Technically. . Think Heaven is so great? Get there sooner! BIBLE LOOPHOLE: reckless . Technically, ‘we not suicide.. If you did this with the intent to die, wouldn't it really be suicide? I doubt that if there is a Heaven, you'd be able to fool yourself in. God's supposed to b
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#1 - breakfastlunch (12/08/2012) [+] (13 replies)
If you did this with the intent to die, wouldn't it really be suicide? I doubt that if there is a Heaven, you'd be able to fool yourself in. God's supposed to be a bit smarter and more omniscient than your average Joe.
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#2 to #1 - angelious ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
we are talking about a dude who failed to stop a bitch from eating an apple...how smart can he be?
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#16 - toguro (12/08/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>Implying anyone on this site is going to heaven
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#3 - rprol ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #54 - commontroll (12/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Meh, I could get into a debate of the whole "do not test God," stuff, or talking about how I don't care about being in danger. Instead I'll just say this.

Hah.
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User avatar #26 - warlike (12/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Suicide isn't a sin. It never says that in the bible. It was the Catholic church who decreed that suicide is a sin after a large sect of christian cultists committed mass suicide.
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#7 - phanact (12/08/2012) [-]
Suicide doesn't get you into heaven?

I may need to rethink this
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User avatar #23 - Lilstow (12/08/2012) [-]
Actually i think i've heard from somewhere that this is actually not a loop hole, and still a no no.
i really have no idea.
inb4 raped by red thumbs.
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User avatar #8 - velvan (12/08/2012) [+] (17 replies)
Is self-sacrifice, cause you to go to hell like an example would be like runing into a group of zombies with a nade, saving many people inb4 impossible
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User avatar #11 to #8 - harrypottergirl (12/08/2012) [-]
no that would be considered sacrificing one's self for the greater good, it get you in to heaven .
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#68 - anonexplains (12/09/2012) [-]
Maybe if I wasn't a huge pussy... -_-
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#13 - loldonkaments (12/08/2012) [-]
this is gold
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User avatar #15 - dabronydude (12/08/2012) [-]
or pay some skilled person to kill you painlessly, some time later randomly so you never know when its coming.
 
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