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#89 - bladebites (12/07/2012) [-]
"One of the safest sports you can take up"   
MFW I get aids from running
"One of the safest sports you can take up"
MFW I get aids from running
#222 to #89 - slikmonkey (12/08/2012) [-]
danggit bobbeh! The boy aint right..
#231 to #222 - bladebites (12/08/2012) [-]
"No more vidya games!"
"No more vidya games!"
#39 - lolwuut (12/07/2012) [-]
does #6 count for hand-love too? then i must be one goood smelling muthafuka
does #6 count for hand-love too? then i must be one goood smelling muthafuka
User avatar #22 - tankeruber (12/07/2012) [-]
Thanks for informing about 90% of the funnyjunk community about all the good things about something we will never get. Thanks.
#161 - gentledoku (12/08/2012) [-]
He said to thousands of teenage virgins.
User avatar #49 - aliethecakeis (12/07/2012) [-]
**aliethecakeis rolls 1** number of times op has had sex
#55 to #49 - urghseventysix (12/07/2012) [-]
No OP, being born doesn't count.
#172 - breakfastlunch (12/08/2012) [-]
"Own brand of funny"   
   
Yeah, I'm dying of laughter, OP.
"Own brand of funny"

Yeah, I'm dying of laughter, OP.
#208 to #172 - spanishninja (12/08/2012) [-]
OFW
OFW
#1 - anon (12/07/2012) [-]
You need special sneakers to swim?
User avatar #32 to #1 - teseus (12/07/2012) [-]
Well, is there any other way to do it?
#196 to #32 - starshroom (12/08/2012) [-]
i read "spacial" sneakers at first. i was pretty stoked there for a second
i read "spacial" sneakers at first. i was pretty stoked there for a second
User avatar #170 - garentei (12/08/2012) [-]
Who gives a **** , we're all virgin faggots
#179 to #170 - daddymcswagger (12/08/2012) [-]
A sgs2 is better than sex :c
#168 - theorangefox ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
Oh, just some useless facts. Nothing to see here!
User avatar #185 to #168 - XAssassin (12/08/2012) [-]
shh no more tears
#118 - zzitro (12/07/2012) [-]
don't need special sneakers!   
Maybe the way you do it
don't need special sneakers!
Maybe the way you do it
#5 - roderick (12/07/2012) [-]
Virgin here.
User avatar #8 to #5 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
Let me help you with that.
User avatar #212 to #8 - roderick (12/08/2012) [-]
giggidy.
#12 to #8 - runsliketurtle (12/07/2012) [-]
can you help me too?
User avatar #13 to #12 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
Erh... depends on your sexuality.
#14 to #13 - runsliketurtle (12/07/2012) [-]
shhhh.... that doesnt matter ;)
User avatar #15 to #14 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
You're right, sexuality doesn't matter... as long as there is sex.
User avatar #25 to #15 - anonymousditto (12/07/2012) [-]
hahahaha, i'm laughing so hard, 25% virgin here...
User avatar #27 to #25 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
What?
User avatar #33 to #27 - anonymousditto (12/07/2012) [-]
that's just what i say to make my self not feel so bad....
I was in a 3some with my friend and her boyfriend, both of them pretty drunk, me -not liking alcohol- mostly sober

My friend suggests 3way, her bf is cool with it because he's drunk i'm like **** yea
uhhh, i'll skip the long story and get to the part where her bf starts to get tired (no sex has happened yet, he's to drunk to get it up and she's to drunk to stop grining, so he goes to the couch (couch and bed both in my room) friend asks if it's ok if me and her keep going, he says yea, still drunk

start going to it, but right before i go in i notice that her bf is quitely crying (don't feel bad, they've broken up because he was kind of a dick) AND MY ******* CONCIENCE NOW OF ALL TIMES DECIDES TO KICK IN!

tell her that he's crying and she should go to him, i regreted it almost imediatly, but my ******* concience just haaad to have it his way

and that, was still a pretty long story
User avatar #52 to #33 - mirsar (12/07/2012) [-]
i actually feel sorry for you :/
User avatar #53 to #52 - anonymousditto (12/07/2012) [-]
yeah, my penis was not amused... my conscience was really in the dog house that night
User avatar #54 to #33 - nefariouspickle (12/07/2012) [-]
This is funny junk
#232 to #54 - anonymousditto (12/08/2012) [-]
Thanks you Captain Obvious!
User avatar #235 to #232 - nefariouspickle (12/09/2012) [-]
You are quite welcome asshole! Maybe you read my reply out of context ********
#38 to #33 - sidathon (12/07/2012) [-]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
User avatar #157 to #33 - danniegurl (12/08/2012) [-]
if your penis was never in a vagina or butthole, you're a virgin. from this story, it sounds like nothing ever actually happened
User avatar #233 to #157 - anonymousditto (12/08/2012) [-]
yes, i left out most of what happened to get to my point, there was a lot leading up to and in the middle of what i put (also i think you missed my first line, i know i am indeed a virgin) but if you really must know, my penis was touching her vagina before i happened to look up and see her bf crying, that is how close it was (and no, you don't have to tell me it still doesn't count because i know, i just consider myself an "honorary" not virgin or something stupid like that)
User avatar #93 to #5 - yunogasaii (12/07/2012) [-]
GET THIS MAN SOME SEX PRONTO!
#130 to #5 - LawlMLIA (12/07/2012) [-]
Same here buddy,, Same here. :\
User avatar #3 - commontroll (12/07/2012) [-]
Sex is a national antihistamine? Huh, I could understand if it was natural, but national... that's just mind blowing!
#95 - mookiez (12/07/2012) [-]
This image has expired
relevant.
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User avatar #144 - sonnyboii (12/07/2012) [-]
"Bring his own funny to funnyjunk"

Content wasnt even funny. ._.
User avatar #149 to #144 - epicsauciness (12/07/2012) [-]
Bring his own brand of funny
User avatar #151 to #149 - sonnyboii (12/07/2012) [-]
I didnt get it completely right, but sure.

THIS ISNT FUNNY IN ANY WAY
User avatar #152 to #151 - epicsauciness (12/07/2012) [-]
He wasn't saying it was funny. He said he was bringing his own brand of funny. He never said it was meant to be funny.
#153 to #152 - anon (12/08/2012) [-]
The keyword is funny, it has to be funny in some way and this wasn't.
User avatar #154 to #153 - epicsauciness (12/08/2012) [-]
Really? I've never seen anyone complain about feel posts or factual posts.
User avatar #167 to #154 - sonnyboii (12/08/2012) [-]
You havent? I have. ALOT.

I see many comments per page being pissed of at those posts.
User avatar #108 - TigerMann (12/07/2012) [-]
"Sex is the safest sport in the world"

They should put sex in the Olympics if it's a sport.
#176 to #108 - zzonked (12/08/2012) [-]
They should round up the countries ugliest girls and use them in speed and marathon events.

You might win gold, but you'll never feel clean again.
#111 to #108 - therealslim (12/07/2012) [-]
I would watch
Maybe some of the girls from gymnastics?
#147 - Visual ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
As a swimmer, #4 seems like a little bitch workout.   
   
Too bad nobody will have sex with me.
As a swimmer, #4 seems like a little bitch workout.

Too bad nobody will have sex with me.
User avatar #4 - maidenmk (12/07/2012) [-]
prob's never had sex
#188 - AnomynousUser (12/08/2012) [-]
"and you don't need special sneakers!"   
Maybe not for your kind of sex, you don't...
"and you don't need special sneakers!"
Maybe not for your kind of sex, you don't...
#192 to #188 - makethingsworse (12/08/2012) [-]
That was a good one!
#177 - anon (12/08/2012) [-]
Prostitutes must be the happiest people on earth then..
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