Christmas Morning. . u wake up en christmas morning and we downstairs, full of excitement. somebodyy is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is Jesus. "i
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Christmas Morning

u wake up en christmas morning and we downstairs, full of
excitement. somebodyy is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is
Jesus. "its my birthday. not yours" he hisses , then runs
away with all your gifts in his arms
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Submitted: 12/05/2012
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#7 - chuffberry (12/06/2012) [-]
actually, jesus was most likely born in october. christians just changed it to december 25 so it would coincide with the pagan winter solstice holiday, or "yuletide", in the hopes that more pagans would convert to christianity if they could celebrate the same holidays.
User avatar #4 - spoonsnatcher (12/06/2012) [-]
I tried sending you sexy for Christmas but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.....
User avatar #9 to #4 - RequieminMortis (12/06/2012) [-]
It's because you didn't have proper postage.
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User avatar #10 to #1 - thepyras (12/06/2012) [-]
1. That was dumb.
2. Jesus was Jewish.
User avatar #5 to #1 - oimatewtf (12/06/2012) [-]
dude. what?
#11 - royoten (12/06/2012) [-]
**royoten rolled a random image posted in comment #1944009 at MLP Brony Board ** This is what he stole last year
User avatar #8 - TheLastNinja (12/06/2012) [-]
I read "Christmas presents" as Chemistry presents.
On an unrelated topic, I should really stop procrastinating and do my chemistry homework....
#6 - imnotbaisse (12/06/2012) [-]
i crai evertim
#2 - mrmattastic (12/05/2012) [-]
**mrmattastic rolled a random image posted in comment #1935320 at MLP Friendly Board **
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