Biology Class. . edit Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane Katrina. My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects of th
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Today in my biology class we were
talking about hurricane Katrina. My
teacher asked this really slutty girl
what some of the effects of the
hurricane were and she replied,
well everything got all wet and
dirty." Suddenly the quietest guy in
class looks up and goes, "Kate, no
one asked about your weekend.
...
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#192 - TheSammichMan (12/11/2012) [-]
In my biology class my teacher asked "What is one thing we find in cells?" Apparently a black man was an incorrect answer. MFW
#173 - anonymous (12/07/2012) [-]
I'm taking an 8AM Economics class.. For the most part, it's just the teacher rambling and randomly picking students to answer questions which usually is just silence until the teacher decides to answer it for them.

One day, teacher was talking about companies and who they look to when they want to predict how the economy will be in the coming years.. Teacher asks this one Arabic kid, "Ahmed, who do you think American companies believe have the right qualifications and trust to predict what the economy will be like in a few years?" He said "Gypsies."
Same dude a while later was in class.. teacher was ranting about some incident from 1864, kid raised his hand and asked the teacher if he was born that year.
He's the only reason I go to that class because he always said weird **** ... Sadly he stopped making remarks after the teacher was talking about the way certain countries like to do things, and asked one of the Swedish girls how they like to do it, she goes to answer but that Arabic dude cut her off and shouted ' *********** .. teacher just said 'get out' and he just kinda shrugged and left.

Now it's back to being boring again.
#170 - chaoticlaw (12/07/2012) [-]
>Be me, quiet and shy
>In R.O.T.C.
>I'm supposed to march a squad
>Everybody's screwing around, except quiet girl in corner
>I get angry, start screaming
>"IF YOU ********* DON'T GET IN FORMATION, YOU'RE GONNA BE PUSHING THE FLOOR TILL YOU PISS BLOOD"
>Everyone gets quiet
>Quiet girl starts yelling
>"YOU HEARD THE MAN, GET IN FORMATION, NOW!
>We march

Me and her talk to this day. I think I might be in love.


User avatar #185 to #170 - EventHorizon (12/07/2012) [-]
Yyyeahhh except that squad leaders are not drill sarges and aren't supposed to act as such, and unless you're at VMI or the Citadel none of the cadets are going to respect anyone that talks to them like that. That hollywood **** never works in an actual unit.
#172 to #170 - xxpathofpainxx (12/07/2012) [-]
My face if I see you.
#174 to #172 - chaoticlaw (12/07/2012) [-]
Meh, might as well, before some jackass gets her.
#176 to #175 - chaoticlaw (12/07/2012) [-]
I'll let you know how it goes.
#177 to #176 - xxpathofpainxx (12/07/2012) [-]
I look forward to it, bud.
I look forward to it, bud.
#187 to #177 - chaoticlaw (12/07/2012) [-]
We're going to eat at Miyako's tonight, then watch Red Dawn at the MoviePlex, and she's decided to stay over for the weekend. I might get laid this weekend.   
   
All of this because of you.    
   
Thank you.
We're going to eat at Miyako's tonight, then watch Red Dawn at the MoviePlex, and she's decided to stay over for the weekend. I might get laid this weekend.

All of this because of you.

Thank you.
#189 to #187 - saxong (12/09/2012) [-]
Now you've got me intrigued, I really want to know how this goes for you, hoping for the best!
#188 to #187 - xxpathofpainxx (12/07/2012) [-]
as an iconic condom company's logo says: My pleasure.   
   
Also remember one thing: ease into it.   
   
if you know what I mean
as an iconic condom company's logo says: My pleasure.

Also remember one thing: ease into it.

if you know what I mean
#163 - jmanispimping (12/07/2012) [-]
>Be me   
>7th grade   
>hanging out with friends outside with the remaining time of lunch.    
>see your friend start getting choked by 8th grader.   
> See friend flip 8th grader over back and punch him the 						****					 out with two punches   
> Never hang out with that guy again because of fear.
>Be me
>7th grade
>hanging out with friends outside with the remaining time of lunch.
>see your friend start getting choked by 8th grader.
> See friend flip 8th grader over back and punch him the **** out with two punches
> Never hang out with that guy again because of fear.
#160 - chubberbrother (12/07/2012) [-]
What does Katrina have to do with biology? I'm not saying it isn't true, I had to write a two page paper on how a painting resembled a cell. I was just wondering.
What does Katrina have to do with biology? I'm not saying it isn't true, I had to write a two page paper on how a painting resembled a cell. I was just wondering.
User avatar #164 to #160 - jmanispimping (12/07/2012) [-]
Possibly just a conversation after the assignment for the day? I have had teacher's like this before.
#150 - anonymous (12/07/2012) [-]
I'd be that guy lolol
#190 to #150 - iphoneguy ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
It feels good to be able to use my own gif for you
It feels good to be able to use my own gif for you
User avatar #154 to #150 - speshulist (12/07/2012) [-]
That's cool anon.
#149 - hiddlesworth (12/07/2012) [-]
SUP BRO?
#155 to #149 - hiddlesworth (12/07/2012) [-]
DON'T LOOK UP MY USERNAME.
#146 - respectmyauthority (12/07/2012) [-]
zzzzzzzzzing
zzzzzzzzzing
User avatar #145 - supersqueegee (12/07/2012) [-]
>Bio Class
>Midterm
>Turtles fighting violently in the tank
>Teacher hops up on big lab table
>Picks up one turtle which has another turtle latching on to it
>Punches the latching turtle
>Turtle blood everywhere from the turtles fighting together
>It's okay. The turtle who got punched let go of the other turtle and went safely back into the tank.

Best midterm ever

Conclusion: Turtle punching is okay.
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#134 - herefortheporno (12/07/2012) [-]
I love these comments. <3

>In school, freshman year
>Ditzy ****** are all talking about dogs
>"Like, oh my God, I love dogs. I would like...marry one."
>"LOL (she actually said L-O-L) Britney, well you already did half the guys in the school."
>"Ohhhh myyyy gaaaawwd, I am SOOOOOO not into necrophilia. Ew."
>mfw
#131 - theroflcer (12/07/2012) [-]
Applause to the quietest guy (Whatever his name is)
Applause to the quietest guy (Whatever his name is)
User avatar #130 - thelordofrepost (12/07/2012) [-]
> In social studies
>Stupid ****** asks why on a map of ancient Asia there is only one Korea
> Teacher explains
>raise my hand
> Teacher isn't that false because Kim Jong Un created Best Korea and America created false Korea?
>Teacher makes me read a history of Korea
So worth it
#127 - iamzombie (12/07/2012) [-]
>Be me in 8th grade
>Went to black school
>had a mexican friend named Yessten
>One day he walks into the cafeteria
>Me and my friends Chance and Devon in the nacho line
>Yessten walks up towards us and get the biggest plate of nachos
>Me and my friends laugh like ****
>Then everyone laughs
>Yessten throws his plate on the ground and walks away
>I yell at him "THE HARD-HAT'S A SPY"
>Be me now in high school
>Yessten walks to me and my friends with a paper mask of a Scout
>lolwut
>Today was a good day
pic unrelated
inb4 sudden spiderman thread
#123 - harbingerwolf (12/07/2012) [-]
>Be me in new college class
>Making ****** banking/wanking puns between friends
>Hottestblondearrives.jpg
>Ask us whats so funny about banking
>No time to explain in class, accidentally say "I'll have to show you later"
>Whole class laughs and explains to her
>She smiles and says she looks forward to it
>MFW i realised i accidentally asked the hottest girl in the class if she wanted to ********** with me only to have her leave the course soon afterward
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#111 - anonymous (12/07/2012) [-]
>Be a Sophomore in high school biology class.
>Walls of the classroom are covered in taxidermy.
>Bitchy, attention-seeking girl who always tries to impress everyone speaks up one day in class.
>"Um, I don't appreciate seeing all these animal heads on the wall."
>Teacher looks directly at her and says, "But you see one every day when you look in the mirror."
>Everyone in class laughs.
>Unfortunately, bitchy girl continues being an attention whore throughout the remainder of the year.
#108 - peacetrooper (12/07/2012) [-]
>9th grade
>school had a secluded corner where there were sofas and **** for students to chill
>going to math class, alone in the halls
>go up there and sit in one of the sofas a little bit
>fall asleep
>woken up by sound of high heels violently stomping through the halls and my math teacher yelling "WHERE IS ANON"
>oh **** son
>when she's gone through the hall I haul ass to the classroom and get in my seat
>she gets back and asks where the hell i've been
>say i've been here the whole time and classmates support that theory
>mfw teacher bursting with suppressed rage
User avatar #167 to #108 - drfreeman ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
Why would a teacher care that much to run down the hall looking for you o.o All of my teachers would just mark me absent.. or even if they knew i was skipping class or whatever it may be.. they would just confront me later or do nothing..
#101 - climatus (12/06/2012) [-]
&gt;be in 7th grade American History class   
&gt;Teacher is very non-emotional, never shows any expression at all (i mean 						*******					 never)   
&gt;learning about Lewis and Clark Expedition and 						****					   
&gt;Teacher tells us about when Lewis and Clark met Sacajawea   
&gt;Kid in class says fairly loudly, &quot;and then Lewis and Clark explored her&quot;   
&gt;Teacher laughed   
&gt;Whole class's face when   
&gt;great day
>be in 7th grade American History class
>Teacher is very non-emotional, never shows any expression at all (i mean ******* never)
>learning about Lewis and Clark Expedition and ****
>Teacher tells us about when Lewis and Clark met Sacajawea
>Kid in class says fairly loudly, "and then Lewis and Clark explored her"
>Teacher laughed
>Whole class's face when
>great day
#147 to #101 - anonymous (12/07/2012) [-]
Not funny. She was like 16, and was forced to marry an abusive Frenchman in his 40s by the tribe that kidnapped her as a ******* . She then had to bring her newborn on the expedition when her husband got them hired for the expedition. Actually, it's clear from the journals that she was far more respected than her "husband." At one point, the dumbass almost knocked over a boat, loosing countless notes, supplies, and artifacts. While he continued to be a useless ******** until one of the men threatened to kill him unless he grabbed the rudder, Lewis and Clark were busy (Lewis was extremely impulsive, and had tried to jump in to save what had been lost. Clark realized the water was too fast, and Lewis would drown, and was forcibly holding him back). Meanwhile, Sacajawea was collecting the smaller items she could reach, and bringing them back on board. This was only one of the moments she shows her impressive mettle and bravery on the expedition. Sadly, she died a few years after the expedition.
#161 to #147 - anonymous (12/07/2012) [-]
It was a joke, anon. Calm your hairy tits.
#178 to #161 - anonymous (12/07/2012) [-]
It was three dogs. They attacked a suicide bomber that snuck onto the barracks. One dog died in the explosion. The other two were adopted by soldiers and brought to the US. Look up, Sasha, Target, and Rufus. My question is, how did a bomber sneak onto barracks? Does that happen often?
#179 to #178 - landcfan (12/07/2012) [-]
God dammit! I'm the anon who objected. Just made an account. That dog thing was supposed to be on a different page, where it wouldn't let me post. I had put both my reply here and for the other one in a Word file, since anons can only post once an hour, and I didn't want to type them again. And I guess anons can't delete comments. THIS is what I meant:

An unoriginal joke about two men in their 30s gangraping a teenager. Sorry, the Lewis and Clark expedition is kinda my thing. Lewis was my cousin, and my middle name is, in fact, Lewis. I have done research on them for the majority of my life, and I have great respect for Sacajawea. I have also done research about what happened to her tribe, and have even been in contact with a member of her tribe about their struggles with tribal recognition and their hope of getting a small piece of land in their original territory, which was taken in the 1900s. But that's a whole 'nother can of worms...

Also, I tried to make the latter part of the post amusing at least. She was a BAMF. There were actually all sorts of bizarre, interesting, and funny things in the journals. Did you know Lewis threw a puppy at someone? And that he was shot in the ass by one of his own men (that's what happens when you go hunting dressed in buckskins with a guy with only one eye...)? Or that at one point, a bison calf followed him around like he was its mother until his dog frightened it away? Or that when some Indians stole the dog, he threatened to burn down their village? Or that it was Lewis’s job to treat the STDs his men got from the natives? Or that the expedition suffered from chronic constipation due to an almost exclusively carnivorous diet, which they treated with mercury? Trust me, there are plenty of things to joke about regarding the Lewis and Clark expedition that actually happened, instead of picking on an innocent girl.
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