Three Brazilian Soldiers. Found it on 4chan. Don't know if it has been posted before, but it's too funny not to post.. Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President thi
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Three Brazilian Soldiers

Found it on 4chan. Don't know if it has been posted before, but it's too funny not to post.

Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that
Three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To eberyone' s amazement, all
of the color ran from Bush' s face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in
hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering. Finally, he composed himself
and asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"
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Submitted: 12/06/2012
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#3 - phanact (12/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I think its like... two mexicans and one columbian
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#5 - fourfourfourfour **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (51 replies)
#154 - apollyonyagami (12/07/2012) [-]
THIS MUCH!
#162 - eyeballfrog (12/07/2012) [-]
Heehee, it's funny because it's relevant.
#2 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (12/06/2012) [-]
User avatar #191 - andrewjla (12/07/2012) [-]
"Don't know if it's been posted before"

"President Bush"

I think it has been posted before...
User avatar #46 - noodlelover (12/07/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Barack Obama is going to have a tough time these next four years cause he'll be picking up the slack the last president left


*cough* joke *cough* because obama did ******
#19 - gorginhanson (12/07/2012) [+] (21 replies)
See, I wouldn't even be surprised if that was true
#25 to #19 - anonymous (12/07/2012) [-]
Considering he actually went to Yale and Harvard, and was known to frequently find errors and make corrections in his specialists work just to mention a few things, I would be pretty suprised if it was.
#71 - musickman (12/07/2012) [-]
Anyone notice that you can substitute almost any blonde joke with George Bush?
#182 - oldapple (12/07/2012) [-]
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#146 - anonymous (12/07/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Bush's policies at least only put us 1-2 trillion dollars in debt which Bush had the worse of it due to him having to come up with a way to stop the massive increases in debt. Now we have Obama who doesn't give a **** and has put us 5-7 trillion dollars further in debt. He is literally 2-3xs worse than bush could ever be. Why the **** do people not realize this?
#201 - ifuckinlovefj (12/07/2012) [-]
IMPEACH BUSH!!!!!1!11!111
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#203 - jgk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #187 - sissywoo (12/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Theoretically Brazzilion IS number, somewhere along the line.

If we can assume the numerical system NEVER ends, then Somewhere in the numerical system, theres a number called brazillion.

Assuming you believe it never ends.
#161 - brutalnooodle (12/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#156 - anthonyh (12/07/2012) [-]
I saw that one coming from a mile away
#79 - bulletone (12/07/2012) [-]
The amount of 0's   
Oddly enough, it's also the equivalent amount of "x's" in an average video game lobby.
The amount of 0's
Oddly enough, it's also the equivalent amount of "x's" in an average video game lobby.
#134 - Dakafal (12/07/2012) [-]
Seriously? This joke is like 10 years old. How have you not heard this?
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