Biology Class. . edit Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane Katrina. My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects of th
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Biology Class

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Today in my biology class we were
talking about hurricane Katrina. My
teacher asked this really slutty girl
what some of the effects of the
hurricane were and she replied,
well everything got all wet and
dirty." Suddenly the quietest guy in
class looks up and goes, "Kate, no
one asked about your weekend.
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#16 - samoaspider (12/06/2012) [+] (12 replies)
anyone got more quiet kid stories?
anyone got more quiet kid stories?
User avatar #18 to #16 - PubLandlord (12/06/2012) [-]
Yeah there is this kid called samoaspider who needs to be quiet
#51 - rmoran (12/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#1 - slamweiss (12/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Im just gonna leave this here...
User avatar #37 - galkawhm (12/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I got a quiet kid story. (I am the quiet kid btw)

>Be freshman
>Asshole senior picks on me
>Be like "Whatever, I endured worse shit in elementary school"
>Says something to a teacher but she doesn't do shit
>Quietly endure it
>Half a school year passes and he won't shut up
>One day talking to teacher and he keeps making rude noises. (The kinds that somehow get people to stop talking)
>Turn around and yell "SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP!" as loud as possible.
>Whole class is quiet
>Senior gets written up
>Never hear him talk for the rest of the year.

I find out later that almost nobody liked the kid. Heck, a teacher that had him in another class hi-five'd me for doing that.
#43 - kidpat (12/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#90 - herefortheporno (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be in 7th grade
>Passing in the living room
>Parents are watching one of those family sitcom shows
>Guy on TV says "I love the smell of paint in the morning. It smells like...PAINT."
>The way he said that made me laugh until I cried
>Still think about it the next day
>In school taking a test
>Suddenly remember
>Can't stop smiling
>"Hehe. PAINT."
>Everyone turns around
>I turn around too, to not look like an idiot
>mfw turning around
#53 - anonymous (12/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
> Be in high school
> Have a really quiet girl in class
> Never really talks unless answering a question
> Really smart, but not adorkable
> More the stern/calm type so most people just leave her alone
> Middle of the year, we get a new student from Boston
> Pretty clear right away that he's an attention seeking douche canoe
> Wouldn't stfu in English class one day
> Being really loud and obnoxious
> Quiet girl turns around
> "Whaddya want, creep?"
> "I was simply wondering if everyone from New Jersey was such a colossal ass pain."
> "Fuck you, bitch, I'm from Boston!"
> She doesn't miss a beat
> "How lovely. Why don't you go have a tea party with your dollies and SHUT THE FUCK UP?!!"
> Everyone's jaw drops
> She turns back around like nothing happened
> Now he hardly ever speaks when she's in the same class
> It was a beautiful day
#48 - datgermanguy (12/06/2012) [-]
It's always the quiet ones that deliver the epic lines!
User avatar #82 - sgtmajorkururu (12/06/2012) [+] (7 replies)
>be in band class
>go out for the clarinet sectional
> Playing a song
>Thinking about futureama
>Episode where bender goes to hell
>Have a smirk on my face
>Teacher stops us
> Still thinking about the robot devil
> Not listening to a fucking thing
> He asks a question
> I chuckle and say "The Devil"
> People around me burst out in laughter
> Confused as fuck
> I asked what was funny
> they said the question I answered was
> Who made the saxophone
> Fuck.
#92 - banditmuffin (12/06/2012) [-]
>Be last gym class of the year   
>Playing dodge ball    
>Weird quiet girl just kinda standing in the corner, not really playing   
>Ball hits me square in the jaw   
>Teacher yells "you're not supposed to catch it with your mouth!"   
>Quiet girl yells "They aren't those kind of balls, buddy!"   
> Teacher has to pause the game 'cause he can't stop laughing   
   
Never even heard her voice before then
>Be last gym class of the year
>Playing dodge ball
>Weird quiet girl just kinda standing in the corner, not really playing
>Ball hits me square in the jaw
>Teacher yells "you're not supposed to catch it with your mouth!"
>Quiet girl yells "They aren't those kind of balls, buddy!"
> Teacher has to pause the game 'cause he can't stop laughing

Never even heard her voice before then
#62 - harryblazer (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>in high school
>friendly with really quite, shy kid
>loud, fat bitch in class
>no fat and sameful. but thinks she's fucking rooney mara or some shit
>always complains about everything, just to get a rise out of the teacher
>one day shy kid forgets lunch, so I give him a candy bar
>now when he shoots up the school im a friend, NOT A TARGET
>fat bitch sees him putting in his bag
>bitch goes off likes theres a 2 for 1 special at baskin robbins
>"omg! this freak gets a snack, why cant i have one! this is so unfair, im gonna eat when i feel like" bla bla bullshit
>teacher says hes not eating it, hes saving it. and she cant to eat during class
>" I will if I feel like it ! i need to keep healthy for feild hockey, im the pitcture of what a feild hockey player should be
>quiet kid looks up
"well that must be one hell of a wide frame"
>bitch is laughed at for the rest of the day
>gets "most well rounded" in the yearbook
>everyones face when
#108 - peacetrooper (12/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>9th grade
>school had a secluded corner where there were sofas and shit for students to chill
>going to math class, alone in the halls
>go up there and sit in one of the sofas a little bit
>fall asleep
>woken up by sound of high heels violently stomping through the halls and my math teacher yelling "WHERE IS ANON"
>oh shit son
>when she's gone through the hall I haul ass to the classroom and get in my seat
>she gets back and asks where the hell i've been
>say i've been here the whole time and classmates support that theory
>mfw teacher bursting with suppressed rage
#101 - climatus (12/06/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>be in 7th grade American History class   
>Teacher is very non-emotional, never shows any expression at all (i mean fucking never)   
>learning about Lewis and Clark Expedition and shit   
>Teacher tells us about when Lewis and Clark met Sacajawea   
>Kid in class says fairly loudly, "and then Lewis and Clark explored her"   
>Teacher laughed   
>Whole class's face when   
>great day
>be in 7th grade American History class
>Teacher is very non-emotional, never shows any expression at all (i mean fucking never)
>learning about Lewis and Clark Expedition and shit
>Teacher tells us about when Lewis and Clark met Sacajawea
>Kid in class says fairly loudly, "and then Lewis and Clark explored her"
>Teacher laughed
>Whole class's face when
>great day
#87 - anonymous (12/06/2012) [-]
>Be me
> Walking down the hallway in school one day
>Hallway is super crowded
>See a bunch of jocks handing out flyers for a "Dodgeball Tournament"
>Short quiet kid with long hair walks by
>He gets picked on a lot
>Super tall Jock goes right up to him with a flyer
>Kid declines politely
>Jock says "That's right, you don't play dodgeball! You have long hair!"
>(what the fuck does that even mean)
>Jock and his friends laugh at the kid
>Kid punches him in the stomach and shoves him into his own locker as hard as he can
>Jock says nothing
>Kid walks into class and everyone gives him high five's
#42 - tylersauraus (12/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>be me   
>sitting in class listening to other rambling on   
>teacher comes in and talks for a bit   
>not listening   
>guys start kissing up to biggest slut in class   
>one quiet kid pipes up   
>says they "don't need to kiss a hookers ass to get attention"   
>they start bashing on him   
>I get sick of their shit   
>tell them "hookers get PAID for sex"   
>she runs outta class crying   
>highfive from quiet kid and teacher   
EVERYONESFACEWHEN
>be me
>sitting in class listening to other rambling on
>teacher comes in and talks for a bit
>not listening
>guys start kissing up to biggest slut in class
>one quiet kid pipes up
>says they "don't need to kiss a hookers ass to get attention"
>they start bashing on him
>I get sick of their shit
>tell them "hookers get PAID for sex"
>she runs outta class crying
>highfive from quiet kid and teacher
EVERYONESFACEWHEN
#30 - netic (12/06/2012) [-]
Rest of class, right after.
Rest of class, right after.
User avatar #3 - TarnRazor (12/06/2012) [+] (9 replies)
>Biology class
>Hurricane Katrina

Seems legit
#23 to #3 - flashbuscus (12/06/2012) [-]
>Implying people never talk about off topic things in class
>Implying people never talk about off topic things in class
#67 - anonymous (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
> Be in Social class
> Lots of friends in the class, rad as fuck
> 2 of the biggest attention (and actual) whores in the school sit on the other side of the room
> Teacher talking about groups (Clubs, Sports w/e)
> Asks me if i'm in any groups
> Since I make alot of racist jokes, my friends are poking me whispering "Say you're a nazi."
> Shout way louder then planned " I'm not gonna say im a fuckin nazi!"
> Whores start freaking out on the other side of the room
> One asks me if im in the KKK
>ThatRustledMyJimmies.jpg
> Say id have no other use for my white sheets if I wasnt
>Whore freaks out, other whore starts claiming she's jewish (who also claimed she was adopted when I made jokes about that, and various other things... basically lying to make an argument)
> Friends start laughing at whores, I start laughing at whores, class starts laughing at whores.
> They take off crying
> I win, bitch.
#70 to #67 - schitzopsycho (12/06/2012) [-]
MFW Forgot to log in.
User avatar #26 - archmagistersparkl (12/06/2012) [-]
One time in English we were studying Othello. My teacher asked us if we would want to know if our loved one was cheating on us. Suddenly the quite kid in the back chirps in. "Ya. you wouldn't want to be kissing her with some other guys dick on her breath." The whole class was rolling on the floor for the next 10 minutes, even the teacher. It's always the quite ones.
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