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#2 - monkeybrains

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(12/08/2012)[-]

well ****, i've been doing it WAY wrong then.

#5 to #2 - garnykins

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(12/08/2012)[-]

Skipped straight to experimentation, I take it?

#35 to #5 - tmlfana

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(12/08/2012)[-]

Forgot the Crisco I think

#6 to #5 - monkeybrains

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(12/08/2012)[-]

Nope, and that's the problem! Me and my friends kinda just sit there and call others to hang out, and then end up watching a movie or something,

#27 to #6 - KillYourself

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(12/08/2012)[-]

<---------the joke
you

#33 to #27 - acvirtutis

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(12/08/2012)[-]

Give him a brake, his name is monkeybrains after all.

#9 - chrolt

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(12/08/2012)[-]

#10 - caelinnis

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(12/08/2012)[-]

Me and my friend experimented once I want to do it again

would it be weird if I sent him this as a way to break the "I want slop on your knob" ice?

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#13 to #12 - caelinnis

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(12/08/2012)[-]

but I'm scared

#14 to #13 - FishInABowl

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(12/08/2012)[-]

Invite him over then be like haha remember that time what did you think of it and if he has a negative view then just leave it be and maybe try with another friend if he says he liked it however awkward that would be you say you want to do it again.

#15 to #14 - caelinnis

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(12/08/2012)[-]

I invited him over to watch a movie with me, I was thinking trying to hold his hand or something but that's stupid now.

I'll try it your way, I think.

#17 to #15 - demandsgayversion

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(12/08/2012)[-]

POST RESULTS FOR HEARTWARMING REASONS

#36 to #17 - caelinnis

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(12/10/2012)[-]

Well nothing happened but he did sleep in the same bed next to me, and our legs touched all night.

I don't know.

#37 to #36 - demandsgayversion

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(12/10/2012)[-]

Sounds promising to me. Keep staying the night in the same bed, things will escalate.

#19 to #17 - caelinnis

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(12/08/2012)[-]

Will do, I wouldn't get your hopes up though, he's way out of my league.

#20 to #19 - demandsgayversion

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(12/08/2012)[-]

That's what I thought about my boyfriend

#21 to #20 - caelinnis

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(12/08/2012)[-]

Haha, I hope things work out for me like they worked for you then.

Also I enjoy your name.

#29 to #21 - theantidote

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(12/08/2012)[-]

All this lovin'! Hope it all works out okay ^,^

#16 to #15 - FishInABowl

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(12/08/2012)[-]

At least this way you can't really embarrass yourself the worst that can happen is he says he didn't like it and you won't really lose anything. If you tried something and he didn't like it it might make things awkward..

#18 to #16 - caelinnis

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(12/08/2012)[-]

We didn't really try anything, he almost kissed me and that was about it.

#22 to #18 - FishInABowl

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(12/08/2012)[-]

Oh the wanting to slob on his knob thing just made me assume.. Maybe you should kiss him then.

#23 to #22 - caelinnis

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(12/08/2012)[-]

I'm just gonna go with flow, drop some and see where it goes.

#7 - XxElJuegoxX

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(12/08/2012)[-]

I dont know what a crisco is...but I do know that I dont like where this is going

#11 to #7 - ShiningTeruko

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(12/08/2012)[-]

Crisco's a brand of shortening.

#8 to #7 - theshadowwalker

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(12/08/2012)[-]

Crisco is a sweet corn syrup substance that is often used on mashed potatoes and bread. It's know for it's viscosity, and very similar to anal lube.'

THE MORE YOU KNOW

#24 - dagramcraka

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(12/08/2012)[-]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rule+11

#4 - waffies

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(12/08/2012)[-]

#31 - breakfastskippa

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(12/08/2012)[-]

Ausfag here and what is crisco used for sexually? i know of vaseline for lube.

#32 to #31 - thetweekmaster

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(12/08/2012)[-]

It's used as lube for seriously DEEP anal fisting.

#3 - anon id: e78a489c

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(12/08/2012)[-]

wat...

#34 - thisotherdude

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(12/08/2012)[-]

Good thing my friends could usually decide what to do before 60 seconds, even if it was monumentally stupid and had a very high chance of one of us getting seriously injured... Which would probably lead to a fight over who got to ride in the ambulance with him to get out of school early.