Bitch memorized that number!. 100% freshly squeezed OC. Me, walking m class, by e seemen meening place en campus When suddenly, e wlod cute Tsal appeared‘. Hey, no tags Just orangepikmin
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Bitch memorized that number!. 100% freshly squeezed OC. Me, walking m class, by e seemen meening place en campus When suddenly, e wlod cute Tsal appeared‘. Hey,

100% freshly squeezed OC

Me, walking m class, by e seemen
meening place en campus
When suddenly, e wlod cute Tsal appeared‘.
Hey, can I borrow your far e ass? I
seem n have last mane end I need m call my
dad.
Sure‘. Take es much time es yen need:
Thanks I
Walt e secend. I scened fatally ask her nut‘.
Here yen gal. Thank yen far letting me
use yen :
ALPHA mus, ENGAGE‘
Hey, why dnn' t yen To ineed end put your
number my , end I' ll call yen up
far e :: e dinner, haw dees that Haunt”
Sounda great, here yen gal.
Later that "
I didn' t even tell her my name...
I scened call her m tell her that much.
RANS new mum
Hey, ' 5 the Tuy fram earlier. I just
wanted m call end lee yen new
Damn I' ll eider e be
feelng that ell Elene anyways‘.
Hello, 15 Hne: weild yen m
eider e pizza eonline
...
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User avatar #9 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe
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(12/07/2012) [-]
What if this is pizza hut's new ad campaign?
#13 to #9 - xquadzcheckemx
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(12/07/2012) [-]
Better than cologne.
#18 - ihatem
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(12/07/2012) [-]
It's not alpha mode if you call it alpha mode
It's not alpha mode if you call it alpha mode
#101 to #18 - freeyourmind
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(12/07/2012) [-]
let him have this
#21 - classyfish
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#22 to #21 - classyfish
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#3 - swordyou
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Ouch bro, ouch... Cold hearted bitch   
   
Have a boobs gif to cheer you up
Ouch bro, ouch... Cold hearted bitch

Have a boobs gif to cheer you up
#10 to #3 - musickman
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That is , without a doubt, my new favorite gif
#17 to #3 - yourmomtotherescue **User deleted account**
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User avatar #11 to #3 - lafuriaroja
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(12/07/2012) [-]
Maybe she's not a cold hearted bitch. Maybe she just didn't want to give her private phone number to a random guy. Just because he let her borrow his phone doesn't mean she owes him anything in return.
User avatar #28 to #11 - nigeltheoutlaw
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I agree, but she could have easily have just said no instead of being a jerk about it. Not cool bro.
User avatar #45 to #28 - hystericalparoxysm
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(12/07/2012) [-]
No she couldn't have, or else he'd bitch about being friendzoned or some other ********, just like every other guy does.
User avatar #46 to #45 - nigeltheoutlaw
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Way to generalize to the max. I'm sure there are some guys who would whine like babies, but I have been rejected in situations like this, and I just shrugged it off. If she's not interested then why dwell on it? I'd much prefer a direct "no" than to get my hopes up and end up calling a restaurant.
User avatar #47 to #46 - hystericalparoxysm
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I didn't mean all men, but guys generalize with the "all girls" ******** too. I really don't care, a lot of people would bitch and whine about it anyways.
User avatar #48 to #47 - nigeltheoutlaw
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"just like every other guy does" Okay, I'm buying that one. Just in the future (I'm assuming you're female), most men would much prefer a direct rejection than a passive aggressive move like the comic above, it's not cool.
User avatar #49 to #48 - hystericalparoxysm
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I agree, it was a total dick move for her to give him the Pizza Hut number, and I really didn't mean to generalize that, I didn't expect for someone to over-analyze what I said
User avatar #50 to #49 - nigeltheoutlaw
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As someone who has had this douche move pulled on him it cuts deep, and I'm still a little butthurt about it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - hystericalparoxysm
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Sorry to hear about that bro
User avatar #52 to #51 - nigeltheoutlaw
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(12/07/2012) [-]
Thanks lady-bro.
User avatar #26 to #11 - contaminatedwin
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(12/07/2012) [-]
But she got his hopes up and made him think he was awesome. She could have just said no thank you.
#24 to #11 - youxbarstard
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(12/07/2012) [-]
**youxbarstard rolled a random image posted in comment #1858161 at MLP Brony Board **

I agree with all of that except for the fact that she doesn't owe him anything.
She could of bought a cookie for him D=
#88 - mrcristal
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(12/07/2012) [-]
but she lost her phone...
User avatar #127 to #88 - cakezs
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And Pizza Hut found it
#29 - qazzuiop
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girl's face when
User avatar #14 - thepyras
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(12/07/2012) [-]
"Hey baby, how about you go ahead and put your number in my phone?"

"How about no 'cause you sound like a douche."

Seriously, that's a horrible way to ask someone out and I have never seen it bear success in my life, aside from really slutty girls, but they don't count.
User avatar #117 to #14 - cruzslzr
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it can work if he doesn't sound cocky and instead confident
I pull it on college chicks all the time
I just kind of get to know them first, I don't go at it that hard
User avatar #106 to #14 - orangepikmin [OP]
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(12/07/2012) [-]
You are so right.

This story actually happened to my roomate, who hasn't really been lucky with the opposite sex. This is just one particular story that I thought was easy and funny to present in comic form.
User avatar #35 to #14 - toosexyforyou
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(12/07/2012) [-]
BEAR SUCCESS
#32 - collinofawesome
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User avatar #90 - cjasper
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(12/07/2012) [-]
1.check dialed numbers
2.get her dads number
3.???
4.profit
User avatar #100 to #90 - tigerstyle
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(12/07/2012) [-]
bitch is probably smart. deleted that **** after. probably called blocked too.
#91 to #90 - bluelight
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(12/07/2012) [-]
thats what i was thinking
#31 - SemiAnon
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