Was This Really Necessary?. One of my neighbors is a single father, a few minutes ago he called me up for help. Apparently his daughter had just started her per
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Was This Really Necessary?

Was This Really Necessary?. One of my neighbors is a single father, a few minutes ago he called me up for help. Apparently his daughter had just started her per

One of my neighbors is a single father, a few minutes ago he called me up for help. Apparently his daughter had just started her period and he was freaking out because he didn’t have anything (pads/tampons) and was asking if I had any I could give to for his daughter. I gave him a few different types for her to choose from and he thanked me and left.
Like two minutes he hung up, he called me back up again. He was asking how you were supposed to use them since he had no idea and she apparently didn’t either. I told him that the boxes had directions on how to use them and he told her to read them and I heard her shout back from the bathroom ‘GODDAMNIT DAD I’M HERE TO BLEED NOT TO READ.’

It reminded me of that scene in the Simpsons Movie.

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#43 - cryojoker (12/08/2012) [-]
Stick it in your vagina. Trust me, I'm an engineer
Stick it in your vagina. Trust me, I'm an engineer
#63 to #43 - Xiyamae (12/08/2012) [-]
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#8 - whalewhalewhale **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #20 to #8 - danniegurl (12/08/2012) [-]
i feel gross using pads, even when i was younger and didn't use tampons.
you can feel it coming out, and you're just sitting in it, and it's gross.
tampons are way more hygienic.
User avatar #24 to #20 - thegirlyoudespise (12/08/2012) [-]
Feels like you're in a diaper
User avatar #22 to #8 - thegirlyoudespise (12/08/2012) [-]
Tampons are more sanitary

and they prevent your down stairs friend from smelling like an oriental fish market
User avatar #49 to #22 - reigndrac (12/08/2012) [-]
Yeah, but you also run the risk of getting TSS if you're not careful. I guess they're easier to carry around, but to be honest, pads are just way easier to use and quicker to put on and dispose of.
User avatar #65 to #49 - deezknuts (12/08/2012) [-]
the simple solution is just to be male
#75 to #65 - scarytown (12/08/2012) [-]
If that were an option, all the cool girls worth dating would have become men.....
User avatar #81 to #75 - deezknuts (12/08/2012) [-]
**** , all the girls would just be sluts since all the respectable women became male
#83 to #81 - scarytown (12/09/2012) [-]
Quite the conundrum.....
User avatar #12 to #8 - syntheticdoll (12/07/2012) [-]
Actually tampons are more fonfortable at least for me... They don't stick to anything and don't alert the whole house when i'm changing them.
#17 to #12 - asterael (12/08/2012) [-]
MFW It's so heavy I have to use both at once just to be safe.
#44 - gorginhanson (12/08/2012) [-]
I literally just looked at the original version of this picture less than an hour ago
User avatar #48 to #44 - ixcarnifexxi (12/08/2012) [-]
Th original is in the movie... "I came here to lead, not to read".
User avatar #50 to #48 - gorginhanson (12/08/2012) [-]
The original funny junk joke. I saw the movie.
User avatar #19 - madimcfaceache (12/08/2012) [-]
That's why I use pads. Way easier, and much more comfortable (at least for me) than sticking something up there and having it in there alll day.
#66 to #19 - KrissenKagamine (12/08/2012) [-]
Using pads feels like having some damp cloth in my pants, I don't appreciate it.   
   
but you know, whatever floats you boat
Using pads feels like having some damp cloth in my pants, I don't appreciate it.

but you know, whatever floats you boat
User avatar #54 to #19 - padfoott (12/08/2012) [-]
FINALLY someone who thinks the same way as I do!
User avatar #21 to #19 - thegirlyoudespise (12/08/2012) [-]
You can't feel tampons once they're up there.

Whatever you're comfortable with though, i think tampons are more sanitary
User avatar #23 to #21 - madimcfaceache (12/08/2012) [-]
I can. Im pretty
um.
um
small for my..age
User avatar #25 to #23 - thegirlyoudespise (12/08/2012) [-]
Um..Um
they make different sizes. Like super/regular/ light
You shouldn't be able to feel them at all. So you may be using the wrong tampon size, OR putting it in wrong
User avatar #26 to #25 - madimcfaceache (12/08/2012) [-]
but I use the smallest size
User avatar #37 to #26 - Derpraffe (12/08/2012) [-]
you're not putting them far enough up.

if you've still got your hymen there are special 'compact' ones
User avatar #38 to #37 - madimcfaceache (12/08/2012) [-]
._. i think i'll just stick to pads until then.
User avatar #39 to #38 - Derpraffe (12/08/2012) [-]
good plan, tampons aren't easy to use, took me some getting used to.
User avatar #40 to #39 - madimcfaceache (12/08/2012) [-]
I'm still not even sure i use them right. i'm almost certain i put them in wrong every time i try, so that's probably why they're uncomfortable for me.
User avatar #41 to #40 - Derpraffe (12/08/2012) [-]
in general, shove as far up as you can (if you're not lubricated enough they won't go up too easily but on your period you're pretty damned wet) then [if in a casing] push the inner section up WITHOUT moving the position of the actual tampon then pull the casing out. You shouldn't be able to feel it once you stand or be able to see any sticking out the bottom, if you can/do, you've got the wrong size. I'm a virgin and the extra absorbent ones (even when expanded) I can't feel. It takes practice but trust me, they're so much more reliable than pads.
User avatar #42 to #41 - madimcfaceache (12/08/2012) [-]
it just makes me feel... weird ._. like, not physically really, but just..thinking about having something up there all day. i dont know, i'm weird
#51 to #42 - pryhuss (12/08/2012) [-]
MFW this whole convo
MFW this whole convo
User avatar #53 to #42 - makhan (12/08/2012) [-]
This convo is so far the only proof I have that females actually visit this site.
#69 to #42 - chezburgadominator (12/08/2012) [-]
This entire conversation..
This entire conversation..
#59 to #42 - madjik (12/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #27 to #26 - thegirlyoudespise (12/08/2012) [-]
o.o

i dunno..

they say if it's an issue, to see your gynecologist
User avatar #28 to #27 - madimcfaceache (12/08/2012) [-]
O-okay
User avatar #29 to #28 - thegirlyoudespise (12/08/2012) [-]
Hope i didn't freak you out.

Just trying to help you with what i know, you may want to research into it more
User avatar #30 to #29 - madimcfaceache (12/08/2012) [-]
Nawh, I'm not freaked out.
User avatar #31 to #30 - thegirlyoudespise (12/08/2012) [-]
ok. good
#71 to #21 - anon (12/08/2012) [-]
actually, it's pretty common for women to be shooting moldy tampons up their vaginas since they can't see the actual tampon through the applicator. google it! pretty disgusting.
User avatar #58 to #19 - myrtille (12/08/2012) [-]
i had a large cyst on my left ovary a couple years ago and got it removed but my vagina still freaks out whenever anything enters me because of how uncomfortable it was
>vagina, cyst is kill
>no
User avatar #70 to #58 - Nihatclodra (12/08/2012) [-]
Sounds like that would get in the way of a few things...
#76 to #70 - myrtille (12/08/2012) [-]
are you suggesting that sex would be uncomfortable   
because if you are   
it is   
yeah
are you suggesting that sex would be uncomfortable
because if you are
it is
yeah
User avatar #78 to #76 - Nihatclodra (12/08/2012) [-]
Sounds like Anal is your best bet then.
User avatar #79 to #78 - myrtille (12/08/2012) [-]
because anal is very comfortable
User avatar #82 to #79 - Nihatclodra (12/08/2012) [-]
you just have to get used to it, just like everything else.
#62 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/08/2012) [-]
MFW that actually made me laugh.
#64 - deezknuts (12/08/2012) [-]
mfw reading the directions
#45 - madhattergirl (12/08/2012) [-]
What her dad walked in on.
What her dad walked in on.
User avatar #6 - MakiChan (12/07/2012) [-]
if it was her first then it prob would have been better to go with pads.

but yes it is annoying when they give instructions for stuff thats not hard to understand or they are more complicated then needed.
#3 - phanact (12/07/2012) [-]
The content makes a joke about long reading, and how its bad, and then the description is full of even more text.

Really?
#61 - strikethree (12/08/2012) [-]
"He called me and asked for tampons" -> "I gave them to him and he left" -> "After he hung up, he called back"

Your story smells... fishy, OP
User avatar #67 to #61 - rejectyd (12/08/2012) [-]
wow. how did i not catch that...
#60 - anon (12/08/2012) [-]
"He called me and asked for tampons" -> "I gave them to him and he left" -> "After he hung up, he called back"

Your story smells... fishy, OP
User avatar #32 - douevensax (12/08/2012) [-]
You actually got a chuckle from me. Nice one.
#1 - breakfastlunch (12/07/2012) [-]
**breakfastlunch rolls 04** Hey, you remember how Arnold said he'd give you dubs?
#72 - lieutenantderp (12/08/2012) [-]
Imagine if periods also happen on men, and once a month we bleed out of our dicks, and we have to stick something in...
#73 to #72 - dividerbyzero (12/08/2012) [-]
Is your pic from Catherine?
Is your pic from Catherine?
#74 to #72 - darthsanti (12/08/2012) [-]
stick something in??
stick something in??
User avatar #55 - jewishcowboy (12/08/2012) [-]
eww
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#9 - lonemercenary **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #10 to #9 - rejectyd (12/07/2012) [-]
..i'm a chick?
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User avatar #13 to #11 - whiteblob (12/07/2012) [-]
No girls meaning they all get treated equally, we don't give a **** if you're a girl nor are we gonna treat girls differently or at least that's what the rule is supposed to mean.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - HarvietheDinkle (12/07/2012) [-]
Are you new to this site? No one gives a **** anymore about those rules (except for #34). You'll learn that soon enough.
User avatar #34 to #15 - gentledoku (12/08/2012) [-]
I think 63 is still going pretty strong
User avatar #35 to #34 - HarvietheDinkle (12/08/2012) [-]
i actually haven't seen 63 in a while, except **** .
User avatar #36 to #35 - gentledoku (12/08/2012) [-]
...

well that must tell you where I spend most of my time then
#18 to #11 - anon (12/08/2012) [-]
On behalf of every female, especially OP, I'd like to say a big " **** you."
So here it is.
**** .
YOU.
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#7 - anonymousfck (12/07/2012) [-]
Actually you came here not to bleed.
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