Rude. .... ILLUSTRATED FML Br awn ALICE THAN. . Ctom. If it bleeds, we can kill it. FML
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#2 - breakfastlunch (12/06/2012) [-]
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
User avatar #10 to #2 - anonymousditto (12/06/2012) [-]
********** , brbr watching this again

for those who haven't seen this masterpiece www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlicWUDf5MM
User avatar #91 to #10 - apronboobsface (12/06/2012) [-]
Stop shaving, you don't have a beard
User avatar #129 to #91 - anonymousditto (12/07/2012) [-]
Thank you! i was starting to think no one was gonna reply that, haha
User avatar #11 to #2 - anonymousditto (12/06/2012) [-]
2 or 3 men out there at the most, am i the only one who's awake? I don't believe in goblins or ghosts, ******* period, give me a break!
User avatar #31 - jesuslovessheep (12/06/2012) [-]
My name isn't Dylan.
User avatar #69 to #31 - fjaddictftw (12/06/2012) [-]
Omg mine isn't either!
User avatar #35 to #31 - onkii (12/06/2012) [-]
wow what a coincidence! me too!
User avatar #37 to #35 - jesuslovessheep (12/06/2012) [-]
That's so weird! What are the odds?
#58 - josieabby (12/06/2012) [-]
The title.
The title.
#15 - dameush (12/06/2012) [-]
**dameush rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Kids say the darndest things... ** MFW my name is Dylan
#16 to #15 - dameush (12/06/2012) [-]
.hmmmmm
User avatar #94 to #15 - boydaranga (12/07/2012) [-]
your face is a book, sir.
#20 to #15 - dylandiekunst (12/06/2012) [-]
We have the same name, i suggest intercourse
We have the same name, i suggest intercourse
User avatar #44 to #20 - dyldoemackinson ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
Hello, for I am also one of the Dylans.



UNITE.
#116 to #44 - diggytits (12/07/2012) [-]
As am I. Any of you named after Bob Dylan?
As am I. Any of you named after Bob Dylan?
#123 to #116 - dameush (12/07/2012) [-]
yes and Dylan Thomas
User avatar #25 to #20 - syndromes (12/06/2012) [-]
Wouldn't tap that. Maybe if drunk.
User avatar #48 to #25 - EjaculationMan (12/06/2012) [-]
why? are you gay when you're sober?
User avatar #40 to #25 - ihatem (12/06/2012) [-]
And a few years older
#122 to #20 - dameush (12/07/2012) [-]
If only you looked like the chick in the gif
#57 - atangytaco (12/06/2012) [-]
Come on? A romantic getaway on the beach...Come here, No where else better!
Come on? A romantic getaway on the beach...Come here, No where else better!
User avatar #119 to #57 - rhevol (12/07/2012) [-]
source?
User avatar #76 to #57 - commontroll (12/06/2012) [-]
I'm confused... are there spiders in the jar?
User avatar #100 to #76 - sladee (12/07/2012) [-]
yup
User avatar #102 to #100 - commontroll (12/07/2012) [-]
Oh okay. That's not too bad.
#98 - skinless (12/07/2012) [-]
according to this thread, everyone's 			******		 a chick on her period and enjoys seeing blood on there dick except me.
according to this thread, everyone's ****** a chick on her period and enjoys seeing blood on there dick except me.
User avatar #99 to #98 - jdoggpwns (12/07/2012) [-]
just the thought of that...just makes me feel....dirty...
#120 to #98 - anon (12/07/2012) [-]
i've rarely had blood on my penis, but that's because my gf uses tissues to catch any leaky fluids before she gets off.
User avatar #5 - ferrdn (12/06/2012) [-]
happened once to me... didn't stop me
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#6 to #5 - perfectionx (12/06/2012) [-]
You let a dude **** you while your vagina was bleeding?
User avatar #8 to #6 - ferrdn (12/06/2012) [-]
and then i licked him clean
#9 to #8 - perfectionx (12/06/2012) [-]
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User avatar #13 to #9 - reican (12/06/2012) [-]
Like a real man would
#23 to #8 - dwarfman (12/06/2012) [-]
Proceed.
User avatar #45 to #8 - ovehnine (12/06/2012) [-]
that one made my butthole pucker.
#42 to #8 - littlenish (12/06/2012) [-]
I masturbated to the Ninja Turtles jacking off on a pizza. This only makes my current erection even harder.
I masturbated to the Ninja Turtles jacking off on a pizza. This only makes my current erection even harder.
User avatar #104 to #42 - elcreepo (12/07/2012) [-]
Today masturbated to a chick being held down and getting a knife stabbed up her pussy (completely faked, but still hot as **** .)

This did not help my raging horniness. And supper is in an hour...
User avatar #117 to #104 - suikerpapa (12/07/2012) [-]
snuff is ****** up
#108 to #104 - xnotcreative (12/07/2012) [-]
Get help.
User avatar #110 to #108 - elcreepo (12/07/2012) [-]
Nah. I'm a masochist, but I like watching sadism.
User avatar #63 to #42 - ChristopherLloyd (12/06/2012) [-]
pizza time?
User avatar #30 to #8 - ICEDgrunge (12/06/2012) [-]
You're more brutal than Rambo
#53 - AustenAnarchy (12/06/2012) [-]
Is that not anyone else's fetish? After I pull out and her blood is on my dick, I feel like I had just slain a dragon with my cock.

mfw
#79 to #53 - analbreach (12/06/2012) [-]
But then it turns out you just did one of the grossest deeds on the list of **** that's gross.
User avatar #83 to #79 - AustenAnarchy (12/06/2012) [-]
What's gross about it? Everyone bleeds. You shouldn't care about her bleeding on you if you actually love your girlfriend the way I love mine.
#84 to #83 - analbreach (12/06/2012) [-]
Fine, I'll leave you to your desires and meant no offense. It's just my general opinion on the matter. It's not really the blood that gets to me, it's what causes it. Thinking about it just kinda urks me. Pic unrelated
User avatar #87 to #84 - AustenAnarchy (12/06/2012) [-]
I understand and respect your opinion.
User avatar #89 to #53 - tikledpikle (12/06/2012) [-]
me and my ex used to have sex with her tampon still in. holy **** , it feels great.
#90 to #89 - AustenAnarchy (12/06/2012) [-]
I have a feeling that at the pace mine and I normally have sex, I'd get dickburn.
User avatar #92 to #90 - tikledpikle (12/06/2012) [-]
actually, you won't. me and my ex were really rough, and i never got dick burn. it's also fun when you go diggin the tampon out afterwards, she'll come buckets.
User avatar #109 to #89 - jesusfrankenstein (12/07/2012) [-]
.... Question. How did she get the tampon back out?
User avatar #111 to #109 - tikledpikle (12/07/2012) [-]
i would dig it out for her. she enjoyed the **** out of it.
User avatar #112 to #111 - jesusfrankenstein (12/07/2012) [-]
Gross. I think you're just making **** up to **** with people.
User avatar #113 to #112 - tikledpikle (12/07/2012) [-]
i'm not. me and my ex are freaks when it comes to sex. she was the first woman i dated that i had sex with while she was on her period. we were drunk when we first did it while she still had her tampon in.
#17 - SadBunny (12/06/2012) [-]
My girlfriend is fine with doing it on her period....

Usually, we just do it in the shower, since we normally make a big bloody mess anyways.
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User avatar #36 to #26 - onkii (12/06/2012) [-]
you only ovulate one egg every month, the blood you are seeing is the uteran lining. not eggs.
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User avatar #29 to #26 - ICEDgrunge (12/06/2012) [-]
I can't tell you enough how much I wish I never saw your comment.
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User avatar #49 to #32 - ironsoul ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
actually, a human egg is about the size of... appropriately enough, no pun intended, a period (like the one following this sentence).
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User avatar #81 to #34 - fjaddictftw (12/06/2012) [-]
Only one is released...
User avatar #33 to #32 - asthmetheus (12/06/2012) [-]
Eggs are the size of the tip of a pen, the largest single cell.
#80 to #26 - fjaddictftw (12/06/2012) [-]
You wouldn't be able to see an egg in the shower. You usually don't even know when you release the egg during your period. Only one is released during our cycle and they are approximately the size of a single grain of sand. Therefore, your argument is invalid.
User avatar #19 to #17 - greatboobya (12/06/2012) [-]
That is an interesting bit of information.
User avatar #39 to #17 - slappythehand (12/06/2012) [-]
Now the question is, do you still pull out or go in her?
User avatar #73 to #39 - SadBunny (12/06/2012) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #24 to #17 - jinjo (12/06/2012) [-]
My girlfriend wants me to... but I just.. can't :/

but she's getting this form of birth control that just stops her period altogether for like 4 months at a time.
User avatar #97 - carrotjezz (12/07/2012) [-]
Anal
#77 - yukarma (12/06/2012) [-]
YOU LIVE IN ENGLAND??
YOU LIVE IN ENGLAND??
#54 - jakeattack (12/06/2012) [-]
actually if you can get past the fact that its gross then good time as you wont need a condom if shes on her period. well still a slight chance of her getting pregnant. but anyway stick it in he ass or if all else fails. BITCH CAN STILL SUCK THE DICK
User avatar #59 to #54 - batmansgirlfriend (12/06/2012) [-]
If a women is on her period she isn't fertile.
#64 to #59 - anon (12/06/2012) [-]
There is a very small percent chance that the egg is still sticking to the membrane.
Trust me, I would know
That's how i was made
#61 to #59 - jakeattack (12/06/2012) [-]
thats the point i was trying to make. but with humans, nothing is 100% safe. theres a chance the sperm could live in for a few days while an egg is released maybe a bit early but i wouldn't be worried. still crazier **** has happend
User avatar #72 to #61 - Fgner (12/06/2012) [-]
Sperm only live for about 5 days, 7 days is a pretty much max limit. Women ovulate around the 14th day after their period ends. Unless she's having a major irregularity, we're good. So for a week after the period, condoms are generally unnecessary. As well, the egg usually only lives around 48 hours after it's released. So after the 21st day (to be safe) it's infertile times again!
User avatar #118 to #72 - Biomortia (12/07/2012) [-]
An average woman ovulates about 6 - 9 days after her period, not 14, if that were the case the Luteal phase would over-lap the ischemic phase and so on, as the cycles only last about 27- 28 days, everything is usually pretty precise and must fit in that time period or else women wouldn't have their periods every month around the same time.
User avatar #121 to #118 - Fgner (12/07/2012) [-]
...Well **** your **** too....

Just kidding I love you. My knowledge is kind of limited because I learned in health class and don't care to learn beyond that.
#124 to #121 - jakeattack (12/07/2012) [-]
well thank both of you i didnt remember the specifics. now i wont worry but hell there are super weird irregularities like a girl i dated had 2 periods a month. sounded horrible.
User avatar #125 to #124 - Fgner (12/07/2012) [-]
A girl I know had her period once every 3 ~ 12 months. And it was black and green.
#126 to #125 - jakeattack (12/07/2012) [-]
oh god black and green? what the actual **** is that then? sure as hell aint blood and no clue how bile would be there so. shes an alien. least its less offten
#127 to #126 - Fgner (12/07/2012) [-]
I have no ******* idea. I have no ******* clue why she told me either. Just one day:
> "I Don't feel good?"
> "Aw, I'm sorry, what's wrong?"
> She tells me
> "..."
< MFW
#128 to #127 - jakeattack (12/07/2012) [-]
oh god i would have ******* burned her cunt off or some **** like that. that **** is nasty!!
#12 - hetmartino (12/06/2012) [-]
A true sailor isn't afraid of the red sea
#18 - cakelol (12/06/2012) [-]
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User avatar #107 to #106 - randybutternub (12/07/2012) [-]
I raised my rod and I split the red sea
#71 - galkawhm (12/06/2012) [-]
I'm gay and will never have to deal with this.

Pic unrelated
#50 - dwarfman (12/06/2012) [-]
I fail to see why this is a bad thing.
#70 to #50 - DerpScout (12/06/2012) [-]
Neither do I.
#52 - slurpeesurprise (12/06/2012) [-]
**slurpeesurprise rolled a random image posted in comment #1725858 at Item Discussion ** OP is faggot denying the pussy like a bitch!
User avatar #74 to #52 - rhiaanor ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
I hate that mission...
#7 - drmcninja (12/06/2012) [-]
I'm not spending a perfectly good weekend alone in a house with a girl on her period. I don't want to die.
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