells it grammar.
User avatar #19 to #17 - cedrock (12/08/2012) [-]
Oh...A troll...Well played, have to say.
User avatar #40 to #15 - logicstrike (12/08/2012) [-]
someone needs to read peoples comments more carefully. The last line was him wondering why people thought grammar was spelt grammer it was not an endorsement of the incorrect spelling.
#5 - phanact (12/08/2012) [-]
>Making a spelling error on FJ
#47 - theaceofthespade (12/08/2012) [-]
Hey grammar police, the comma goes before the last quotation mark.
User avatar #72 to #47 - yonderfork (12/09/2012) [-]
He might be English.
User avatar #87 to #72 - theaceofthespade (12/09/2012) [-]
As far as I know, its not different, although I may be wrong.
#113 to #87 - theaceofthespade (12/09/2012) [-]
I take it back! I just looked it up and learned that that is indeed how the British do it.  I'm very sorry   
   
 that all you Brits don't know how to use your own 			*******		 language
I take it back! I just looked it up and learned that that is indeed how the British do it. I'm very sorry

that all you Brits don't know how to use your own ******* language
User avatar #114 to #113 - theaceofthespade (12/09/2012) [-]
Just kidding of course. Found this quote by a real grammar nazi though.

"Nowadays… A passage peppered with commas—which in the past would have indicated painstaking and authoritative editorial attention—smacks simply of no backbone. People who put in all the commas betray themselves as moral weaklings with empty lives and out-of-date reference books. (Truss, 2004, p. 97–98)"

Now that... is taking grammar to seriously.
#119 to #114 - Rascal (12/09/2012) [-]
>to
#144 - grammarinspector (12/09/2012) [-]
amidoingitright?
#52 - ihatem ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
What's he gonna do?
Thumb him down?
That'll show 'em.
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User avatar #58 to #52 - Keoul (12/08/2012) [-]
No,
He's gunna take him to grammar jail where he'll be graped by all the other gramates. It's a tough life mate, don't mess with the Grammar Police!
#63 - ejaculation (12/09/2012) [-]
**ejaculation rolled a random image posted in comment #2026142 at MLP Friendly Board ** what happened afterwards
User avatar #53 - origommi (12/08/2012) [-]
**origommi rolled a random comment #75 posted by okimura at The sad truth ** :
damn....that hit hard
< what really went down
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