Under God. . August 26 . Basked a guy why he skipped "under God" in the Pledge of allegience and he said he didnt believe in god so I punch him right in the fac
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Under God

August 26 .
Basked a guy why he skipped "under God" in the Pledge of
allegience and he said he didnt believe in god so I punch him right
in the face. Suspended for a week but worth it lol. love jesus
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sth Ssm‘ bikes this,
Zak ‘cant belive they suspend you thats what obama has
turned this country into tho, keep your givith
August 26 at 12: 'Like
dfi!) THE BIBLE!
Matthew 22:
Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love thy neighbour
as thyself. One exception... if some dude in your
biology class refuses to say my dad' s name during
the pledge of allegiance, be sure to. punch that
bitch in the face.
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#10 - fuckinfuckinfuck (12/07/2012) [-]
If somebody punched me in the face for expressing my rights as an American, I think I'd swing a chair at their head pretty 			*******		 hard.
If somebody punched me in the face for expressing my rights as an American, I think I'd swing a chair at their head pretty ******* hard.
User avatar #442 to #10 - suponion (12/07/2012) [-]
or you know, just your rights as a human...
User avatar #725 to #442 - bulbakip (12/07/2012) [-]
came here to say that. Or your rights you can keep for yourself. Freedom is earned by defending yourself(s) from oppression, not entitled.


A person can bitch about "their rights" all they want but nothing changes unless they do something about it.
#279 to #10 - greenthegunstar (12/07/2012) [-]
Be sure to hit that ****** hard. Like THIS!
#280 to #279 - greenthegunstar (12/07/2012) [-]
Or like THIS!
#281 to #280 - greenthegunstar (12/07/2012) [-]
Or like THIS!
Or like THIS!
#282 to #281 - greenthegunstar (12/07/2012) [-]
And then when you're done, you scream at him at the top of your lungs.
User avatar #585 to #362 - shinryuken (12/07/2012) [-]
Persona 4 Arena. Anime fighting game.
User avatar #747 to #281 - ifuhq (12/07/2012) [-]
source?
User avatar #794 to #747 - greenthegunstar (12/07/2012) [-]
Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni

This is the second season - Kai
#63 to #10 - CJTinoco (12/07/2012) [-]
That giff is pretty funny. Here's a random pic i find funny.
#96 to #10 - thewellfuckguy (12/07/2012) [-]
The principle's face when
The principle's face when
#65 to #10 - corsairjoshua (12/07/2012) [-]
I feel like there is so many potential captions for this gif. It makes me happy
I feel like there is so many potential captions for this gif. It makes me happy
User avatar #711 to #65 - pineappletime (12/07/2012) [-]
**** this gay tree
User avatar #11 to #10 - bokkos (12/07/2012) [-]
They'd need a brain in there for it to work
#2 - sonewitsfunny (12/06/2012) [-]
now you know some idiot is gonna read that "bible verse" and think its real
User avatar #319 - satanisthesavior (12/07/2012) [-]
If that happened in my school, I would change the words around, just to **** with this kid. "One nation, under Zeus."
User avatar #321 to #319 - Keoul (12/07/2012) [-]
Hear hear!
"One nation, under Odin"
User avatar #323 to #321 - satanisthesavior (12/07/2012) [-]
"One nation, under Ra"
User avatar #326 to #323 - Keoul (12/07/2012) [-]
"One nation, under Kratos"
hue
User avatar #327 to #326 - satanisthesavior (12/07/2012) [-]
lol

"One nation, under Spartan 117."
User avatar #328 to #327 - Keoul (12/07/2012) [-]
"One nation, under the Fire Lord"
User avatar #329 to #328 - satanisthesavior (12/07/2012) [-]
*imitates imp voice* "One nation, under the Overlord!"
User avatar #330 to #329 - Keoul (12/07/2012) [-]
Imitates a certain sith
"*chhssshhk* One nation, *chhssshhk* under the sith lord"
User avatar #338 to #330 - Keoul (12/07/2012) [-]
doimas mate I can still see what you typed, and I'll engrave it here in my own comment!

"One nation, Under Sauron" -Doimas 7th of december 20012
User avatar #334 to #330 - satanisthesavior (12/07/2012) [-]
... Can't tell if you were imitating Darth Vader or Darth Bandon. Probably Vader though.

Also, cliche time: "One nation, under Cthulhu"
User avatar #337 to #334 - Keoul (12/07/2012) [-]
"One nation, under Batman"
#426 to #337 - jdsalenger (12/07/2012) [-]
He's the god Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
User avatar #339 to #337 - satanisthesavior (12/07/2012) [-]
/thread
User avatar #342 to #339 - darkangeloffire (12/07/2012) [-]
One Nation, under Lelouch vi Britannia
User avatar #346 to #342 - jammydodgers (12/07/2012) [-]
/thread mother ******
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User avatar #499 to #323 - boydaranga ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
"One nation, under Akatosh"
#180 - breakfastlunch (12/07/2012) [-]
Guise... I think that Bible verse might be fake
#470 to #180 - perfide (12/07/2012) [-]
No, man, It's legit. I was bible verse.
#389 to #180 - onceapiece (12/07/2012) [-]
Just so you know though, the Bible still doesn't condone what he did. And then it does. And then it doesn't again. The Bible is bi-polar. The Bible needs a therapist.
User avatar #501 to #389 - sirmatthew (12/07/2012) [-]
you were right the second time. It does
User avatar #7 - ferriumerris (12/07/2012) [-]
....Its hilarious that most people don't know that the words, 'Under god' weren't added until the Cold War with Russia. This was to 'separate' ourselves from those 'godless' soviets.
#23 to #7 - flyslasher (12/07/2012) [-]
... It's hilarious that most people don't know those words, "Under god", can mean any god and is why we still have them. It has nothing to do with Christianity.
User avatar #32 to #23 - youngfearless (12/07/2012) [-]
bul some people believe in multiple gods or no god at all
#30 to #23 - theism ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
The initial intent was to refer to the god of Abrahamic mythology since Christianity was kind of the largest religion in the country.
But the vagueness of having a god named God does open it up for any religion to lay claim to the statement.
User avatar #240 to #30 - pokemonstheshiz (12/07/2012) [-]
unless they're polytheistic.
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User avatar #101 to #23 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/07/2012) [-]
I don't believe in any god, and some believe in multiple, so it still shouldn't have been added.
User avatar #198 - blashyrkh (12/07/2012) [-]
Similar situation happened to me in high school. Teacher asked me why I sat down for the pledge. I told her my loyalties lie with my real home country (Finland), and that I'm not a religious person. She went on a 5 minute bitchy tirade about patriotism and Jesus, and then I got her fired.
#475 to #198 - Rascal (12/07/2012) [-]
If you're so loyal to Finland, then GTFO of America already.
User avatar #805 to #475 - futuramafan (12/07/2012) [-]
>you will never be this retarded

feels good
User avatar #382 to #198 - angelious (12/07/2012) [-]
OISIT ISKENY SITÄ MORALLA KYLKEEN!"
User avatar #356 to #198 - futuramafan (12/07/2012) [-]
god bless suomi

which state were you in?
User avatar #492 to #356 - blashyrkh (12/07/2012) [-]
Virginia, been here for years now, unfortunately.
User avatar #818 to #492 - meganinja (12/08/2012) [-]
Where in Virginia? We're a pretty divided state, some areas are very high quality, and others are still part of the traditional south (not trying to offend anybody from the south).
User avatar #822 to #818 - blashyrkh (12/08/2012) [-]
Lynchburg
User avatar #833 to #822 - meganinja (12/09/2012) [-]
That's awesome, I have family that lives in Lynchburg. I live in Alleghany County ( about an hour north of Roanoke using 220, on the border with West Virginia.
User avatar #806 to #492 - futuramafan (12/07/2012) [-]
virginia isn't that bad unless you're further than 100mi away from DC

how good is your finnish?
User avatar #823 to #806 - blashyrkh (12/08/2012) [-]
I'm pretty fluent. My teachers are in their 70s, so I didn't get a great understanding, but I know enough that I could go to Finland on my own and be ok.
User avatar #371 to #198 - brettyoke (12/07/2012) [-]
If you didn't like the country you were in, why were you there? I'm not trying to make accusations, just curious.
User avatar #397 to #371 - meganinja (12/07/2012) [-]
I don't think it was a matter of him liking the United States, but i'm pretty sure if I was a citizen of another country I wouldn't pledge alligiance to it.
User avatar #804 to #397 - brettyoke (12/07/2012) [-]
You don't have to say anything, but it's polite to stand up for the pledge of the country that's holding you.
User avatar #496 to #371 - blashyrkh (12/07/2012) [-]
My parents moved to the USA when I was 4, and I've been taking annual trips back to Finland every year to visit family and such. I just love the Scandinavian area so much more than the US. I know the US isn't the worst place in the world, but it sure isn't anywhere near the best. English is my first language, which I still resent my parents for 16 years later, as I had to learn my native tongue from my Finnish family on my trips back home.
#199 to #198 - butplug (12/07/2012) [-]
You sir, get my thumbs.
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#657 to #18 - atma (12/07/2012) [-]
mfw you use a reaction image I made
mfw you use a reaction image I made
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User avatar #490 - neutralgray (12/07/2012) [-]
Well, you see he was justified. You have the oddly specific passage right there.
#187 - norwegianlolz (12/07/2012) [-]


HFW getting punched for not believing in god
#98 - cmcghie (12/07/2012) [-]
>Home alone for a few days, hours and hours of Sasha Gray loaded in preparation   
>Limber up my arm for the fappathon   
>Knocking at door   
>Attempt to ignore, and watch Sasha deepthroat the Demon of 17 Cocks   
>Knocking continues   
>Losing erection, getting angry   
>Knocking won't 			****		 off   
>Burst out of room, furious   
>Kick door open   
>WHAT THE 			*******		 			****		 DO YOU WANT? I'M TRYING TO MASTURBATE!   
>Group from Jesus Christ of Latter day saints, trying to save my soul   
>Imbued with the fury of a thousand exploding Suns   
>Wave cock like a glorious flag of Freedom, and charge   
>They start running, begging me to stop   
>BETTER PICK UP THE PACE BEFORE I 			*******		 YOU BOTH SO HARD MY DICK IS TICKLING THE ROOFS OF YOUR MOUTHS   
>I can hear them crying and panting as they sprint for all they are worth   
>Reach end of driveway, they get into car an floor it   
>Grip dick, do dickcopter of victory   
>Never bothered since
>Home alone for a few days, hours and hours of Sasha Gray loaded in preparation
>Limber up my arm for the fappathon
>Knocking at door
>Attempt to ignore, and watch Sasha deepthroat the Demon of 17 Cocks
>Knocking continues
>Losing erection, getting angry
>Knocking won't **** off
>Burst out of room, furious
>Kick door open
>WHAT THE ******* **** DO YOU WANT? I'M TRYING TO MASTURBATE!
>Group from Jesus Christ of Latter day saints, trying to save my soul
>Imbued with the fury of a thousand exploding Suns
>Wave cock like a glorious flag of Freedom, and charge
>They start running, begging me to stop
>BETTER PICK UP THE PACE BEFORE I ******* YOU BOTH SO HARD MY DICK IS TICKLING THE ROOFS OF YOUR MOUTHS
>I can hear them crying and panting as they sprint for all they are worth
>Reach end of driveway, they get into car an floor it
>Grip dick, do dickcopter of victory
>Never bothered since

User avatar #157 to #98 - misticalz ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
Link to the video.
User avatar #539 to #98 - watchme (12/07/2012) [-]
I thought you were gonna lift off and fly away after doing the dickcopter.
Cool story brah, honestly!
#121 to #98 - jokeblue (12/07/2012) [-]
9/10 I would laugh again.
#75 - LemonNADE (12/07/2012) [-]
This is why it's hard for me to admit to being a christian on the internet.
This is why it's hard for me to admit to being a christian on the internet.
#428 to #128 - retardedtriforce (12/07/2012) [-]
Let's be a little more festive here.
#590 to #428 - sexwithyourwife (12/07/2012) [-]
here's a dump of christmas sloths!
User avatar #584 to #428 - sexwithyourwife (12/07/2012) [-]
thanky you :)
#286 to #75 - whargarbler (12/07/2012) [-]
I appreciate that you're not a dick about your religious beliefs.
#120 to #75 - Ruspanic (12/07/2012) [-]
Your gif. It is amazing.
Your gif. It is amazing.
#124 to #120 - jokeblue (12/07/2012) [-]
This is ******* adorable.
#4 - zukowashere (12/06/2012) [-]
Grant and Zak are morons.  This is why everyone hates religious 			**********		.
Grant and Zak are morons. This is why everyone hates religious ********** .
#289 to #4 - funmanigro (12/07/2012) [-]
stupid people are stupid, religious or not.
User avatar #503 to #289 - fargone (12/07/2012) [-]
I think what he was trying to say is that they were ********** and religious, not that their being religious had any relation to their status as ********** .
User avatar #409 to #4 - blbrian (12/07/2012) [-]
Fun fact: in Belgium, "Zak" means "Douche"
#751 to #409 - meestaa (12/07/2012) [-]
...my name is Zak :(
...my name is Zak :(
User avatar #744 to #409 - xecoq (12/07/2012) [-]
in correct that would be Dutch a language spoken in the Netherlands and also a piece of belgium (and suriname)
#730 - wartroll (12/07/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#538 to #502 - hailarty (12/07/2012) [-]
New testament.Matthew 10:34~

Jesus:

“Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to turn

a man against his father,
a daughter against her mother,
a daughter-in-law against her mother inlaw
a man’s enemies will be the members of his own household.

Anyone who loves their father or mother more than me is not worthy of me; anyone who loves their son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me. Whoever does not take up their cross and follow me is not worthy of me. Whoever finds their life will lose it, and whoever loses their life for my sake will find it.
User avatar #21 - anonchief (12/07/2012) [-]
I never say "under god" for 2 reasons.

1: I'm athiest


2: "under god" was NEVER in the original pledge of allegiance. They added it later on.
User avatar #625 - lieutenantderp (12/07/2012) [-]
Idiots like these are what make us Christians look bad.
#700 to #625 - Rascal (12/07/2012) [-]
No, believing in a wizard in the sky makes you look stupid, deal with it.

inb4 butthurt lel
User avatar #652 to #625 - didactus (12/07/2012) [-]
I'm glad you (hopefully) disagree with that guy, we need more cooperation between atheists and theists regardless of reason behind it.
User avatar #817 to #652 - lieutenantderp (12/08/2012) [-]
True. I just don't know why we can't live together in harmony.
#401 - WolfPrince (12/07/2012) [-]
My friend was telling be a story the other day; apparently during assembly, whilst they were praying, one kid snuck up behind another and punched him in the back of the head. When asked why he did it the kid apparently said "HE WASN'T PRAYING!"
Mfw.
User avatar #408 to #401 - imabser (12/07/2012) [-]
Apparently he wasn't either.
User avatar #400 - peapodsarecool (12/07/2012) [-]
Sigh...This is why Christians are viewed as homophobic, and ignorent jerks. Thanks Literalist Christians.
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#412 to #312 - thereasonableperso (12/07/2012) [-]
Obamas a nice guy but he lacks good leadership.
User avatar #313 to #312 - satanisthesavior (12/07/2012) [-]
Imagine the ********* if there was a satanic candidate...

Suddenly, I feel the urge to run for president...
User avatar #317 to #313 - Lainge (12/07/2012) [-]
"Satanisthesavior"
"satanic candidate"
Ohboy.
User avatar #322 to #317 - satanisthesavior (12/07/2012) [-]
Congratulations. You've discovered the link between my religious views and my username. *confetti*
User avatar #316 to #313 - xfortune (12/07/2012) [-]
I didn't know you could run for president in the 8th grade.
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User avatar #320 to #316 - satanisthesavior (12/07/2012) [-]
You can't run for president until you are 35. So I have 14 years to go.
#378 to #320 - dereken (12/07/2012) [-]
No, silly. 35 minus 13 isn't 14.
User avatar #771 to #378 - satanisthesavior (12/07/2012) [-]
This is true, but 35 minus 21 is 14.
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