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#1 - breakfastlunch (12/08/2012) [+] (13 replies)

If you did this with the intent to die, wouldn't it really be suicide? I doubt that if there is a Heaven, you'd be able to fool yourself in. God's supposed to be a bit smarter and more omniscient than your average Joe.

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#2 to #1 - angelious ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]

we are talking about a dude who failed to stop a bitch from eating an apple...how smart can he be?

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#12 to #2 - anonymous (12/08/2012) [-]

actually, God gave humans the ability of free will/choice, it was a test and they failed in the portion of obedience

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#14 to #12 - nosauceforyou (12/08/2012) [-]

>it was a test

It didn't happen you twat.

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#24 to #14 - anonymous (12/08/2012) [-]

well i find no reason for name calling, but in my faith i believe it happened

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#25 to #14 - brettyoke ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]

State your beliefs, don't be a dick about it. Holy shit, what's wrong with some athiests?

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#72 to #25 - nosauceforyou (12/09/2012) [-]

>don't be a dick about it

Welcome to the internet, you fucking nigger.

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#50 to #14 - masterboll (12/09/2012) [-]

wrong!

it happened

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#21 to #14 - anonymous (12/08/2012) [-]

Cuz you really know that amirite bro?Go eat a bag of dicks.

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#4 to #2 - nekaz (12/08/2012) [-]

psht failed to stop
you know what happens when you tell people not to look down

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#5 to #4 - angelious ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]

wait...are you saying he is so smart he realized humans are going to fuck up paradise so he just made up an excuse to kick us out!

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#6 to #5 - nekaz (12/08/2012) [-]

ALL MINE BITCHES

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#28 to #2 - anonymous (12/08/2012) [-]

I'm pretty sure that was meant to be a test.

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#16 - toguro ONLINE (12/08/2012) [+] (4 replies)

>Implying anyone on this site is going to heaven

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#48 to #16 - Kirbyman (12/09/2012) [-]

You've activated my trap card

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#54 - commontroll (12/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Meh, I could get into a debate of the whole "do not test God," stuff, or talking about how I don't care about being in danger. Instead I'll just say this.

Hah.

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#59 to #54 - kamehamehanurd (12/09/2012) [-]

lulz were had.

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#26 - warlike (12/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Suicide isn't a sin. It never says that in the bible. It was the Catholic church who decreed that suicide is a sin after a large sect of christian cultists committed mass suicide.

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#51 to #26 - onceman (12/09/2012) [-]

The 5th commandment, no killing of any kind, abortion, suicide, genocide, homocide, euthenesia, killing of the spirt.

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#75 to #51 - commontroll (12/09/2012) [-]

Oh? No, 6th commandment is to not murder. Noah was told to kill murderers. Saul and David were warriors, and commanded to wipe out the Philistines, Moses killed a slave driver in Egypt, the Hebrews were in war like crazy, and wiped Jericho off the map except for a hooker and her family. Killing isn't wrong, it's murder that's wrong. That's the one that has their blood crying out from the ground for justice.

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#7 - phanact (12/08/2012) [-]

Suicide doesn't get you into heaven?

I may need to rethink this

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#8 - velvan (12/08/2012) [+] (17 replies)

Is self-sacrifice, cause you to go to hell like an example would be like runing into a group of zombies with a nade, saving many people inb4 impossible

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#11 to #8 - harrypottergirl (12/08/2012) [-]

no that would be considered sacrificing one's self for the greater good, it get you in to heaven .

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#23 - Lilstow (12/08/2012) [-]

Actually i think i've heard from somewhere that this is actually not a loop hole, and still a no no.
i really have no idea.
inb4 raped by red thumbs.

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#68 - anonymous (12/09/2012) [-]

Maybe if I wasn't a huge pussy... -_-

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#13 - loldonkaments (12/08/2012) [-]

this is gold

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#15 - dabronydude (12/08/2012) [-]

or pay some skilled person to kill you painlessly, some time later randomly so you never know when its coming.

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