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A snail can sleep for three years
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match
Our eyes are always the same size fro birth,
but our nose and marsrover stop growing
It' s illegal to drink beer out: of a bucket
while you' re sitting on a curb in . Louis
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User avatar #3 - Viggiator (12/05/2012) [-]
your nose and ear do stop growning.. thats a myth.
User avatar #2 - tragono **User deleted account** (12/05/2012) [-]
WRONG.
Our eyes DO grow. But they stop growing at 12.
User avatar #15 - Harkonnen (12/06/2012) [-]
the eye one is wrong. Why do you think people that need glasses usually don't find out until their teens? because their eyes haven't grown into their final shape yet
User avatar #16 to #15 - bbeasty (12/06/2012) [-]
Was gonna say that.
#25 - justtocomment (12/06/2012) [-]
>Lighter is only older than modern-day friction-ignition matches. Matches date back to ancient China.
>Eyes grow until early childhood.
>Public intoxication is illegal most places.
User avatar #5 - vorigito (12/06/2012) [-]
I thought drinking alcohol on the street was illegal any way you do it.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Snookbone (12/06/2012) [-]
Depends on local byelaws.
#13 to #6 - anon (12/06/2012) [-]
correct. For example, there are no open container laws in New Orleans.
#30 - apollyonyagami (12/06/2012) [-]
In my town it's illegal to rape an unconcious person. ******* laws.
User avatar #21 - darklit (12/06/2012) [-]
Im pretty sure when you die your ears and nose stop growing...
#23 to #21 - Elemental (12/06/2012) [-]
Your eyes do not, just not a whole lot. Babies eyes are smaller than yours by far.
User avatar #1 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
That match lighter is very interesting. Do you have sauce? For some cigars I prefer a torch that adds little to no flavor, and sometimes I like a cedar match to add a woody flavor. For cigarettes I almost always use a lighter, but that match taste is nice on occasion.
User avatar #9 to #1 - Fgner (12/06/2012) [-]
The common match is a very complex thing actually. It's not just a little stick with a sparky at the end, it's a little stick with a unique blend of chemicals that allow it to be stored safely, lit easily, and not go out or run up the length of the stick quickly. The lighter is just a portable oil lantern with some flint n steel.
#18 - I Am Monkey (12/06/2012) [-]
The eye one is wrong. My doctor won't give me laser eye surgery until I'm 21, because that's when your eyes stop growing. (If you got it done before then you'd correct it then they'd go bad again when they grow)
#31 to #18 - negernizze (12/06/2012) [-]
They are the same size but they aren't fully developed before that age..
#37 - fuckingno (12/06/2012) [-]
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User avatar #34 - zombifier (12/06/2012) [-]
WRONG.
Your eyes stop growing/changing in your early 20s (which is why you can't get eye surgery til you're 25, 21 for military)

matches have been around a ******* of time longer than lighters
User avatar #12 - jacklane (12/06/2012) [-]
All of these are actually wrong. INB4 you say "no they're not!" and give some ****** reference... they are.
#36 - anon (12/06/2012) [-]
hahahaha omfg. you can post any facts post here on fj with totally wrong facts, and then get over 1000's of people to believe in it. hahaha this is ****** .
User avatar #33 - phyrexianninja (12/06/2012) [-]
at one point in time in my city's lovely history, there was an unusual rule for running stop signs. if you ran a stop sign, you had the option to pay the fine or donate a unit of blood due to a shortage at the time.
User avatar #29 - AceOfHart (12/06/2012) [-]
Apparently in my town it's illegal to piss on your neighbor
User avatar #32 to #29 - anaphase (12/06/2012) [-]
We're not allowed to have couches on our porches in our shire..
#28 - Benmc (12/06/2012) [-]
Yeah I don't know about the rest but you don't have the same size eyes from birth. As told to me by my friendly neighborhood eye doctor.
User avatar #27 - bearinganhourglass (12/06/2012) [-]
If a baby's eyes were the same size as an adult's eyes, I'd be a little creeped out.
User avatar #24 - foopah (12/06/2012) [-]
So that explains why old peoples ears are ******* enormous.
User avatar #20 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
I would not use the type of lighter you are describing. I use high pressure electric lit torches. I do understand that matches are complex, but it is the wood they are made of that tastes good. The match head has a very offensive taste and should always be burned away before lighting your smoking material.
User avatar #17 - dachief (12/06/2012) [-]
It's also illegal to walk backwards and whistle while eating peanuts during a concert in New York.
User avatar #26 to #17 - americuh (12/06/2012) [-]
it is also illegal to chew gum while farting the alphabet in a public bathroom
#22 to #17 - anon (12/06/2012) [-]
it's illegal to walk backwards, whistle and eat peanuts while shooting orphans in pretty much everywhere
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