sounds like a plan. once i wanked in a cave......... November 18 -at IN Anthon - desided gona pay a bunch of actors to turn up at my funeral. Ill have a bunch o facebook
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sounds like a plan. once i wanked in a cave......... November 18 -at IN Anthon - desided gona pay a bunch of actors to turn up at my funeral. Ill have a bunch o

once i wanked in a cave........

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November 18 -at
IN Anthon -
desided gona pay a bunch of actors to turn up at my
funeral.
Ill have a bunch of hot supermodels in their crying.
An old tough army guy going round saying "that crazys o
B saved my life in Budapest"!.
Two russle KGB spys who take a photo in my coffin for
proof that actualy dead and they say " funny comrades
for so long mother russia tryed to kill the great mot
it was Father time who did it in the endl"
And a tribe from south america in full war paint crying tell
people how i saved them during dry season.
My grandkids will be thing the coolest person on the
planet until they find out i used all their inheritance to pay
for it all :)
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#5 - makhan ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #1 - nadastress (12/05/2012) [-]
Nice, but the grammar! Oh the grammar!
User avatar #4 to #1 - kerryman (12/05/2012) [-]
I suffer from a very sexy learning disability.
User avatar #8 to #4 - trollins (12/06/2012) [-]
Sex Lexia
User avatar #16 to #8 - kerryman (12/06/2012) [-]
Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.
#17 to #8 - sometimeswefuck (12/06/2012) [-]
banged a retard? w/e
#30 - ninjabadger (12/06/2012) [-]
You could ask me to come dressed as the reaper. Wouldn't even have to pay me.

I would casually stroll on by, stop and gaze down at the coffin, and check something off a scroll. Then walk by all the other graves.
#81 - gevaudan (12/06/2012) [-]
I'm still doing this.
#90 to #81 - biddo (12/06/2012) [-]
this a million times
#47 - albinotauren (12/06/2012) [-]
MFW description
#37 - roytmustang (12/06/2012) [-]
What's up with everyone and Budapest?
User avatar #44 to #37 - liquidz (12/06/2012) [-]
Don't know but it's rather pesty to see it everywhere
User avatar #35 - silverpikachu (12/06/2012) [-]
His grandchildren may think he's cool, but for his sake, I hope they don't ever see his spelling techniques...
#51 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/06/2012) [-]
Or you could actually do something with your life so you don't have to pay people to be sad that you died.
Or you could actually do something with your life so you don't have to pay people to be sad that you died.
User avatar #54 to #51 - kerryman (12/06/2012) [-]
that would involve getting off my laptop and leaving my house........... **** that!!! too hard
#28 - tikledpikle (12/06/2012) [-]
**tikledpikle rolled a random image posted in comment #1958289 at MLP Friendly Board ** my funeral
#29 to #28 - chexmex (12/06/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #50 - wooyoungkim ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
>Hot super models in their thirties.

Unless the guy who posted this is very old, he would have either been a pedophile or banging fetuses.

Unless he is Hugh Heftner.
User avatar #53 to #50 - kerryman (12/06/2012) [-]
or a less retarded conclusion banging girls in their 20s when we was in his 70s.
User avatar #55 to #53 - wooyoungkim ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
I already stated that possibility.
Look up who Hugh Hefner is, oh nevermind, I'm guessing you're too young to know what playboy is.
User avatar #63 to #58 - partnerintroll (12/06/2012) [-]
what anime did you learn that from weeaboo faggot?
User avatar #59 to #58 - wooyoungkim ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
wut?
User avatar #46 - silasdg (12/06/2012) [-]
It's said when I'm so used to the bad English on the web that I don't notice it until someone points it out.... I took another look at this post and just thought "holy **** ".
User avatar #68 to #46 - silasdg (12/06/2012) [-]
**** ... I meant sad...
#33 - graenko (12/06/2012) [-]
**graenko rolled a random image posted in comment #1882291 at Item Discussion ** whats going to be at my funeral
User avatar #40 to #33 - spyisspy (12/06/2012) [-]
slightly relevant
#41 to #33 - deemetaldragon (12/06/2012) [-]
**deemetaldragon rolled a random image posted in comment #1962900 at MLP Brony Board ** Well, **** ... Let's see if I have some BA **** at mine!
User avatar #42 to #41 - deemetaldragon (12/06/2012) [-]
WTF, Trixie?!
#70 - fingercramp (12/06/2012) [-]
**fingercramp rolled a random image posted in comment #163 at If you are happy ** Who will cry at my funeral
#78 to #70 - superslyflyman (12/06/2012) [-]
Did you try to zib bobbity the zop pop?
User avatar #14 - basicargentinian (12/06/2012) [-]
There aren't really that many tribes in south america, you should try africa though.
User avatar #20 to #14 - chiefrunnyjeans (12/06/2012) [-]
But a south american tribe would be that much cooler.
User avatar #60 to #20 - basicargentinian (12/06/2012) [-]
Have you seen some of the tribes in kenya? 2m tall ************* who can jump and run like ******* olimpians. That's badass.

South American natives where short, tubby, greasy and not really that badass.
User avatar #22 - Silver Quantum ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
maybe he should spend that money on english classes
User avatar #26 to #22 - kerryman (12/06/2012) [-]
I sorry my english is no so good but i am in the trying on learning gooder.Please be patient with me or you can go have the Sexual relations with your mother canine style.......thanking you
#94 to #26 - Wobet (12/06/2012) [-]
Thanks for that
User avatar #91 to #26 - JoshBauer (12/06/2012) [-]
not sure if joke, or no joke
User avatar #52 - papernazi (12/06/2012) [-]
wanking in a cave must give you the ultimate connection with your cave-men ancestors.
#73 - biggieboy (12/06/2012) [-]
Decided*   
gonna* or if you prefer, going to*   
I'll*   
Russian*   
spies*   
as proof*   
actually*   
tried*   
Father Time* (since it's a name)   
South America*   
crying and telling*? Not even sure about this one.   
thinking* instead of thing I guess   
   
1/10, come see me after class.   
   
(Did I miss any?)
Decided*
gonna* or if you prefer, going to*
I'll*
Russian*
spies*
as proof*
actually*
tried*
Father Time* (since it's a name)
South America*
crying and telling*? Not even sure about this one.
thinking* instead of thing I guess

1/10, come see me after class.

(Did I miss any?)
User avatar #82 to #73 - guto ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
dude, not all people in the world speak English fluently.
#72 - HomerSimpson (12/06/2012) [-]
I laughed because of your description


pic unrelated
User avatar #80 to #72 - ISRjustgun (12/06/2012) [-]
... I wish I knew where this was from for some reason. :|
#43 - thisotherdude (12/06/2012) [-]
This post is absolutely grotesque.

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