Under God. . August 26 . Basked a guy why he skipped "under God" in the Pledge of allegience and he said he didnt believe in god so I punch him right in the fac
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Under God

August 26 .
Basked a guy why he skipped "under God" in the Pledge of
allegience and he said he didnt believe in god so I punch him right
in the face. Suspended for a week but worth it lol. love jesus
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sth Ssm‘ bikes this,
Zak ‘cant belive they suspend you thats what obama has
turned this country into tho, keep your givith
August 26 at 12: 'Like
dfi!) THE BIBLE!
Matthew 22:
Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love thy neighbour
as thyself. One exception... if some dude in your
biology class refuses to say my dad' s name during
the pledge of allegiance, be sure to. punch that
bitch in the face.
...
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#10 - fuckinfuckinfuck ONLINE (12/07/2012) [+] (15 replies)
If somebody punched me in the face for expressing my rights as an American, I think I'd swing a chair at their head pretty 						*******					 hard.
If somebody punched me in the face for expressing my rights as an American, I think I'd swing a chair at their head pretty ******* hard.
#4 - zukowashere (12/06/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Grant and Zak are morons.  This is why everyone hates religious 						**********					.
Grant and Zak are morons. This is why everyone hates religious ********** .
User avatar #198 - blashyrkh (12/07/2012) [+] (16 replies)
Similar situation happened to me in high school. Teacher asked me why I sat down for the pledge. I told her my loyalties lie with my real home country (Finland), and that I'm not a religious person. She went on a 5 minute bitchy tirade about patriotism and Jesus, and then I got her fired.
#180 - breakfastlunch (12/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Guise... I think that Bible verse might be fake
User avatar #7 - ferriumerris (12/07/2012) [+] (6 replies)
....Its hilarious that most people don't know that the words, 'Under god' weren't added until the Cold War with Russia. This was to 'separate' ourselves from those 'godless' soviets.
#98 - cmcghie (12/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Home alone for a few days, hours and hours of Sasha Gray loaded in preparation   
>Limber up my arm for the fappathon   
>Knocking at door   
>Attempt to ignore, and watch Sasha deepthroat the Demon of 17 Cocks   
>Knocking continues   
>Losing erection, getting angry   
>Knocking won't 						****					 off   
>Burst out of room, furious   
>Kick door open   
>WHAT THE 						*******					 						****					 DO YOU WANT? I'M TRYING TO MASTURBATE!   
>Group from Jesus Christ of Latter day saints, trying to save my soul   
>Imbued with the fury of a thousand exploding Suns   
>Wave cock like a glorious flag of Freedom, and charge   
>They start running, begging me to stop   
>BETTER PICK UP THE PACE BEFORE I 						*******					 YOU BOTH SO HARD MY DICK IS TICKLING THE ROOFS OF YOUR MOUTHS   
>I can hear them crying and panting as they sprint for all they are worth   
>Reach end of driveway, they get into car an floor it   
>Grip dick, do dickcopter of victory   
>Never bothered since
>Home alone for a few days, hours and hours of Sasha Gray loaded in preparation
>Limber up my arm for the fappathon
>Knocking at door
>Attempt to ignore, and watch Sasha deepthroat the Demon of 17 Cocks
>Knocking continues
>Losing erection, getting angry
>Knocking won't **** off
>Burst out of room, furious
>Kick door open
>WHAT THE ******* **** DO YOU WANT? I'M TRYING TO MASTURBATE!
>Group from Jesus Christ of Latter day saints, trying to save my soul
>Imbued with the fury of a thousand exploding Suns
>Wave cock like a glorious flag of Freedom, and charge
>They start running, begging me to stop
>BETTER PICK UP THE PACE BEFORE I ******* YOU BOTH SO HARD MY DICK IS TICKLING THE ROOFS OF YOUR MOUTHS
>I can hear them crying and panting as they sprint for all they are worth
>Reach end of driveway, they get into car an floor it
>Grip dick, do dickcopter of victory
>Never bothered since

#187 - norwegianlolz (12/07/2012) [-]


HFW getting punched for not believing in god
#75 - LemonNADE (12/07/2012) [+] (9 replies)
This is why it's hard for me to admit to being a christian on the internet.
This is why it's hard for me to admit to being a christian on the internet.
#2 - sonewitsfunny (12/06/2012) [-]
now you know some idiot is gonna read that "bible verse" and think its real
#511 - DrPeppir (12/07/2012) [+] (5 replies)
'what obamas turned this country into'
2012 - Where apparently its Obama's fault for everything. Even if your shoes untied.
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User avatar #21 - anonchief (12/07/2012) [-]
I never say "under god" for 2 reasons.

1: I'm athiest


2: "under god" was NEVER in the original pledge of allegiance. They added it later on.
User avatar #319 - satanisthesavior (12/07/2012) [+] (16 replies)
If that happened in my school, I would change the words around, just to **** with this kid. "One nation, under Zeus."
User avatar #192 - ronyx (12/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I never quite understood how somebody can call themselves a Christian if they have so much hate towards others, are extremely intolerant of different beliefs and are just plain assholes to others. Yet they claim they are true Christians and follow god's command.
User avatar #171 - gagster (12/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I used to be a Christian. Then I turned 12.and was raped by the paster.
#193 to #189 - theepiccunttainter (12/07/2012) [-]
maybe he was raped by a baker who specialized in pasteries?
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#451 - nooneofinterest (12/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Obama has turned america into a place where you can believe what you want without fear of assault

What a dick
User avatar #631 - iraniie (12/07/2012) [+] (19 replies)
I am an atheist but I actually feel sorry for Christians and muslims on this site, they must hate these kind of people
#332 - Womens Study Major (12/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The pledge of allegiance...
slef loving asshole country. redneck patriots.
Licking their own asshole all day long
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