wear attire!. . What do we wear?? MEN WOMEN Cocktail Funeral Job Interview Wedding Church Graduation. so we have it narrowed down to suit, now lets move on to appropriate shirt, shoes, socks, jacket, pants, tie, option of belt or suspenders vest, or hat, type of
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User avatar #2 - thetellerofstories (12/06/2012) [-]
so we have it narrowed down to suit, now lets move on to appropriate shirt, shoes, socks, jacket, pants, tie, option of belt or suspenders vest, or hat, type of suit, color of all, tailored or off the rack, etc.

you have obviously never had to wear a suit except for one or two major occasions and both times they were chosen for you.
User avatar #3 to #2 - graphenz (12/06/2012) [-]
well obvious bland choice would be:
Black suit, black socks, white shirt, black tie.
Personal favorite: Black suit, red shirt, black tie, socks who gives a **** .
User avatar #5 to #3 - thetellerofstories (12/06/2012) [-]
my favorite suit is a dark blue and slate grey pinstripe three piece suit with black dress shoes, a dark shirt and black leather belt. i dont usually wear hats, but do like simply patterned ties.
User avatar #6 to #5 - graphenz (12/06/2012) [-]
I prefer whole colored (no patterns, just plain) slim ties, with hat's I like a tophat simply because it's a top hat :P
User avatar #7 to #6 - thetellerofstories (12/06/2012) [-]
what type of knot in the tie, i use windsor
User avatar #8 to #7 - graphenz (12/06/2012) [-]
yeah also a windsor sometimes the double, but mostly just the. The windsor is also by far the easiest to tie :P
User avatar #9 to #8 - thetellerofstories (12/06/2012) [-]
we are the fanciest men on this site, good day to you sir
User avatar #10 to #9 - graphenz (12/06/2012) [-]
Naah I'm not that fancy I just know good attire, not that I use it that often but I know of it and like wearing it when it's declared "suit night" with the guys.
User avatar #11 to #10 - thetellerofstories (12/06/2012) [-]
humble as you are noble good sir
User avatar #12 to #11 - graphenz (12/06/2012) [-]
Thank you kindly Sir.
#20 to #8 - namedoesntexist (12/07/2012) [-]
I immediately imagined a knot that looks something like this.

Please teach me the way of class.
User avatar #31 to #20 - graphenz (12/07/2012) [-]
buy fancy clothes, nothing more to it. But don' act all snobby, you have to be laid back and fun. Remember you look awesome, now you need to be awesome so people will remember you.
User avatar #4 to #2 - graphenz (12/06/2012) [-]
and for shoes, any black dress shoes will do, but I don't usually wear suits since I prefer casual dressing (even at fancy events) since it's just more comfortable :p
#13 to #2 - anon (12/07/2012) [-]
this ******* guy.
User avatar #14 to #13 - thetellerofstories (12/07/2012) [-]
...has the decency to not go anon
User avatar #15 to #14 - thetellerofstories (12/07/2012) [-]
but thanks for the recognition
User avatar #16 - trolljunkusa ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
This is all wrong

1. cocktail
Peaked lapeled black suit
or midnight blue tux

black suit black tie

3.Job Interview
Gray suit, or navy suit with a lighter patterened tie

4. Wedding
Any color but black unless stated black tie formal

5. Church
Buisness casual, depending on age

6. Graduation
Cap and gown
#28 to #16 - wovow (12/07/2012) [-]
This guy knows his **** .
#23 - scooba ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
#19 - evilanakie ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
suits did someone say suits   
and rape?
suits did someone say suits

and rape?
User avatar #26 to #19 - sugarcupcakes (12/07/2012) [-]
That gif is unnerving
#27 to #26 - evilanakie ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
what about this one?
what about this one?
User avatar #1 - ednakrababbal (12/06/2012) [-]
wear a tire.
User avatar #17 - coruptedshadow (12/07/2012) [-]
I just wear a button-up shirt and blue jeans. I'm confident in myself to not care what other people think of how i look.
#22 to #17 - acrylin (12/07/2012) [-]
Translation: I'm a lazy prick that will insult any one that puts in effort to hide my own insecurities
User avatar #33 to #22 - coruptedshadow (12/07/2012) [-]
No, the translation is I'm just lazy who doesn't give a flying f*ck.
#32 to #17 - anon (12/07/2012) [-]
Disliking my comment will not un-butt hurt you
#30 - anon (12/07/2012) [-]
But I like wearing dresses... does that make me gay?
#25 - drdisrespect (12/07/2012) [-]
i dunno man, dresses look pretty comfy
User avatar #24 - MegaAwesomeSauce (12/07/2012) [-]
Well, it never hurts to have some variety with the ties, but yeah.
#21 - acrylin (12/07/2012) [-]
men: proving suites/tuxedos are the right choice in any situation
respect to you my good sir
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