So i was on Xbox the other day......... . have Tit-; my when but l do so. You rage, you lose please send help
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User avatar #242 to #157 - irokk (12/08/2012) [-]
Well you've got to think for a second,



Every Call of Duty player isn't as smart as we are
#168 to #157 - ashler (12/08/2012) [-]
**ashler rolled a random image posted in comment #259 at bagged milk ** HFW he doesnt even have black ops
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#282 to #157 - lolsrsbro **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#225 to #157 - zionsype (12/08/2012) [-]
With the name "Terms 0f Use" he probably would get a lot of people with this.
With the name "Terms 0f Use" he probably would get a lot of people with this.
#247 to #225 - princebroken (12/08/2012) [-]
I would see that happening.
#300 - imalex ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
245 DAYS AGO, DONT YOU REMEMBER!?
#171 - madeonz (12/08/2012) [-]
seems legit
#277 to #171 - anon (12/08/2012) [-]
Sounds legit.
User avatar #280 to #171 - CHADMC (12/08/2012) [-]
sad thing is, some people probably fell for it too :/
User avatar #99 to #70 - matriculator (12/08/2012) [-]
>Into me
grammar lulz
#259 to #70 - seemerollin (12/08/2012) [-]
R.I.P English.
#287 to #70 - anon (12/08/2012) [-]
Xbox
stahp
wat r u doin
stop hurassing mi
srsly
XBOX STAHP
User avatar #75 to #70 - Tyranitar (12/08/2012) [-]
**** son, I hope you sent them your info right away.
#6 - coolioshades (12/07/2012) [-]
Got a message just the other day while playing battlefield, some guy and I spent a full game in an attack heli together. At the end he sends me, "you sir, are an amazing pilot. it was an honour".... MFW
Got a message just the other day while playing battlefield, some guy and I spent a full game in an attack heli together. At the end he sends me, "you sir, are an amazing pilot. it was an honour".... MFW
User avatar #27 to #6 - swiekim (12/08/2012) [-]
had that happen with some other guy... ************ was jesus when he flew helicopters... ****** loved that guy but then idk what happen'd to him and we stopped playing
User avatar #233 to #6 - BeVuTz (12/08/2012) [-]
That's how I met the group of guys I play with on a day to day basis and it's always nice to feel that there are decent gamers still around ^_^ What system you play on?
User avatar #384 to #233 - coolioshades (12/09/2012) [-]
xbox 360
User avatar #389 to #384 - BeVuTz (12/09/2012) [-]
If you're interested, we could play together some time ^_^ My GT is the same as my FJ user name.
User avatar #393 to #389 - coolioshades (12/10/2012) [-]
so is mine, I'll add you up now
User avatar #234 to #6 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/08/2012) [-]
I love when people actually work together in BF3. My favorite game is when I was driving a jeep with two other guys in it during capture the flag, and we decimated the other team because of it, even with two jets and an attack heli constantly on our tail. I wish people worked together more in BF3.
User avatar #28 to #6 - adunsaveme (12/08/2012) [-]
I love teamwork moments like that in games with a random stranger.

Pity it never ******* happens with me.
#64 to #6 - anon (12/08/2012) [-]
was it just the other day or a while back because i sent that exact message to a guy... PandaPrecision/ValvelessPanda/Truerhytm69 were my GT's then
User avatar #79 to #6 - salari (12/08/2012) [-]
If only they'd put flares back into the gunner seat again...
#22 to #6 - notyaoming ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
Happened to me a couple months ago. I was playing Conquest on Gulf of Oman, and I was the gunner in the Apache. Had a kick ass pilot, knew how to deploy flares, and land so I could repair. Spent a 45 minute game in that helicopter. A single helicopter. We both ended up with about 10K in game experience, and 30+ kills each.

At the end of the game, I had to send him a message.
#93 to #6 - jamhamington (12/08/2012) [-]
cool battlefield stories thread?
>conquest on gulf of oman
>recon class
>take jet
>get shot to **** like as soon i get in the air
>bail out on to the massive building at the construction site
>turn around to see a venom heli
>side gunner spinning up the minigun at me
> ****** .jpg
>pull out my m9 and spray as much as i could
>kill gunner then pilot
>run and jump off building and get into heli and fly off
User avatar #114 to #93 - zombifier (12/08/2012) [-]
if you would have recorded that, it would have been as awesome as the Rendezook
User avatar #14 to #6 - aahrg (12/08/2012) [-]
awesome to the max?

djephixa ftw.
User avatar #15 to #14 - aahrg (12/08/2012) [-]
yes i DO realize it's a quote from a show, but i knew of the song first.
User avatar #42 to #6 - xsirxrepostxalotx (12/08/2012) [-]
I have a friend who I have never messaged and never had a message from who just jumps in my game everytime he can and finds me and hops in my tank or heli or whatever as a gunner or laser painter or just follows me around as a spotter and second gun.
User avatar #16 to #6 - megustaculo (12/08/2012) [-]
I love it when people actually work together on bf3 and you just end up raping the other team.
User avatar #77 to #16 - salari (12/08/2012) [-]
Shame it's so rare these days. The Call of Duty crowd ruined BF3 for me, and I've been playing the game since BF1942.
User avatar #219 to #77 - megustaculo (12/08/2012) [-]
My first online shooter was Call of Duty: Big Red 1, was and still is my favourite and in my opinion better than the CODs now. But yeah I love all of the Battlefield games way more. Tanks FTW.
#4 - spanny (12/07/2012) [-]
**spanny rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Don't Tell Me What To Do! ** don't you remember who i am?
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#312 to #311 - mrblacksmoke (12/08/2012) [-]
Just getting worse and worse...
Just getting worse and worse...
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#323 to #313 - mrblacksmoke (12/08/2012) [-]
No, I just know when things are funny and when they aren't. Like you, you're not funny.
No, I just know when things are funny and when they aren't. Like you, you're not funny.
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#338 to #329 - mrblacksmoke (12/08/2012) [-]
I'm not your buddy, guy.
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User avatar #351 to #347 - mrblacksmoke (12/08/2012) [-]
It is funny cause you called me buddy so I played a joke off what you said. And now that I have to explain it, I look like an asshole.



(exactly like what you were doing)
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#364 to #356 - mrblacksmoke (12/08/2012) [-]
But my barely-funny joke was, in the end, still funny. Unlike you.
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#370 to #368 - mrblacksmoke (12/08/2012) [-]
I aint even huaehua. you hoohar?
#17 to #4 - nightmaren (12/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #23 to #2 - curtkobain (12/08/2012) [-]
lol were you playing phantasy star universe?
User avatar #24 to #23 - mayormilkman (12/08/2012) [-]
I got these images from /v/; I don't even have an Xbox 360, although I used to own the original console.
User avatar #25 to #24 - curtkobain (12/08/2012) [-]
well on phantasy star universe there was this floor where ppl were you would actually get all kinds messages like this. I had a girl character and was following my friend and lost him. I got a message from a guy that sounded like he was masturbating.

People were also asking to buy pictures with microsoft points. That was the demo though. I bet the real game was a bit more professional.
#7 to #2 - mayormilkman (12/08/2012) [-]
I think I'll post a few more of these kinds of images now.
#8 to #7 - mayormilkman (12/08/2012) [-]
It's not even the Xbox 360, but it's still funny.
#11 to #10 - mayormilkman (12/08/2012) [-]
You might want to open the above image in another tab.
#63 to #11 - muchosgustaman (12/08/2012) [-]
400 bucks a week isn't that extraordinary...
User avatar #197 to #11 - inetus (12/08/2012) [-]
The saddest part is you can tell it's like a 10 year old kid because he thinks $400 a week is a lot of money. With that kind of salary you can't even wish for a $1 million house...
User avatar #12 to #7 - HarvietheDinkle (12/08/2012) [-]
well, that took a major turn at the end.
#212 - nefarian (12/08/2012) [-]
Bat ain't got **** on this ************ !
#236 to #212 - aflabagargh (12/08/2012) [-]
Aren't you supposed to be dead? Oh wait, blizzard always ressurects the dead bosses.
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#216 to #212 - Hayward (12/08/2012) [-]
This is the best animal around
User avatar #240 to #216 - nefarian (12/08/2012) [-]
You made me look up what that one did... and now I got myself one.
User avatar #243 to #240 - Hayward (12/08/2012) [-]
Ya it's easily one of the best
#113 - CMSTF (12/08/2012) [-]
Full of regular fellows.
#221 to #113 - anon (12/08/2012) [-]
I'm going to try that...
#276 - stiffbeefyone (12/08/2012) [-]
.......said no Xbox gamer ever.....
User avatar #352 to #276 - angelmatvey (12/08/2012) [-]
One time I took out a helicopter in BF3 by jumping off of a cliff with an RPG. The pilot actually stopped and congratulated me for the hit. It was awkward.
#297 to #276 - drmrniceguy (12/08/2012) [-]
That happens to me all the time, ESPECIALLY in BF3


in short, shut your whore mouth (I mean that in the most brotherly way possible)
#337 to #276 - ssjmizu ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
I do it all the time on ps3, it really pisses people off.
#291 to #276 - johnnygat (12/08/2012) [-]
I actually have while playing Battlefield
I actually have while playing Battlefield
User avatar #293 to #276 - ninjacowboy (12/08/2012) [-]
I send messages like that...
#74 - iAmAWizard (12/08/2012) [-]
You rage, you lose
#181 to #74 - stripeygreenhat (12/08/2012) [-]
I honestly just feel pity for him.
#96 to #74 - silverlance (12/08/2012) [-]
What the **** is this
User avatar #106 to #96 - moseph (12/08/2012) [-]
*What the **** is 'tis
User avatar #124 to #106 - fgtometer (12/08/2012) [-]
It is. Irish people use it (usually mocking stereotypical representations of us in movies)
User avatar #376 to #74 - fedegon (12/09/2012) [-]
Unless Brian's a ******* guy who was locked in a kitchen for years and mastered the arts of cooking and never met a woman in his life, his only way of contact with the outside world being the XBox, then that **** is UNACCEPTABLE!
User avatar #371 to #74 - rockmanfan ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
i dont get it. why is everyone mad?
#251 to #74 - anon (12/08/2012) [-]
PLAYAAAA!
#334 to #74 - drainbramage (12/08/2012) [-]
I bet it's the same guy.
#169 to #74 - chrisruler ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
as ****
User avatar #80 to #74 - Keoul (12/08/2012) [-]
I'm not mad, I'm disappointed
Such a poor submissive man...
User avatar #85 to #80 - greatboobya (12/08/2012) [-]
Perfect for chicks with dominating fetish.
#162 to #74 - TrevorNorris (12/08/2012) [-]
*******		 PUSSY!
******* PUSSY!
User avatar #86 to #74 - guiguito (12/08/2012) [-]
i cringed a little...
#380 to #74 - fukkentyranitar ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
Damn near got me.
#161 to #74 - ghustla (12/08/2012) [-]
MUST ... CONTAIN... URGE... KILL.. MURDER ......
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User avatar #100 to #87 - sjd (12/08/2012) [-]
You and me both. How the hell is there anything feminine about cooking? It involves knives, dead things and fire.
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#172 to #74 - anon (12/08/2012) [-]
Pleased with the FJ reactions on this, thought it was absolutely filled with white knights who would do the same :) Keep it up
#189 to #74 - skwirl (12/08/2012) [-]
I lost...
I lost...
#105 to #74 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (12/08/2012) [-]
> 'tis an awesome thing to see!   
>'tis   
   
   
   
Fury of a thousand suns x532
> 'tis an awesome thing to see!
>'tis



Fury of a thousand suns x532
User avatar #164 to #105 - faggotishshit (12/08/2012) [-]
'tis not such a bad word, son.
User avatar #185 to #164 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (12/08/2012) [-]
If it's used in older English, that's fine. But when people nowadays use it, it sounds like they think they're cute and uguu~ sampaii onichan
User avatar #207 to #185 - SnugglyWuggly (12/08/2012) [-]
I just use it to type quicker..

Now you hurt my self esteem, you big meanie.
#229 to #207 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (12/08/2012) [-]
I... I had no idea I offended you... Oh God....



What have I become?
User avatar #270 to #207 - yipkendu (12/08/2012) [-]
So typing 'tis is faster than typing it's...

Seems legit ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #272 to #270 - SnugglyWuggly (12/08/2012) [-]
tis requires less hand motions, i'd say.
User avatar #278 to #207 - yunogasaii (12/08/2012) [-]
"'tis" has the same amount of characters as "this".
User avatar #292 to #278 - sirgawain (12/08/2012) [-]
'tis isn't a substitute for "this." It replaces it's.
User avatar #294 to #292 - yunogasaii (12/08/2012) [-]
Still has the same amount of characters.
User avatar #295 to #294 - sirgawain (12/08/2012) [-]
This is true.
User avatar #296 to #295 - yunogasaii (12/08/2012) [-]
Well then...
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User avatar #183 to #128 - Thevaultboy (12/08/2012) [-]
Do you even quickscope?
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User avatar #205 - daesu (12/08/2012) [-]
I got a death threat voice message from a furious Scottish bloke a while back. All because I was lower ranked than him. Clearly, I am not pr0 and I am n00b.
#18 - taxemicbat (12/08/2012) [-]
...just gonna leave this here.
User avatar #148 to #18 - cmilanes (12/08/2012) [-]
so, what are they from? name? please excuse my ignorance.
#150 to #148 - anon (12/08/2012) [-]
Castle Crashers, available on pc/steam and xbox
User avatar #154 to #150 - cmilanes (12/08/2012) [-]
ty :)
#373 to #154 - taxemicbat (12/08/2012) [-]
Also available on PS3.
User avatar #227 to #18 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/08/2012) [-]
Yeah orange knight 5evar.
#67 to #18 - jorgek (12/08/2012) [-]
blue ice knight 4lyfe
blue ice knight 4lyfe
User avatar #66 to #18 - baniggernom ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
Red is superior to all.
User avatar #206 to #66 - nefarian (12/08/2012) [-]
I beat the game by maxing his magic, it was easy as ****
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#19 to #18 - sisoytaco (12/08/2012) [-]
your move
your move
#30 to #19 - smokeythbear (12/08/2012) [-]
Orange
Orange
User avatar #47 to #19 - manofparody (12/08/2012) [-]
LOL Grey is doing the charlie brown dance.
#44 to #19 - Krowefawkes ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
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#20 to #19 - taxemicbat (12/08/2012) [-]
Can't top this.
User avatar #26 to #19 - blargedyblarg (12/08/2012) [-]
THIS SIR CANNOT BE BESTED BY THE BEST OF .GIFS!
User avatar #58 to #19 - skatepimp (12/08/2012) [-]
Heads will Roll (A-Trak Remix)
I laughed too ******* hard.
User avatar #55 - TheBlackOp (12/08/2012) [-]
I remember a while ago, my friend and i were reading through his xbox messages when one of his friends whom he met online sent him a message saying he was diagnosed with heart cancer and that he would most likely not make it. He mentioned how he would be going through surgery and if he was not back online within two weeks he most likely died because of the surgery or the cancers intensity. It took my friend about a year to finally remove him, seeing that gamertag offline for a year made us depressed. We still think about this to this day.
#284 to #55 - anon (12/08/2012) [-]
or maybe he survived and decided that life had given him a second chance to do something more productive than playing videogames
#56 to #55 - MikeyA (12/08/2012) [-]
aww man :/ omid i remember him. He actually said if he's not back on in couple months.
#395 to #56 - MikeyA (12/26/2012) [-]
k so 7 thumbs down when it was my friend on xbox..k cool. funnyjunk your a POS
User avatar #122 to #55 - neutralgray (12/08/2012) [-]
... And I was having a good morning. The hurt came out of nowhere.
User avatar #188 to #55 - DrWeird (12/08/2012) [-]
Depression out of nowhere.
User avatar #81 to #55 - motherduck (12/08/2012) [-]
I wasn't prepared for this feel
#339 - itzjustme (12/08/2012) [-]
His gamer picture is Castle Crashers. Accept.
His gamer picture is Castle Crashers. Accept.
#286 - Pompano (12/08/2012) [-]
Best little critter in castle crashers.
#50 - ascendedwings (12/08/2012) [-]
I really miss my playing Xbox. Mine wont read the discs that I insert, and it makes me sad. I really want to play Halo again...just one more time...for old times sake...sniff.
#53 to #50 - anon (12/08/2012) [-]
open the xbox up, disconect the disk drive and reconnect it. worked for me
User avatar #76 to #50 - CrowbarNinja ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
Get a can of air and spray off the disk reader, that worked for a friend.
User avatar #78 to #50 - scarfacetfs (12/08/2012) [-]
Mine hasn't stopped reading discs, but I need to pry open the disc drive with a knife every time I want to insert a new game.

I am surprised mine has lasted as long as it has.
User avatar #103 to #50 - trchamp (12/08/2012) [-]
Right after you put the disc in the drive, start beating down with your fist on top of the xbx right above the disc drive, not hard but not really soft either, and eventually it will work. This happens to me all the time
User avatar #123 to #50 - MandiMarie (12/08/2012) [-]
Mine too, man. It happened right after the fall 2012 update, it just stopped reading disks :/
User avatar #145 to #50 - kazorkthedork (12/08/2012) [-]
if none of the answers below work, remember that the original Halo was also made for the PC.
#153 to #50 - harryscene (12/08/2012) [-]
My Xbox has the same issue... I have to knock on it just to get it to read games.
#360 - mariasaturnina (12/08/2012) [-]
245 days, sixteen hours, thirteen minutes and six seconds ago, and I never forgot you.
#91 - zzonked (12/08/2012) [-]
My favorite thing to do is to try and make people playing an online together sharing a console amused. For example I'll say "Why is Dickfarts(1) so much better than Dickfarts, either you're a very nice host and let the guest play as player 1 or you need to get better at your own game son."
My favorite thing to do is to try and make people playing an online together sharing a console amused. For example I'll say "Why is Dickfarts(1) so much better than Dickfarts, either you're a very nice host and let the guest play as player 1 or you need to get better at your own game son."
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