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#15 - neoexdeath (12/05/2012) [-]
You know, its disrespectful not to use every part of its body.
#18 to #17 - slipperyjoe (12/05/2012) [-]
Who keeps sending us these things?!

WE DON'T EVEN WANT THEM!
#19 to #18 - finalkai (12/05/2012) [-]
if you dont want them, then can i have them?
User avatar #61 - generaljackass (12/05/2012) [-]
I am from Oklahoma. I must say our residents tend to post very interesting help wanted, obituaries, and police reports. You really don't forget when you read a police report about a suspicious squirrel "Staring into the window". Gotta love paranoid 80 year old women.
#28 - dwarfman (12/05/2012) [-]
Dragon you say?
#91 - thebritishguy (12/05/2012) [-]

"why the **** didn't I think of that!" - Bilbo Baggins
#112 to #91 - atma (12/05/2012) [-]
Aw 			****		, now I'm excited the The Hobbit movie again.
Aw **** , now I'm excited the The Hobbit movie again.
#33 - guywithnopants (12/05/2012) [-]
Guys, i think i found the dragon....
#169 to #33 - Rascal (12/05/2012) [-]
dragons have wings dumbass.
#167 - deathrinderalta (12/05/2012) [-]
"He and I have an agreement"
#80 - iamawhitenigger ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
I'll just leave this here.
#90 to #80 - bariothguy (12/05/2012) [-]
Yeaah... Skyirim is a joke.
#104 to #101 - bariothguy (12/05/2012) [-]
No really, Monster Hunter is the Ninja Gaiden of action RPGs.
User avatar #107 to #104 - goodguygary (12/05/2012) [-]
honestly, i found it got boring pretty fast, i watched someone play it. (inb4 playing an watching are different, i find Persona 4 fun after watching nearly half the game) everybody has their tastes.
#111 to #107 - bariothguy (12/05/2012) [-]
Monster Hunter is one of those games that take a lot of time to really understand its genius. I rage quit and didn't play it for 2 months after I couldn't beat my first Royal Ludroth in MH3. Also, you can't find much actual challenge in the first 150 hours in most of Monster Hunter games, that's basically a tutorial for the real game. I guess the problem here is you're not a devoted gamer.
User avatar #114 to #111 - goodguygary (12/05/2012) [-]
you say i'm not a devoted gamer because i don't want to wade through 150 hours of gameplay to get a challenge? if i find a game i like, i play the ever loving **** out of it, but that game doesn't look like something i would enjoy. My tastes are different than yours, that doesn't make me what you accuse me of being.
User avatar #115 to #114 - bariothguy (12/05/2012) [-]
I understand what you are saying, that's the same thing as some people listening to Justin Bieber or Green Day and some people listening to Mozart or Opeth. Listening to Opeth and Mozart takes a ******** of time but rewards you with that feeling of accomplishment when you are finally finished. Listening to Justin Bieber and Green Day is just listening to music, nothing more, nothing less.
User avatar #118 to #115 - goodguygary (12/05/2012) [-]
seeing MS3 as classical? no. using JayBeebs and GD? no.
#122 to #118 - bariothguy (12/05/2012) [-]
No, I see Monster Hunter more as Dream Theater or Opeth (or maybe even some of the symphonic bands like Trans Siberian Orchestra or power metal bands because of the dragons) since it's a newer game but still is progressive and complex. Skyrim would probably be Green Day, everyone knows it, but the average playing time of all the people that tried it out is 2 hours. Skyrim is nothing special, just hyped up as **** .
User avatar #127 to #122 - goodguygary (12/05/2012) [-]
but monster hunter isn't special either, and comparing it to great classical music is not right. I like listening to classic, it isn't hard to listen to and you don't get this "feel of accomplishment. All you really are saying in essence is: "my tastes are better than yours."
User avatar #149 to #127 - bariothguy (12/05/2012) [-]
I compared it to modern classical influenced progressive music. No, it's not hard to listen to passively listen to bits of classical music. When listening to classical music (especially stuff like Beethoven, Wagner or Berlioz) you need to take some time to actually understand why the composer made it that way. You don't listen to Symphonie fantastique saying "oh yeah, it's a great tune, it's nice to listen to while cooking". You actually sit those 50 minutes listening to the music and trying to follow the storyline. After that, you repeat but this time paying attention to details you didn't notice the first time. But if we're gonna put Monster Hunter and classical in the same sentence - Monster Hunter's soundtrack is some of the best neo-classical music 'til date, I'd even comapre it to the Nobuo Uematsu FF soundtracks.
User avatar #150 to #149 - goodguygary (12/05/2012) [-]
again, there are better musical scores from games out there, monster hunter isn't as special as you make it out to be, all you want to do is make it seem like your taste is better. Nothing else.
User avatar #161 to #150 - bariothguy (12/05/2012) [-]
Your arguments are the equivalent of "I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALA".
User avatar #166 to #161 - goodguygary (12/05/2012) [-]
i hear you, but i'm pointing out that you have done nothing but try to buffer up an average game to the point of being the best around. you compare it's soundtrack to classical music. you ******* accuse me of being a non-devoted gamer, and then you say skyrim (which has a ******** of mods on pc that can make the game feel like new every time, see oblivion mods) ****** music such as green day or jbeebs.

TL;DR monster hunter is an average game, get over it.
User avatar #171 to #166 - bariothguy (12/05/2012) [-]
Monster Hunter's soundtrack is neo-classical music. Its soundtrack was recorded by the Prague Philharmonic Orchestra unlike most games that use samples. There are 3 official Monster Hunter soundtrack remixes done by guitar players, jazz bands and one dance compilation. In Japan more people will come to a Monster Hunter concert (yes, there are orchestras that play whole sets of Monster Hunter music) than to a Justin Bieber concert. Monster Hunter is like crack to those people! I know, did you know there's a Monster Hunter mod for Skyrim? Skyrim is the videogame equivalent of Green Day? Why? I already explained that - it's extremely popular but no one really wants to play it more than 2 hours. Check it up on steam if you don't believe me. Of everyone here claiming to have played Skyrim, maybe 10% actually finished the game.
User avatar #178 to #171 - goodguygary (12/05/2012) [-]
"In Japan more people will come to a Monster Hunter concert (yes, there are orchestras that play whole sets of Monster Hunter music) than to a Justin Bieber concert." duh. why do you keep bringing him back into this? he has literally nothing to do with the argument. and duh there is a monster hunter mod for skyrim, there's also MLP, pokemon, and most likely a Minecraft mod. "Skyrim is the videogame equivalent of Green Day? Why? I already explained that - it's extremely popular but no one really wants to play it more than 2 hours." and "Check it up on steam if you don't believe me." pc isn't the majority though, even though they do have a huge chunk of people that played it on there. "Of everyone here claiming to have played Skyrim, maybe 10% actually finished the game." i almost didn't want to go into this because it was just that stupid. if you mean finish the main quest, YOU DON'T HAVE TO! this game isn't linear. "neo-classical" new classical? i mean i understand that's the name of the genre but still, new classical is kinda an oxymoron. i play video games for the GAME not the MUSIC. while i agree music is an important part in a game, it's not important to the point of concerts and remixes.
User avatar #130 to #107 - princebroken (12/05/2012) [-]
Gets so boring.
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#99 to #95 - bariothguy (12/05/2012) [-]
Can't wait for Monster Hunter Tri Ultimate!
User avatar #124 to #99 - shadew (12/05/2012) [-]
Right here is the only reason why I'm going to get a WiiU.
#165 to #124 - bariothguy (12/05/2012) [-]
I was actually thinking of getting a 3DS because of MH4 but then I heard Ultimate will have online on the Wii U.
User avatar #186 to #165 - trevorbelmont (12/09/2012) [-]
I love that picture,I killed a Deviljho just last night on Portable 3rd,got a Deviljho Gem.

Feels good mang
#188 to #186 - bariothguy (12/09/2012) [-]
The only Devlijho I slayed was in MH3. The last quest I did in P3rd before my analog stick broke was the Thunder Gigginox. I really need to repair my analog stick...
User avatar #189 to #188 - trevorbelmont (12/10/2012) [-]
LOL @ the image.
and sorry about your analogue stick bro. :(
User avatar #190 to #189 - trevorbelmont (12/10/2012) [-]
analog*
#106 to #99 - AmaterasuNoOkami (12/05/2012) [-]
I'm also hoping for an eventual Okami title for Wii U.  The drawing element would adapt well to the tablet controller.     
   
Also, a new Pokemon Snap.  Use the tablet as a viewfinder/camera.
I'm also hoping for an eventual Okami title for Wii U. The drawing element would adapt well to the tablet controller.

Also, a new Pokemon Snap. Use the tablet as a viewfinder/camera.
#117 to #106 - gatodelfuego (12/05/2012) [-]
Pokemon   
   
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Snap
Pokemon

*******

Snap
User avatar #108 to #106 - bariothguy (12/05/2012) [-]
They'll probably do an HD remake like they did on the PS3. It would be nice to get a new Okami but seeing how the original sold badly even though it was one of the best games in the past 10 years it's not very likely.

Pokemon Snap would be awesome on the Wii U (not only because of the tablet, but because of the 650 Pokemon in full HD)!
#110 to #108 - AmaterasuNoOkami (12/05/2012) [-]
I knoooow it's so tragic.  Maybe Capcom will slap some sense into them, though.   
   
Pokemon Snap U would be a long-ass game, even if they just tried to include like a third of the total pokemon.  o.o
I knoooow it's so tragic. Maybe Capcom will slap some sense into them, though.

Pokemon Snap U would be a long-ass game, even if they just tried to include like a third of the total pokemon. o.o
User avatar #187 to #110 - trevorbelmont (12/09/2012) [-]
The first Snap title didn't include them all iirc they could just do what the first game did. -shrug-
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User avatar #100 to #99 - trevorbelmont (12/05/2012) [-]
gonna be ******* awesome.
#103 to #100 - bariothguy (12/05/2012) [-]
when I saw your username...
when I saw your username...
#85 to #80 - nuclearnarwhal (12/05/2012) [-]
This right here is what you will need:

>Map of all dragon burial sites.

Oh, whoopdee doo, I happen to have one right here!
#86 to #80 - muchosgustaman (12/05/2012) [-]
What's up my man!
User avatar #140 to #86 - thejerseyjenn (12/05/2012) [-]
can't do that man! the red dragon and I have an agreement!
#59 - ninjajunkie (12/05/2012) [-]
If you raped the dragon it would be Game of Thrones.
#77 - deviousalien (12/05/2012) [-]
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#109 - sakuranbokiss (12/05/2012) [-]
green dhide irl time
#1 - gobnick (12/04/2012) [-]
aww yeah sounds like a job for
#9 - wholesomeburn (12/05/2012) [-]
My advice with dragon-slaying? Listen to the rabbit....
#32 to #9 - eccleston (12/05/2012) [-]
I'm ready! Where's the dragon, mate?
#87 to #32 - schneidend (12/05/2012) [-]
It's big and black and it's shaggin' yer wife!
#157 - jakylxxx (12/05/2012) [-]
Someone should place an in the next weeks paper stating that they have killed said dragon, and will now be hunting for the red dragaon.
#96 - kievbutcher (12/05/2012) [-]
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User avatar #128 to #96 - princebroken (12/05/2012) [-]
wait what?
#48 - bdowns (12/05/2012) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #2091834 at MLP Friendly Board ** I will slay it
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #2091834 at MLP Friendly Board ** I will slay it
#151 - ryantheatheist (12/05/2012) [-]
He and I have an agreement.
User avatar #145 - ponaniwhisperer (12/05/2012) [-]
OKC 405 REPRESENT!!!! Lol, I live in okc, maybe i should kill it in the name of the internet.
#126 - aerosol (12/05/2012) [-]
mfw the comments section
mfw the comments section
#121 - rockamekishiko (12/05/2012) [-]
I'll take on anything except a ******* giant. **** giants.
User avatar #131 to #121 - thejerseyjenn (12/05/2012) [-]
Giants are so easy to kill though. Just keep moving around while hitting to make sure you don't go on a space trip and shout them to the ground..
User avatar #153 to #131 - yutakenusername (12/05/2012) [-]
Are you 50+?
User avatar #155 to #153 - thejerseyjenn (12/05/2012) [-]
yes on my main account. but i recently slayed a giant for someone on my level 6. same method.
User avatar #158 to #155 - yutakenusername (12/05/2012) [-]
I was going to say, if you're 50+ just go up and kill them. But yeah, definitely a good method for low levels.
#185 to #158 - CrazyPsycho (12/08/2012) [-]
I feel like a big ******* cheater because i'm lvl 81 :( even though the way i set her up she can't one hit and can be one hitted.
User avatar #152 to #121 - yutakenusername (12/05/2012) [-]
What level are you? They get way too easy.
User avatar #180 to #152 - rockamekishiko (12/05/2012) [-]
nah i'm on my second play through trying to do everything right and with the weapons i got it's like a one-hit kill for everything.
#163 to #121 - tylersauraus (12/05/2012) [-]
Still chasing that purple dragon man.
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