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Wendy -
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed
to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the
plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that
Captain Harvey has asked me to announce that he' ll be landing the big scary
plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would
be super.," Em his trip back up the aisle. he noticed this and
rather Arabic looking woman hadn' t moved a moxie. "Perhaps you didn' t
hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your drazy-
poo, so the main man can us on the grou rid." She calmly turned her
head and said, ''In my country, l am called a Princess and] take orders from
no one." To which (t swear} the flight attendant replied, without missing a
beat, "Well, , in my country I' m called a Queen, so you.
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#10 - codfourmotherfkers (12/08/2012) [-]
Read it in his voice
#15 - tunnell (12/08/2012) [-]
sounded better when the joke read "tray-up bitch"
#1 - Eralfnoez (12/07/2012) [-]
you glorious fruity bastard
you glorious fruity bastard
#7 - anon (12/08/2012) [-]
i swear that everyone gets that same flight attendant and that same bitchy arabic woman. huh. weird.
#16 - WhattheNorris (12/08/2012) [-]
Bitch I'm fabulous
Bitch I'm fabulous
User avatar #20 to #16 - melonwaffle (12/08/2012) [-]
http://www You need to login to view this link go to 0:03 to 0:07 and my reaction to this will be revealed.
User avatar #3 - kinglobster (12/08/2012) [-]
too bad that never happened to wendy
#33 - ReturnDarkKnight (12/08/2012) [-]
Who's voice ran through your head as you read along?
Leeron - Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
User avatar #40 to #33 - rhiaanor ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
I....
YOU BE QUIET! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
#43 to #40 - ReturnDarkKnight (12/08/2012) [-]
OH, SO YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME NOW, IS THAT IT? WELL I WON'T STAND IT. COME ON, BRO FITE ME IRL
OH, SO YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME NOW, IS THAT IT? WELL I WON'T STAND IT. COME ON, BRO FITE ME IRL
User avatar #44 to #33 - dovahsix (12/08/2012) [-]
I did
User avatar #46 to #33 - skatepimp (12/08/2012) [-]
Why the **** did you guess that spot on.
Leave me alone I'm going to fap in like 10 min.
User avatar #47 to #33 - thedarkestrogue (12/08/2012) [-]
Nope. As I have not yet watched Gurren Lagann.
Should I?
User avatar #48 to #47 - ReturnDarkKnight (12/08/2012) [-]
You should. It's amazing.
#72 to #33 - thatnerdyguy (12/08/2012) [-]
Well it was Big gay Al, but I like Leeron more, so I'm gonna use him as my gay-voice now.
#74 to #33 - Tyranitar (12/08/2012) [-]
These two
#89 to #33 - leeron (12/08/2012) [-]
my own voice
my own voice
#50 to #33 - anon (12/08/2012) [-]
You cheeky dickwaffle...a thumb for you.
#58 to #33 - slipperyjoe (12/08/2012) [-]
Mine was Bon Clay oddly enough.
#51 to #33 - mcderfenschmirt (12/08/2012) [-]
That's my go-to internal gay guy voice.
#11 - SirSheepy (12/08/2012) [-]
le totally true story bro
#23 - Fgner (12/08/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, but there is a point where someone is homosexual.
And then there is the point they just because ******* faggot assholes.

Really? Was all that ******* necessary? Couldn't have just, you know, followed the standard script? Why the living, flying **** , do some people need to show off how ******* gay they are by talking like this? It's not ******* cute, it's not ******* amusing, it's ******* annoying. I would've complained to the airline that he made me extremely uncomfortable.
And princesses tend to be pretty important customers and a pretty good way to cause tension between countries. Way to make her first experience in [country] being attacked by a flaming asshole who can't see that 1) her culture most likely doesn't tolerate homosexuality, so he was making her uncomfortable 2) she's a ******* V.I.P. and 3) That was just a huge dick move.

Don't get me wrong, one of my (ex) best friends was gay, I'm fine with gay people, they are usually pretty cool and nice. But sweet jesus do faggots piss me off.

Pic related.
User avatar #42 to #23 - infinitereaper (12/08/2012) [-]
I agree. Doubt you'll survive the onslaught of moral fags with good intentions but are really goody two shoe brainwashed and usually inept. I don't mind, but there reaches a point where I want to punch a gay male in the throat in the hopes it'll make them use their real ******* voice.

I am likely a bad person for this.
User avatar #31 to #23 - cadaverbox (12/08/2012) [-]
Not to mention business class is usually secluded from the rest of the seats, and by virtue of the fact that she's a "princess", I'd assume that her associates would spare no expense treating her. How would Wendy even have seen this back-and-forth?
User avatar #41 to #23 - rhiaanor ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
Why the hell if she was a V.I.P. would she be in the same plane as some random american. HUH? HUH? But i do agree with the thing where they act gay to a point where they pass acting like a woman.
User avatar #90 to #41 - Fgner (12/08/2012) [-]
I ignored the whole "princess in coach" bit.
User avatar #57 to #23 - TheEpicTroll (12/08/2012) [-]
I understand, completely, where you are coming from and there is little more that annoys me than a homosexual man, putting up a facade of lack of masculinity. However, I must riposte and state that sometimes people are just like that. I have several gay friends, who have just been like that, throughout most of their lives. They are just happy people, who's lack of masculinity is a direct correlation to their sexual orientation.

Flamboyant homosexuals aren't always putting this on, if they act like that. Sometimes it's just how they are and I'm fine if that's the case.
#75 - zmaro (12/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #22 - Dakafal (12/08/2012) [-]
........I've been on the internet too long. This joke is years old.
#19 - anon (12/08/2012) [-]
It's funny how many people have experienced this same exact scenario.....hmmmmm.....
User avatar #52 - Lilstow ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
this bitch is a ******* liar.
i've heard this joke before.
attention whore.
User avatar #61 to #52 - slyve (12/08/2012) [-]
So everyone who ever told a joke, based on an event he didn't personally experience is an attention whore?

Don't get me wrong, i hate attention whores just as much as the next guy, but i don't think that telling a joke, or posting it to FB, actually counts as attention whoring.
User avatar #66 to #61 - Lilstow ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
This person didn't tell a joke, they told a joke as if it was THEIR OWN LIFE EXPERIENCE.
How do you know see the attention whoring in this?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lilstow ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
let me reiterate, the person said: "my flight was being served..."
there was no indication that this did not happen to them, and they specifically said that it happened to them.
User avatar #69 to #67 - slyve (12/08/2012) [-]
Are you seriously using proxies to thumb yourself up and everyone else down? That has to be one of the most pathetic things i have ever witnessed on this site. Ever.
User avatar #70 to #69 - Lilstow ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
can't sleep. 5 am. bored. feel like doing something tedious.
frankly, kim jong has said theres no rules against it if you're willing to go through the effort, so why not abuse power if i feel i can?
suck it faggot!
umadbro?
User avatar #71 to #70 - slyve (12/08/2012) [-]
Not at all. It's like watching a retard day care center, they are just so helpless you just can't be mad at them no matter what they do. It's kinda cute that you think you are making a point here. Just do what you have to do to make yourself feel better.
User avatar #76 to #71 - Lilstow ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
k have fun with that.
#81 to #71 - killerofcows (12/08/2012) [-]
your the one being retarded, listow was right from the start
User avatar #82 to #81 - slyve (12/08/2012) [-]
You guys are far too late to join in on this failed troll attempt. Also he said he used proxies himself
User avatar #77 to #69 - enorus (12/08/2012) [-]
Nope, you're just an idiot.
User avatar #68 to #66 - slyve (12/08/2012) [-]
People do that on FJ and other sites all the time. A whole lot of stories are just written in that perspective.

It doesn't automatically mean they tried to pass it off as a personal experience. They just shared a story written that way.
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User avatar #55 to #54 - Lilstow ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
Hold of on your philosophical/psychotic nonsense for a moment.
she took a joke... alright?
that somebody wrote... getting me?
and tried to play it off...
as one of her own life experiences.
Honestly i can't ******* stand people like this. Who the **** does that?
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User avatar #59 to #56 - Lilstow ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
thank you. now lets move on with our lives with just a little bit more hate in our hearts.
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User avatar #65 to #60 - Lilstow ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
thumbs down? well that isn't very nice.
lets see if i can't change that.
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#21 - cadaverbox (12/08/2012) [-]
This story is blatantly false, but if it's true, I HATE people like this.
Those flamboyant faggots who just loooooove to flaunt the fact that they're gay like some pathetic cry for attention. "Look at me! I'm gay! I'm so queer! Everyone stop what you're doing and look at how gay I am! I'm talking with a lisp and using stereotypical gay sass!" They play into the stereotype like a goddamn minstrel show. Some people don't care about a person's orientation. They'd rather just not even think about it or approach the subject. And when you shove that **** into their face you're doing the same ******* thing you accuse religious anti-gays of.

tl;dr: Super Mole Escape is free on the iOS store for one week only.
#24 to #21 - ikezawahanako (12/08/2012) [-]
W-woop. Hear t-that?

The s-sound of n-nobody caring.
#25 to #24 - cadaverbox (12/08/2012) [-]
We meet again, Butthole Magoo.
#26 to #25 - ikezawahanako (12/08/2012) [-]
D-D'aww.

T-That hurt m-my feelings.
#28 to #27 - ikezawahanako (12/08/2012) [-]
A'aw.

H-Have a cookie. <3
#29 to #28 - cadaverbox (12/08/2012) [-]
nom
nom
#32 to #30 - cadaverbox (12/08/2012) [-]
nom nom nom
nom nom nom
#34 to #32 - ikezawahanako (12/08/2012) [-]
brb-

working cookies off
#35 to #34 - cadaverbox (12/08/2012) [-]
exercise = bleh
exercise = bleh
#36 to #35 - ikezawahanako (12/08/2012) [-]
Work it offfffff
#37 to #36 - cadaverbox (12/08/2012) [-]
brb not working it off
brb not working it off
#79 - anon (12/08/2012) [-]
Those damn terrorists. She was probably trying to blow up the plane.
#87 to #79 - zamka (12/08/2012) [-]
soooooooooooo original
soooooooooooo original
#12 - ovary (12/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #2 - dipshitz (12/07/2012) [-]
I hate gay people
User avatar #85 to #2 - kampi (12/08/2012) [-]
I love gay people.
No homo.
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User avatar #14 to #2 - trollins (12/08/2012) [-]
Do you hate their attitudes, or the fact that they're gay?
#6 to #2 - xnotcreative (12/08/2012) [-]
May I ask why?
User avatar #17 to #2 - bokkos (12/08/2012) [-]
Well guess who gets to suck on a dick sandwich then?
#18 to #2 - Spikeydeath (12/08/2012) [-]
Meh, they are straight guys with an itchin that only a dick can satisfy
#9 to #2 - waffies (12/08/2012) [-]
your childhood must have been fun
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#5 to #2 - blankets (12/08/2012) [-]
they hate you too
User avatar #84 - madjackwack (12/08/2012) [-]
if she was an arab that wouldn't really make sense, women are treated like ***** in the middle east.
User avatar #88 to #84 - guiguito (12/08/2012) [-]
they are, but that don't mean they can't marry or seduce princes.
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