Technically. . Think Heaven is so great? Get there sooner! BIBLE LOOPHOLE: reckless . Technically, ‘we not suicide.. If you did this with the intent to die, wouldn't it really be suicide? I doubt that if there is a Heaven, you'd be able to fool yourself in. God's supposed to b
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Technically

Think Heaven is so great?
Get there sooner!
BIBLE LOOPHOLE:
reckless .
Technically, ‘we not suicide.
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Submitted: 12/08/2012
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#1 - breakfastlunch (12/08/2012) [-]
If you did this with the intent to die, wouldn't it really be suicide? I doubt that if there is a Heaven, you'd be able to fool yourself in. God's supposed to be a bit smarter and more omniscient than your average Joe.
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#2 to #1 - angelious (12/08/2012) [-]
we are talking about a dude who failed to stop a bitch from eating an apple...how smart can he be?
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#12 to #2 - 2scared2login (12/08/2012) [-]
actually, God gave humans the ability of free will/choice, it was a test and they failed in the portion of obedience
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User avatar #14 to #12 - nosauceforyou (12/08/2012) [-]
>it was a test


It didn't happen you **** .
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#24 to #14 - 2scared2login (12/08/2012) [-]
well i find no reason for name calling, but in my faith i believe it happened
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User avatar #25 to #14 - brettyoke (12/08/2012) [-]
State your beliefs, don't be a dick about it. Holy **** , what's wrong with some athiests?
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User avatar #72 to #25 - nosauceforyou (12/09/2012) [-]
>don't be a dick about it


Welcome to the internet, you ******* ****** .
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#50 to #14 - masterboll (12/09/2012) [-]
wrong!

it happened
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#21 to #14 - 2scared2login (12/08/2012) [-]
Cuz you really know that amirite bro?Go eat a bag of dicks.
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User avatar #4 to #2 - nekaz (12/08/2012) [-]
psht failed to stop
you know what happens when you tell people not to look down
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#5 to #4 - angelious (12/08/2012) [-]
wait...are you saying he is so smart he realized humans are going to **** up paradise so he just made up an excuse to kick us out!
wait...are you saying he is so smart he realized humans are going to **** up paradise so he just made up an excuse to kick us out!



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User avatar #6 to #5 - nekaz (12/08/2012) [-]
ALL MINE BITCHES
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#28 to #2 - 2scared2login (12/08/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure that was meant to be a test.
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#3 - rprol ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #26 - warlike (12/08/2012) [-]
Suicide isn't a sin. It never says that in the bible. It was the Catholic church who decreed that suicide is a sin after a large sect of christian cultists committed **** suicide.
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User avatar #51 to #26 - onceman ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
The 5th commandment, no killing of any kind, abortion, suicide, genocide, homocide, euthenesia, killing of the spirt.
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User avatar #75 to #51 - commontroll ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
Oh? No, 6th commandment is to not ****** . Noah was told to kill ********* . Saul and David were warriors, and commanded to wipe out the Philistines, Moses killed a slave driver in Egypt, the Hebrews were in war like crazy, and wiped Jericho off the map except for a ****** and her family. Killing isn't wrong, it's ****** that's wrong. That's the one that has their blood crying out from the ground for justice.
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User avatar #54 - commontroll ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
Meh, I could get into a debate of the whole "do not test God," stuff, or talking about how I don't care about being in danger. Instead I'll just say this.

Hah.
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User avatar #59 to #54 - kamehamehanurd (12/09/2012) [-]
lulz were had.
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User avatar #8 - velvan (12/08/2012) [-]
Is self-sacrifice, cause you to go to hell like an example would be like runing into a group of zombies with a nade, saving many people inb4 impossible
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User avatar #11 to #8 - harrypottergirl (12/08/2012) [-]
no that would be considered sacrificing one's self for the greater good, it get you in to heaven .
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#7 - phanact (12/08/2012) [-]
Suicide doesn't get you into heaven?

I may need to rethink this
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User avatar #23 - Lilstow (12/08/2012) [-]
Actually i think i've heard from somewhere that this is actually not a loop hole, and still a no no.
i really have no idea.
inb4 raped by red thumbs.
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User avatar #15 - dabronydude (12/08/2012) [-]
or pay some skilled person to kill you painlessly, some time later randomly so you never know when its coming.
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#68 - 2scared2login (12/09/2012) [-]
Maybe if I wasn't a huge ***** ... -_-
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#13 - loldonkaments (12/08/2012) [-]
this is gold
 
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