sounds like a plan. once i wanked in a cave......... November 18 -at IN Anthon - desided gona pay a bunch of actors to turn up at my funeral. Ill have a bunch o
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sounds like a plan

once i wanked in a cave........

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November 18 -at
IN Anthon -
desided gona pay a bunch of actors to turn up at my
funeral.
Ill have a bunch of hot supermodels in their crying.
An old tough army guy going round saying "that crazys o
B saved my life in Budapest"!.
Two russle KGB spys who take a photo in my coffin for
proof that actualy dead and they say " funny comrades
for so long mother russia tryed to kill the great mot
it was Father time who did it in the endl"
And a tribe from south america in full war paint crying tell
people how i saved them during dry season.
My grandkids will be thing the coolest person on the
planet until they find out i used all their inheritance to pay
for it all :)
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User avatar #1 - nadastress (12/05/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Nice, but the grammar! Oh the grammar!
#5 - makhan (12/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #22 - Silver Quantum (12/06/2012) [+] (5 replies)
maybe he should spend that money on english classes
User avatar #26 to #22 - kerryman ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
I sorry my english is no so good but i am in the trying on learning gooder.Please be patient with me or you can go have the Sexual relations with your mother canine style.......thanking you
#51 - nigeltheoutlaw ONLINE (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Or you could actually do something with your life so you don't have to pay people to be sad that you died.
Or you could actually do something with your life so you don't have to pay people to be sad that you died.
#30 - ninjabadger ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
You could ask me to come dressed as the reaper. Wouldn't even have to pay me.

I would casually stroll on by, stop and gaze down at the coffin, and check something off a scroll. Then walk by all the other graves.
#81 - gevaudan (12/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I'm still doing this.
#47 - albinotauren (12/06/2012) [-]
MFW description
#37 - roytmustang ONLINE (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
What's up with everyone and Budapest?
User avatar #35 - silverpikachu (12/06/2012) [-]
His grandchildren may think he's cool, but for his sake, I hope they don't ever see his spelling techniques...
#28 - tikledpikle (12/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**tikledpikle rolled a random image posted in comment #1958289 at MLP Friendly Board ** my funeral
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
/roll random image
User avatar #19 to #10 - iamasian (12/06/2012) [-]
This isn't Minecraft.
User avatar #50 - wooyoungkim ONLINE (12/06/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>Hot super models in their thirties.

Unless the guy who posted this is very old, he would have either been a pedophile or banging fetuses.

Unless he is Hugh Heftner.
#73 - biggieboy (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Decided*   
gonna* or if you prefer, going to*   
I'll*   
Russian*   
spies*   
as proof*   
actually*   
tried*   
Father Time* (since it's a name)   
South America*   
crying and telling*? Not even sure about this one.   
thinking* instead of thing I guess   
   
1/10, come see me after class.   
   
(Did I miss any?)
Decided*
gonna* or if you prefer, going to*
I'll*
Russian*
spies*
as proof*
actually*
tried*
Father Time* (since it's a name)
South America*
crying and telling*? Not even sure about this one.
thinking* instead of thing I guess

1/10, come see me after class.

(Did I miss any?)
User avatar #46 - silasdg (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
It's said when I'm so used to the bad English on the web that I don't notice it until someone points it out.... I took another look at this post and just thought "holy **** ".
#33 - graenko (12/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**graenko rolled a random image posted in comment #1882291 at Item Discussion ** whats going to be at my funeral
#70 - fingercramp (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**fingercramp rolled a random image posted in comment #163 at If you are happy ** Who will cry at my funeral
#36 - spacetequila (12/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
That was almost painful to read.
User avatar #14 - basicargentinian (12/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
There aren't really that many tribes in south america, you should try africa though.
#6 - shards (12/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**shards rolled a random image posted in comment #1773022 at Item Discussion **
Who will be at my funeral
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