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The Thruth behind the Thalmor

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User avatar #9 - TheCanadianPatriot (12/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
You just made me rethink my loyalty to the empire.
#13 - ascendedwings (12/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I knew I made the right choice in siding with the stormies. I just hate their blatant racism. Makes me really sad.
#53 - lolollo (12/08/2012) [+] (8 replies)
You know you can increase the difficulty manually...right?
You know you can increase the difficulty manually...right?
User avatar #1 - drastronomy (12/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Stormcloak Nord master race
#29 - StarvedSouthKorean (12/08/2012) [-]
Actually, the Aldmeri are backing the Stormcloaks. Their plan was to get the empire out of Skyrim so they could do their work with little interference.
#81 - gcaboose (12/08/2012) [-]
So if Stormcloaks die out, tamriel will fall... I still want to kill Ulfric so I'll just doom us all and then save us all like in most games,movies,books,etc...   
In the time we have before this so called "DLC" comes out i'll just kill everything
So if Stormcloaks die out, tamriel will fall... I still want to kill Ulfric so I'll just doom us all and then save us all like in most games,movies,books,etc...
In the time we have before this so called "DLC" comes out i'll just kill everything
#48 - comradewinter (12/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I hated the Stormcloaks right off the bat.

"Skyrim belongs to the Nords! We are its ancient people!"

No it's not, you ******* . It belonged to the Snow Elves before you douchedicks forced them underground and systematically finished them off with a Holocaust, bringing them to hate every surface dweller. And before that, the Dwemer called the shots, before they were deceived by the Snow Elves. All in all, Skyrim changes rulers every now and then. Nords have no more rights to that piece of land than anyone else. It's like those morons who claim the US government should ban immigration because it belongs to white people.

Way I see it, the Imperials just want to unite the world, so that conflicts like the Stormcloak-Imperial war don't happen. I've never really seen what makes those people bad.
#56 - StarvedSouthKorean (12/08/2012) [-]
Imperials=European Governments

: Yep, I actually see it like that.
#4 - StarvedSouthKorean (12/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
There's also clear evidence that the empire is ready to overthrow the aldmeri dominion but the rebellion ****** it up for them, because the empire is divided now. The stormcloaks in this scenario, are a tool of the aldmeris to keep the empire weak so they can fulfil their plans o.o
User avatar #18 - killazdeath (12/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Why isn't this on the front page?
User avatar #74 - fgtometer (12/08/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Skyrim is easy??? Play it on master from the start. I dare you, I ******* double-dare you ************
#86 to #74 - jumytime (12/09/2012) [-]
Already done. Killed Alduin with a two handed Daedric Greatsword (legendary with a fire enchantment), full set of daedric armor (all with enchantments and upgraded to legendary) and every single shout except Dismay (which I got after) I used All my potions of Major Healing (about 300, I spent alot of time with alchemy) and I had a near death experience with him, when I used my last potion. And the rest of the game was ******** hard.
#63 - angelious (12/08/2012) [-]
but wait.didnt ulfric work for the aldmerri and didnt they instill the rebellion?
User avatar #43 - aerius (12/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I think the Aldmeri dominion will certainly play a large role in a future DLC, but I don't think they're trying to instigate the apocalypse.
#20 - aconfuseddonut (12/08/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Why is white gold tower in the game then?
#22 to #20 - ironfistballcrush (12/08/2012) [-]
It's Imperial City, dewd...
User avatar #46 - demofox (12/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I have played every game Bethesda Game Studios have developed. Skyrim was by far the worst.

#73 to #46 - StarvedSouthKorean (12/08/2012) [-]
i bet you didnt play redguard.
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#90 - contracunt (12/11/2012) [-]
just realised that Talos is the warrior incarnate of jesus, about 1500 years after his death. and somewhere in a made up world.
#75 - domitius (12/08/2012) [-]
well..... this is awkward
#60 - sanepane (12/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If the stormcloaks lose then everybody's ****** ? ******** . A single nation weakened by war and the dragon resurgence against most likely the strongest military power on Tamriel? If Skyrim get's it's independence, it's basically offering it's neck to the Thalmor. A unified Empire would stand a better chance, even more so should they be able to persuade Hammerfell to align with themselves against the Dominion.

The current political situation in Tamriel isn't permanent. The Empire is simply waiting for an opportunity to strike and when it does, it would be better if it had the strength of Skyrim to support it.
#19 - drmcninja (12/08/2012) [-]
This is why I sided with the Stormcloaks. Racism can (and will) be overcome, but the Aldmeri are literally trying to destroy the world. You don't exactly get over that as a culture.
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