tips. .. To find a lost screw, turn off the lights and use a flashlight. Thanks, OP.
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#26 - poptartans (12/06/2012) [-]
The trick to not cry when cutting onions, is not to get emotionally attached to them
User avatar #57 to #54 - Saint (12/06/2012) [-]
Looking at you, America!
User avatar #111 to #57 - littlenish (12/06/2012) [-]
Which America?
#45 - boldham (12/06/2012) [-]
To find a lost screw, turn off the lights and use a flashlight.

Thanks, OP.
#95 to #45 - chrystof (12/06/2012) [-]
Well, you did find it afterall
Well, you did find it afterall
User avatar #86 to #45 - dikslapping (12/06/2012) [-]
So, you have a shoe on the right foot and a nail in your left foot With the shoe off.


You was either walking with one shoe on or you managed to get the shoe off with the nail in your foot. Or you could be just holding the nail in-between your toes.
User avatar #49 to #45 - giblets (12/06/2012) [-]
WHY
User avatar #47 to #45 - bitchplzzz (12/06/2012) [-]
This kills the foot.
#30 - masterfluffydubs (12/06/2012) [-]
I tried it with newspaper...
#76 to #30 - mangusta (12/06/2012) [-]
It a old method my grandma uses... the windows become so spotless that she put little pieces of paper so people know there is a window.

THAT SAID SHE IS A GRANDMA! She wield the magic of amazing food and the cleanest of houses... i tried once with the newspaper did not see any difference, guess there is a secret technique.
User avatar #50 to #30 - SirFail (12/06/2012) [-]
You tried something from the internet at home? You deserved your misfortune :P
#71 - dahk (12/06/2012) [-]
WHERES THE CHAPSTIICCCKKKKKK
#85 - ohgodwaitimatheist (12/06/2012) [-]
> Clean with newspaper so there will be no streaks   
> The horizontal/vertical thing   
> Trying to do both
> Clean with newspaper so there will be no streaks
> The horizontal/vertical thing
> Trying to do both
User avatar #105 to #85 - karson (12/06/2012) [-]
the newspaper thing does work.
User avatar #107 to #85 - littlenish (12/06/2012) [-]
You can actually polish your car with some wet newspapers.
#11 - ehzio (12/06/2012) [-]
If you want to stop bleeding from a razor cut, apply deodorant on it. Most deodorant have aluminum chloride, which acts as a hemostatic agent, causing blood clots to foam almost immediately.
User avatar #22 to #11 - AnonsForSure (12/06/2012) [-]
Most deodorants, however, have alcohol in them, too...
#24 to #22 - HEYGUYS (12/06/2012) [-]
okay then it disinfects, whys that a bad thing?
User avatar #27 to #24 - AnonsForSure (12/06/2012) [-]
It's not a bad thing, it just hurts like hell.
User avatar #38 to #27 - ehzio (12/06/2012) [-]
Razor cuts are small and thin, a little alcohol wouldn't hurt that bad
User avatar #36 - User (12/06/2012) [-]
I better get a lot of funny T-shirts.
User avatar #15 - landartheconqueror (12/06/2012) [-]
okay, i just have to ask one thing:
why a duck? and not a significant picture of a duck. just... a duck... sitting there.
User avatar #40 to #15 - spidermanrapeskids (12/06/2012) [-]
Actual Advice Mallard.
It's an advice animal.
User avatar #89 to #15 - waaw (12/06/2012) [-]
Because Reddit said so
User avatar #21 to #15 - toastableduckling (12/06/2012) [-]
Because ducks are cool.
User avatar #55 to #21 - landartheconqueror (12/06/2012) [-]
i like your answer more
#20 - matthamsnine ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
To expand on the Ctrl + enter one:
Shift +enter = .net
Ctrl + shift + enter = .org
adding alt to any of these combos will also open the page on a new tab.
#59 to #20 - jimjamthebigman (12/06/2012) [-]
I use Chrome. Like a normal person.
This tip is void.
#118 to #59 - matthamsnine ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
Oh im sorry that you fall into the 30% of people who use chrome. Next time ill make sure I only post tips the minority can use.
#92 - John Cena (12/06/2012) [-]
last one is wrong. the first one is the most clean one and the last one is the most dirty one becuase most of the people want to **** alone and go as far back as they can, because everyone thinks the people choose he first one.
#39 - fuckyosixtyminutes (12/06/2012) [-]
Why is it a duck?
User avatar #63 to #39 - mcderfenschmirt (12/06/2012) [-]
Because ducks are smart as **** .
#103 - lasmamoe (12/06/2012) [-]
The onion one only works when your onion is not a heartless bitch
User avatar #67 - noopinion (12/06/2012) [-]
Make bug bites stop itching

WITH A BANANA PEEL
#101 to #67 - lasmamoe (12/06/2012) [-]
Order one now for just 19.99$
#34 - slax (12/06/2012) [-]
theres no way after a night of drinking that i can drink that much water..
User avatar #102 to #34 - lasmamoe (12/06/2012) [-]
You dont drink the water afterwards.. that would be difficult.

You drink a glass of water after every drink you have.
User avatar #19 - hagletrough ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
I thought USBs already have the icon on the side facing up....
User avatar #33 to #19 - viscerys (12/06/2012) [-]
In general, they have little bumps on the top side.
User avatar #18 - fcukyourcouch (12/06/2012) [-]
That bathroom one isn't right. The first bathroom stall is usually the cleanest.
#44 to #18 - John Cena (12/06/2012) [-]
It really depends on the place. They probably said that because people tend to either take the last or first one leaving the middle ones the least used.
User avatar #23 - cnyeguy (12/06/2012) [-]
Drinking a glass of water for every alcoholic drink... You may piss the bed, but you won't have a hang-over!!
#75 - creepingorion (12/06/2012) [-]
I tried wearing a funny shirt, but ended up stripping naked, attaching my dick to my classroom's ceiling fan, and raining 			****		 down on my classmates like a dragon would burn peasants. Which step did I miss?
I tried wearing a funny shirt, but ended up stripping naked, attaching my dick to my classroom's ceiling fan, and raining **** down on my classmates like a dragon would burn peasants. Which step did I miss?
User avatar #81 to #75 - nweb (12/06/2012) [-]
I don't see anything wrong with this at all, I think you did just fine
User avatar #82 to #75 - oogaman (12/06/2012) [-]
Sounds like you got them all to me.
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