Biology Class. . edit Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane Katrina. My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects of th Biology Class edit Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane Katrina My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects th
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Today in my biology class we were
talking about hurricane Katrina. My
teacher asked this really slutty girl
what some of the effects of the
hurricane were and she replied,
well everything got all wet and
dirty." Suddenly the quietest guy in
class looks up and goes, "Kate, no
one asked about your weekend.
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#16 - samoaspider
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(12/06/2012) [-]
anyone got more quiet kid stories?
anyone got more quiet kid stories?
#58 to #16 - ronniesan
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Spiderman. Look him up.
#68 to #16 - anon
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(12/06/2012) [-]
I have a story like this, only instead of one quiet kid, there were two,and instead of saying something witty, they shot up the school.
#153 to #16 - trezoned
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(12/07/2012) [-]
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#50 to #16 - fourthusername
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(12/06/2012) [-]
My buddy told me (so I can't confirm this) that there is this Muslim kid in his class. He never says anything in class but my buddy found a comment of his on Youtube on a Micheal Jackson video saying:
"haha he will never reach heaven because he didn't believe in Allah!"
#22 to #16 - andrewjla
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(12/06/2012) [-]
they shoot up schools...
#18 to #16 - PubLandlord
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Yeah there is this kid called samoaspider who needs to be quiet
#27 to #18 - uzzwick
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(12/06/2012) [-]
What a good story, Mark!
#44 to #27 - trickytrickster
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(12/06/2012) [-]
I'm so happy that I have you as my best friend!
#40 to #18 - someponynew
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(12/06/2012) [-]
BAM!
#19 to #18 - samoaspider
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(12/06/2012) [-]
thanks.
#20 to #18 - Eralus ONLINE
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(12/06/2012) [-]
That....was.....the BEST story ever!
#143 to #18 - iliketires
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#51 - rmoran
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(12/06/2012) [-]
#89 to #51 - lamarisagoodname
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Well done
#135 to #51 - julpiter
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#100 to #51 - thebrownbus
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(12/06/2012) [-]
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#77 to #51 - resbiansrock
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(12/06/2012) [-]
D:
#1 - slamweiss
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Im just gonna leave this here...
#124 to #1 - amoussa
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(12/07/2012) [-]
I liked Yao Ming back in the days when he was all like, "**** that" and "dumb bitch".
#126 to #124 - amoussa
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(12/07/2012) [-]
I've never found "Bitch Please" funny at all....
#37 - galkawhm
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(12/06/2012) [-]
I got a quiet kid story. (I am the quiet kid btw)

>Be freshman
>Asshole senior picks on me
>Be like "Whatever, I endured worse **** in elementary school"
>Says something to a teacher but she doesn't do ****
>Quietly endure it
>Half a school year passes and he won't shut up
>One day talking to teacher and he keeps making rude noises. (The kinds that somehow get people to stop talking)
>Turn around and yell "SHUT THE ******* HELL UP!" as loud as possible.
>Whole class is quiet
>Senior gets written up
>Never hear him talk for the rest of the year.

I find out later that almost nobody liked the kid. Heck, a teacher that had him in another class hi-five'd me for doing that.
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#88 to #37 - MrHappySmile
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#43 - kidpat
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#60 to #43 - apollyonyagami
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#73 to #43 - giggitygil
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#90 - herefortheporno
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(12/06/2012) [-]
>Be in 7th grade
>Passing in the living room
>Parents are watching one of those family sitcom shows
>Guy on TV says "I love the smell of paint in the morning. It smells like...PAINT."
>The way he said that made me laugh until I cried
>Still think about it the next day
>In school taking a test
>Suddenly remember
>Can't stop smiling
>"Hehe. PAINT."
>Everyone turns around
>I turn around too, to not look like an idiot
>mfw turning around
#98 to #90 - thefitz
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(12/06/2012) [-]
>Be Junior year of High School
>Taking test
>Receive text message
>Tourettes guy ringtone
>"BOB SAGET!!"
>Class looks up
>I try to look around to blend in
>every one is staring at me and starts to laugh
>pokerface.jpg
>Lose phone for the day
#48 - datgermanguy
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(12/06/2012) [-]
It's always the quiet ones that deliver the epic lines!
#82 - sgtmajorkururu
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(12/06/2012) [-]
>be in band class
>go out for the clarinet sectional
> Playing a song
>Thinking about futureama
>Episode where bender goes to hell
>Have a smirk on my face
>Teacher stops us
> Still thinking about the robot devil
> Not listening to a ******* thing
> He asks a question
> I chuckle and say "The Devil"
> People around me burst out in laughter
> Confused as ****
> I asked what was funny
> they said the question I answered was
> Who made the saxophone
> ****.
#95 to #82 - kokovo
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(12/06/2012) [-]
I think I love you. Funniest band related thing on the website EVER! (Btw, I'm i m band. Play the tuba. :3)
#107 to #95 - xgameloverx
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(12/07/2012) [-]
Saxophone master race reporting in.
#109 to #107 - kokovo
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(12/07/2012) [-]
OH ****! DEVIL SPAWN! XD

In my opinion, the saxophone's a pretty badass instrument.
#166 to #109 - sgtmajorkururu
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(12/07/2012) [-]
My band director hates how immature they are and how it's just a naturally out of tune instrument.
#180 to #166 - kokovo
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(12/07/2012) [-]
Not really. They're actually usually in tune 90% of the time. I dunno why you're band directer thinks that.
#171 to #95 - chezburgadominator
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(12/07/2012) [-]
(I play Baritone Horn..)
#181 to #171 - kokovo
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(12/07/2012) [-]
You're ******* awesome. Baritones and tubas, coolest instrumets ever!
#92 - banditmuffin
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(12/06/2012) [-]
>Be last gym class of the year   
>Playing dodge ball    
>Weird quiet girl just kinda standing in the corner, not really playing   
>Ball hits me square in the jaw   
>Teacher yells "you're not supposed to catch it with your mouth!"   
>Quiet girl yells "They aren't those kind of balls, buddy!"   
> Teacher has to pause the game 'cause he can't stop laughing   
   
Never even heard her voice before then
>Be last gym class of the year
>Playing dodge ball
>Weird quiet girl just kinda standing in the corner, not really playing
>Ball hits me square in the jaw
>Teacher yells "you're not supposed to catch it with your mouth!"
>Quiet girl yells "They aren't those kind of balls, buddy!"
> Teacher has to pause the game 'cause he can't stop laughing

Never even heard her voice before then
#62 - harryblazer
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(12/06/2012) [-]
>in high school
>friendly with really quite, shy kid
>loud, fat bitch in class
>no fat and sameful. but thinks she's ******* rooney mara or some ****
>always complains about everything, just to get a rise out of the teacher
>one day shy kid forgets lunch, so I give him a candy bar
>now when he shoots up the school im a friend, NOT A TARGET
>fat bitch sees him putting in his bag
>bitch goes off likes theres a 2 for 1 special at baskin robbins
>"omg! this freak gets a snack, why cant i have one! this is so unfair, im gonna eat when i feel like" bla bla ********
>teacher says hes not eating it, hes saving it. and she cant to eat during class
>" I will if I feel like it ! i need to keep healthy for feild hockey, im the pitcture of what a feild hockey player should be
>quiet kid looks up
"well that must be one hell of a wide frame"
>bitch is laughed at for the rest of the day
>gets "most well rounded" in the yearbook
>everyones face when