Mario?. friend post this on facebook so i took it an made it better.. Ml. GUYS SHOULD Lailii WON coutn Eat mushrooms, grab coins, bitches How was your day
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User avatar #3 - baconface (12/06/2012) [-]
Mario is an Italian guy that speaks English who is made by Japanese people, runs like a black man, jumps like a mexican, and steals coins like a jew.
User avatar #7 to #3 - foxythekid (12/06/2012) [-]
I think you mixed two of those up
User avatar #15 to #3 - Seventeen (12/06/2012) [-]
he's one of those queerosexuals!
User avatar #8 to #3 - allshadesofwhite (12/06/2012) [-]
and was based off of a russian
#5 - traveltech (12/06/2012) [-]
Don't forget wear an awesome tanooki suit
#16 - manirock ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
Soooo basically you're trying to tell me that I need to jump on more turtles?
Soooo basically you're trying to tell me that I need to jump on more turtles?
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#14 to #13 - neoexdeath ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
Hello, this is EFG Security LLC.

...Princess kidnapped? By what?

Giantass turtle monster? I'm terribly sorry, only tortoises are covered by the basic plan...The best we can do is send this fat Italian dude and his brother once they finish clearing out the ******* ...I...had taco bell for lunch, alright?
#6 - deletedmyaccount (12/06/2012) [-]
Maybe girls should learn from Super Princess Peach and get off their asses and stop getting ******* kidnapped by Bowser.

Okay. I lost my analogy, but I stand by what I said.
#19 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (12/06/2012) [-]
I do that all the time. Minus the bitches of course.
I do that all the time. Minus the bitches of course.
User avatar #12 - zombiemanic (12/06/2012) [-]
Why this isnt on front page is beyond me, but ******* hilarious imo
User avatar #9 - raquelian (12/06/2012) [-]
touch feathers, and fly
touch flowers, and burn ****
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User avatar #17 - yunoknow (12/06/2012) [-]
to my knowledge, some monster ****** his bitch
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#2 - iwantfun ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
Eat mushrooms, get coins, TRY to get aid, but fail every time
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