Those weird germans. My first upload. Wish me luck. j,, t, mais Simian L; viii, a Schwarzenegger Eisnm miimii' iit; ibit THIS IS ll. being German, this is deffinitly some of the funniest kind of on fj. german words
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#44 - honkan (12/05/2012) [-]
#98 - friggy (12/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #123 to #98 - echoblade (12/05/2012) [-]
For those of you who want a translation, it is a mountain aircraft defense cannon.
#117 to #98 - mspaintpro ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
>mfw i tried reading that
User avatar #65 - sirhyden (12/05/2012) [-]
Wait a second... This is a PanzerFaust it Fausts panzers.

This is a tankfist, it fists tanks.
User avatar #8 - nirukii (12/05/2012) [-]
being German, this is deffinitly some of the funniest kind of **** on fj.
#43 to #28 - ardortichy (12/05/2012) [-]
Erlich? Ah lol.

And being German, this is definitely some of the unfunniest kind of **** on fj. And this is very hard to achieve..
User avatar #7 to #6 - opiethepug (12/05/2012) [-]
Not saying it isn't a Flugabwehrrakete.
#118 - kazorkthedork (12/05/2012) [-]
I made this one myself a while ago.
#126 to #118 - robbydarko (12/05/2012) [-]
Oh my **** , I died
#128 to #127 - robbydarko (12/05/2012) [-]
You sir, have won my joy.
#39 - fluttershyfan (12/05/2012) [-]
MFW stalinorgal   
ITS RUSSIAN DAMMIT
MFW stalinorgal
ITS RUSSIAN DAMMIT
User avatar #52 to #39 - mountainyard (12/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, but the germans had the name "Stalinorgel".
(I think, it might have been the british)
User avatar #64 to #39 - sirhyden (12/05/2012) [-]
No, it's the German slang name it, litrally translates into Stalin's Organ in german.
User avatar #51 - khazix (12/05/2012) [-]
After playing company of heroes a bunch, i fear nebblewuerfers.
#53 to #51 - herrytheheadcrab (12/05/2012) [-]
Nebelwerfer,88 milimeter paks,and stuh's are my favourite combination when I play with my teammate in an online game.

StuHs to **** over lightarmored targets/infantry Pak40 for defense if we get ****** and nebelwerfer for general **** YOU.
User avatar #66 to #51 - undeadwill (12/05/2012) [-]
This reminds me of the game ruse.
User avatar #18 - ednakrababbal (12/05/2012) [-]
lol the käsreibe one is actually correct.
well, almost.
#100 - Rascal (12/05/2012) [-]
As a German, I don't get these kind of jokes.
It's like I would say
"This is Uncle Sam. He Sams Uncle."
"This is Spider Man. He Mans Spider."
"This is a Hamburger. It Burgers Ham."
This is not funny at all...
User avatar #104 to #100 - leebobo (12/05/2012) [-]
das ist schon witzig. this is a vacuumcleaner. it cleans vacuums
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User avatar #32 to #23 - littlesoldierboy ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
Austria=Germany Pretty much
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#38 to #34 - davvi (12/05/2012) [-]
aren't they?
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User avatar #55 to #40 - sqman (12/05/2012) [-]
Actually Iceland and Norway are the same, Sweden is their gay cousin, Denmark is basically northern Germany and Finland is something like Russia and Zimbabwe fused together but with reindeers.
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User avatar #35 to #23 - ianus (12/05/2012) [-]
Hitler too, so what
#133 - Rascal (12/06/2012) [-]
Translations:
-This is a tram: It trains streets
-This is a "Schwarzenegger": It "neggers" Black(women)
-This is a railroad: It trains Steel
-This is a Paratrooper: It hunts Parachutes
-This is a meat-grinder: It grinds meat
-This is a Cheese-grater: It grates Cheese
-This is a Katyusha (Stanlin's Organ): It Organs Stalin
-This is a mountaineer (Mountain trooper): It hunts mountains
-THIS IS A BAZOOKA: IT FISTS TANKS
-THIS IS A BAZOOKA (again): IT SCARES TANKS
-THIS IS A FLAMETHROWER: IT THROWS FLAME
-THIS IS A SMOKE MORTAR: IT THROWS FOG!
-THIS IS A SELF-PROPELLED MULTIPLE ROCKET LAUNCHER: IT THROWS TANKS
Bonus: -This is a Gebirgsflugzeugabwehrkanone: It Flugs Zeugabs from Gebirg in a Wehrkanine
=This is a mountain anti-aircraft cannon: It flies flacks from mountain in a defense-cannon
Should be: It Flugs Zeugab from a Wehrkanine on a Gebirg = It Flies Flack from a Defense-Cannon on a Mountain
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#108 to #91 - stonedphreak (12/05/2012) [-]
the STG-44, the father of all assault rifles.
and yes, it looks a little bit like an AK 47, because the soviets copied the design
#57 to #31 - reteip (12/05/2012) [-]
Translation: This is a tankfist it fists tanks.
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