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LADIES!
Embed about when to give a mph? Here
is a chart to put those fears to rest!
Should you was him
a Human?-
Wake him up Give him a blowjob.,
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#43 - areyouawakeyet (12/07/2012) [-]
At first it would be heaven. Pure, unimaginable bliss.   
But over time, as your man juices dwindle and you consistently lose sleep to the luscious lips of Lorna, you find yourself in an agonizing insomnia, an unstoppable desire to be blown but an unfulfilled need to sleep.    
And when you finally think with your head and not about getting head and decide to break up with the girl, the very thought of someone sucking on your man-meat will keep you awake throughout the night.
At first it would be heaven. Pure, unimaginable bliss.
But over time, as your man juices dwindle and you consistently lose sleep to the luscious lips of Lorna, you find yourself in an agonizing insomnia, an unstoppable desire to be blown but an unfulfilled need to sleep.
And when you finally think with your head and not about getting head and decide to break up with the girl, the very thought of someone sucking on your man-meat will keep you awake throughout the night.
#167 to #43 - onceapiece ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
But, man juices dwindle, so as long as you drink plenty of water and get a lot of nutrients you'll be fine. Also, I have trouble sleeping, as in it can take up to an hour before I just give up when it's really bad, and sometimes wake up early and not be able to go back to sleep that same night. I'm fine. I could use a bj though
User avatar #65 to #43 - ixcarnifexxi (12/07/2012) [-]
For 3 days maybe. You'll die if you're awake for more than 3 consecutive days. Your brain has not had the rest it requires, you literally die due to insanity.
#80 to #65 - odytoboman ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
"The easy experimental answer to this question is 264 hours (about 11 days)."

Stop spreading LIES.

Source: http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=how-long-can-humans-stay
#98 to #80 - freeyourmind (12/07/2012) [-]
whats the longest fart ever recorded?
#81 to #65 - areyouawakeyet (12/07/2012) [-]
Not trying to discredit you, but numerous people (myself included) have remained awake as long as possible to study the effects of sleep deprivation. Personal record is just over 6 days, but the longest is 11 days (by a high school student).
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User avatar #73 to #65 - HOLYCARP (12/07/2012) [-]
like tearing out your intestines with your own hands.
User avatar #118 to #43 - saxophan (12/07/2012) [-]
Reason for breaking up: she really blew it.
#86 - pukingrainbows (12/07/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #94 to #86 - aerosol (12/07/2012) [-]
That gif has a surprisingly high level of useability.
#26 - ojamurmz (12/07/2012) [-]
She should be employee of the month.
User avatar #163 to #26 - crazypotato (12/07/2012) [-]
more like... "employee of the mouth"
#39 - Mastaforga (12/07/2012) [-]
That girl is going places in life
#67 to #39 - breakfastlunch (12/07/2012) [-]
Yeah, she's probably going to work the red light district.
#164 - donttouchthat (12/07/2012) [-]
**donttouchthat rolled a random image posted in comment #243927 at Video Games Board ** MFW Blow Job
#52 - boymanlady (12/07/2012) [-]
So guys would actually enjoy this? I've always wondered.
User avatar #53 to #52 - lolerbot ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
yes
User avatar #54 to #52 - sandnigglets (12/07/2012) [-]
yesyesyes
User avatar #58 to #52 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/07/2012) [-]
i don't care whos doing it wakeing up to my dick getting sucked would be awesome
#89 to #58 - John Cena (12/07/2012) [-]
So you would be okay if your mom did that?
User avatar #91 to #89 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/07/2012) [-]
eh no point in stopping what alredy going on
#103 to #52 - aerosol (12/07/2012) [-]
I'm not really sure. I mean, I enjoy the foreplay leading up to the main event a lot. I'm not saying that I'd refuse, but I might not appreciate it as much as others.
I'm weird
User avatar #104 to #52 - Skullyy (12/07/2012) [-]
Your name makes this a little weird...
User avatar #134 to #104 - boymanlady (12/07/2012) [-]
I get that a lot.
#155 - GeAsa (12/07/2012) [-]
Yes Lorna, exactly
Yes Lorna, exactly
#138 - aerosol (12/07/2012) [-]
I'm done with FJ for the night. goodnight everyone.
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#27 - augustusxxiv (12/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #34 to #27 - collinofawesome (12/07/2012) [-]
Especially wake. mmmm...wake. The king of verbs.
#25 - zrash (12/07/2012) [-]
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#48 - realfunnybro (12/07/2012) [-]
i like the idea
i like the idea
#102 to #48 - commentorman (12/07/2012) [-]
"Only in your dreams, FunnyJunk."
"Only in your dreams, FunnyJunk."
#169 - fuckyoulolwut (12/07/2012) [-]
** ************* rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at 55 years of whopper ** <mfw first BJ
User avatar #128 - nephritho (12/07/2012) [-]
>be 23
>be sleeping with 2 gf's
>wake up in empty bed
>gf's gone
>no sexy time
>no blow job
>get out of bed
>notice suddenly my gf's were hanging unable to move
>panic
mfw my hands were out of my bed and were unable to move my arms
#132 to #128 - Ruspanic ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
mfw you have no face
#87 - nuaden (12/07/2012) [-]
I thought it was a fine way to wake up until I saw her name.   
   
Lorna is my grandmothers name...
I thought it was a fine way to wake up until I saw her name.

Lorna is my grandmothers name...
#122 to #87 - illegalartist (12/07/2012) [-]
Your granny is turnin tricks
Your granny is turnin tricks
#70 - reallifebutters (12/07/2012) [-]
This is the 3rd blow job post I have seen today that made it to the front page. I see a trend.
#110 to #70 - duckslikegrapestoo (12/07/2012) [-]
that picture....
#96 - thebeatlesfan (12/07/2012) [-]
So many blowjob posts...
User avatar #97 to #96 - TheBurgerKing (12/07/2012) [-]
Right?!
#116 to #96 - Keoul (12/07/2012) [-]
They blow me away
They blow me away
#200 - anonomoz (12/07/2012) [-]
**anonomoz rolled a random image posted in comment #2183816 at MLP Friendly Board ** mfw i never touch ladies and never get a blow job
#216 to #200 - ajaxtheking (12/07/2012) [-]
no ewoc ho
#166 - trevorsta (12/07/2012) [-]
**trevorsta rolled a random image posted in comment #1957857 at MLP Brony Board ** MFW I got my first blowjob
#119 - illegalartist (12/07/2012) [-]
this girl is going places
this girl is going places
#177 - rabaneristo (12/07/2012) [-]
**rabaneristo rolled a random image posted in comment #2001532 at MLP Friendly Board ** MFW I woke up with a blowjob.
**rabaneristo rolled a random image posted in comment #2001532 at MLP Friendly Board ** MFW I woke up with a blowjob.
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