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Harry Potter. Not OC, Found online. Still funny though. see tags to keep an idiot busy.. Shaw me another Fr Why didnt Harry Patter drink liquid luck and then wa

Not OC, Found online. Still funny though.
see tags to keep an idiot busy.

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Why didnt Harry Patter drink liquid luck and then
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#134 - shazmothree (12/05/2012) [-]
>Drink liquid luck   
>Find Hermoine   
>Bang   
>Alpha as 			****
>Drink liquid luck
>Find Hermoine
>Bang
>Alpha as ****
User avatar #10 - profarnsworth (12/05/2012) [-]
I would have drank the liquid luck, ****** hermione, ****** chu, ****** ginny, ****** luna, ****** that damn ghost, ****** McGonagle, raped snape, ****** those indian twins, ****** rons mom, ****** damn near every girl in the school then gone to voldemort ****** bellatrix right in front of his no nosed faggot face, **** his snake, and then walked up to him, grab his dick, and rip that **** off screaming "the curtains should match the drapes bitch". At which point i would have raped him too. He would have been so psychologically ****** up that he would never recover and i would go on living my life as the ultimate badass.
#11 to #10 - Spikeydeath (12/05/2012) [-]
woah bro its called help, get some
#12 to #11 - profarnsworth (12/05/2012) [-]
You're next mother ******
User avatar #29 to #10 - divinemaddness (12/05/2012) [-]
Marry me then rape me ************ .
#149 to #10 - whitephosphorus (12/05/2012) [-]
Or be the world's most feared serial rapist
#176 to #10 - jabba (12/06/2012) [-]
I'd be satisfied with fifty shades of Granger, if you know what I mean
#28 to #10 - giggitygantz (12/05/2012) [-]
im willing to offer you a book deal
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#71 to #10 - lukedempsey **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#34 to #10 - samoaspider (12/05/2012) [-]
god dammit
god dammit
+5
#125 to #10 - electricsheep **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#33 to #10 - lordcommandersnow (12/05/2012) [-]
My God thats brilliant
My God thats brilliant
#61 to #10 - jgblax (12/05/2012) [-]
I will openly admit that I found this comment funnier than my own content.
#31 to #10 - smithybfc (12/05/2012) [-]
I would read the everloving **** out of this book
User avatar #38 to #31 - basilbrush (12/05/2012) [-]
I love the story behind this picture.
#165 to #38 - Rascal (12/05/2012) [-]
Do tell!
#32 to #10 - jakols (12/05/2012) [-]
**** you OP
you owe me half a bottle of Sprite
and my nose still hurts and is still dripping
#55 - MasterManiac (12/05/2012) [-]
What else has always annoyed me about the Harry Potter series, is why, instead of attempting to kill Harry using magic, doesn't Voldemort just stab the 			******		?
What else has always annoyed me about the Harry Potter series, is why, instead of attempting to kill Harry using magic, doesn't Voldemort just stab the ****** ?
User avatar #121 to #55 - ultimoz (12/05/2012) [-]
Because there are many horcruxes that would keep him alive. Harry would have to die.
#60 to #55 - narlex (12/05/2012) [-]
Because Voldemort could use magic to heal up the wound?
#68 to #60 - Rascal (12/05/2012) [-]
Now, why would Voldie heal harry?
User avatar #72 to #60 - bitchplzzz (12/05/2012) [-]
harry would necro **** the wound
User avatar #128 to #55 - iwanttousenumbers (12/05/2012) [-]
Wizards don't understand Muggle technology, remember?
User avatar #78 to #55 - schmitty ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
Because Voldemort considered himself above such trivial muggle things. If he could do magic, then why shouldn't he?
#139 - kievbutcher (12/05/2012) [-]
i'm just gonna leave this here
User avatar #44 - hauptishere (12/05/2012) [-]
1. Takes six months to brew
2. Harry was still the last Holcrux so he (Harry) would've had to die anyway
3. It was extremely hard to make, even Hermoine struggled with 6th year potions
4. Hogwarts was occupied by Death Eaters so Slughorn probably wouldn't risk making it
5. One vial of Felix Felices last 24 hours, but is toxic in high quantities
6. That would've been an anti-climatic ending to 6 books worth of build-up
#47 to #44 - ekkeerr (12/05/2012) [-]
99% of people I know of/know personally still think that Nagini was the last horcrux. Thank you for not being one of those bad people.
#51 to #47 - kraetyz (12/05/2012) [-]
Nagini was the last horcrux. That's why Voldemort didn't die until Neville, the chosen one, killed her with the sword of Gryffindor.

Mad son?
User avatar #132 to #51 - maxismahname (12/05/2012) [-]
no he's not, harry is. can't they both be the chosen one? but harry still did all the work, neville just cut the snake. i don't like it when i really like a characer and see him as a badass then it turns out he wasn't even the ******* hero.
#146 to #132 - kraetyz (12/05/2012) [-]
"Chosen one" implies there can only be one. Neville fulfills every part of the prophecy and, by killing Nagini (aka the last horcrux), he actually IS the one to kill Voldemort.

Besides, Neville is a far more respectable and enjoyable protagonist compared to Angsty Angst McAngster.
User avatar #150 to #146 - maxismahname (12/05/2012) [-]
but i like harry god dammit. oh fine.
User avatar #53 to #51 - ekkeerr (12/05/2012) [-]
Comment #50
#58 to #53 - kraetyz (12/05/2012) [-]
Look at it this way. Voldemort creates 7 horcruxes, yes? But the thing is, is that he doesn't create Harry as a horcrux - he doesn't know it happens. It just ******* does. Therefor, Harry is NOT part of those 7.
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (12/05/2012) [-]
But Nagini was killed after Harry, so technically they're right, right?
User avatar #57 to #48 - hauptishere (12/05/2012) [-]
well that depends on how you define "last"
The last created holcrux was Nagini
The last destroyed holcrux was Nagini
But I got by the order they are found/revealed in the bookmaking Harry the last holcrux
User avatar #50 to #48 - ekkeerr (12/05/2012) [-]
Nagini wasn't even a horcrux. Read the book.
#62 to #50 - pjotor (12/05/2012) [-]
Lord Voldemort, obsessed with immortality, went further than any wizard known to history to create seven — although he had an eight-part soul, because he accidentally created his sixth Horcrux when he failed to kill Harry Potter in 1981,[5] and later made his pet snake Nagini into what he thought was the sixth, but was in fact the seventh, Horcrux   
   
harrypotterDOTwikiaDOTcom/wiki/Horcrux
Lord Voldemort, obsessed with immortality, went further than any wizard known to history to create seven — although he had an eight-part soul, because he accidentally created his sixth Horcrux when he failed to kill Harry Potter in 1981,[5] and later made his pet snake Nagini into what he thought was the sixth, but was in fact the seventh, Horcrux

harrypotterDOTwikiaDOTcom/wiki/Horcrux
User avatar #67 to #62 - ekkeerr (12/05/2012) [-]
" 'then explain ... more,' said Harry, and Dumbledore smiled. ' You were the seventh Horcrux, Harry, the Horcrux he never meant to make. He had rendered his soul so unstable that it broke apart when he committed those acts of unspeakable evil, the murder of your parents, the attempted killing of a child. But what escaped from that room was even less than he knew. He left more than his body behind. He left part of himself latched to you, the would-be victim who had survived.' " Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, page 568. Line 19 through 27. The book is more reliable than the internet, don't you think?
#75 to #67 - lemortedemiller (12/05/2012) [-]
********* , you're just proving yourself wrong. even in your quote it proves he had 7 horcruxes and Harry was one of them. Tom riddle's diary, the ring, the locket, the cup, the tiara, Harry, if Nagini wasn't the seventh then do tell us what was.
#80 to #75 - schmitty ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
"You were the seventh Horcrux, Harry"
#82 to #80 - lemortedemiller (12/05/2012) [-]
he was saying earlier that nagini was not a horcrux. and read the book. nagini was the 7th horcrux made considering the other six were already made.
User avatar #83 to #82 - schmitty ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
Oh ok, I thought you were saying that Harry wasn't a Horcrux and that instead, Nagini was.
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User avatar #70 to #67 - pjotor (12/05/2012) [-]
Voldemort only meant to make six, he intended to make the sixth and final after he killed Harry. But since he didn't know that Harry became a horcrux when he tried to kill him he still believes that he only had made five. He then later turned Nagini into one.

In Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Albus Dumbledore believed that Nagini may have been made into a Horcrux through the murder of an "old muggle man", likely referring to Frank Bryce. However, J. K. Rowling said in an interview that the murder Voldemort used to make Nagini a Horcrux was Bertha Jorkins.
harrypotterDOTwikiaDOTcom/wiki/Nagini

Conclusion: READ THE BOOK
#74 to #50 - wcar (12/05/2012) [-]
I wonder...did YOU read the books? Apparently not...
User avatar #54 to #50 - beatmasterz (12/05/2012) [-]
I did read the book but I forgot, why did Neville kill him?
User avatar #56 to #54 - ekkeerr (12/05/2012) [-]
Because they thought Nagini was the last one.
#59 to #56 - Rascal (12/05/2012) [-]
Nagini was Voldemorts final horcrux. "It" was created as a horcrux by the murder of Bertha Jorkins. Read the books.
#107 to #47 - muchosgustaman (12/05/2012) [-]
Diadem of Ravenclaw
Cup of Huffflepuff
Slytherin's Locket
Diary
Ring
Harry
Nagini
Voldemort himself.

He had intended to kill harry and make a horcrux, but unknowingly made harry a Horcrux, he then made Nagini a Horcrux, not knowing Harry was one. He intended to have 7 pieces of his soul, but instead made 8
#160 to #44 - moshadude (12/05/2012) [-]
1) He was in that school for like 6 years
2) Make Harry make a horcrux or some ****
3) Drink liquid luck
Make more liquid luck
???
More liquid luck/free meth
4) Give liquid luck to slughorn to make it
5) Inject that **** to make it work like demon juice or something
6) **** you JK Rowling made enough money from the rest of them

TL;DR
Everything is solved by luck, go gamble
User avatar #45 to #44 - lulzestonia (12/05/2012) [-]
"becasue he's a dumbass" is shorter.
User avatar #46 to #44 - kamusioso (12/05/2012) [-]
He is right and you know it, why are you people thumbing him down?
#154 to #46 - hahns (12/05/2012) [-]
Like ******* magic, you will never see this comment below a comment with negative thumbs. what the **** is going on. super rustled **** cock
#63 - ekatchenko (12/05/2012) [-]
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User avatar #52 - chubberbrother (12/05/2012) [-]
A better question... why didn't Voldemort just shake the little bastard and save himself a whole heap of trouble?
User avatar #129 - occamsrazor (12/05/2012) [-]
Because JK Rowling has a plot hole fetish, ask the time turners what that feels like.
#5 - lolabunny (12/04/2012) [-]
He gave it to Neville and Luna and a few others who responded to the Dumbledore's Army call so that they would survive the invasion at the end of the 6th book, I believe.
User avatar #113 - cantfindausername ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
Harry still needed to die in order to kill Voldemort.
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#159 - stormtrooperbob (12/05/2012) [-]
Voldemort was busy that day.
Voldemort was busy that day.
User avatar #118 - randomtoaster (12/05/2012) [-]
I read it as magic duck..i want a magic duck
User avatar #94 - LonelyCamel (12/05/2012) [-]
why doesn't everyone in the wizarding world take a shot of liquid luck to start their day?
User avatar #69 - commissarcrunch (12/05/2012) [-]
drink liquid luck, brew some more liquid luck under the effects of liquid luck only takign it at crucial moments in brewing to ensure everything goes right. ????? profit
User avatar #4 - chuckey (12/04/2012) [-]
you could say the same for Voldemort.....
User avatar #124 to #4 - junkmanrs (12/05/2012) [-]
I would assume Voldemoth thought himself so powerful he wouldn't need luck
#3 - carbonlifeform (12/04/2012) [-]
or use it to try and make more and have an endless supplies of liquid luck
#111 - nakedclothes (12/05/2012) [-]
why not just get a gun and shoot him
User avatar #114 to #111 - ultimoz (12/05/2012) [-]
Remember the horcruxes?
#115 to #114 - nakedclothes (12/05/2012) [-]
yeah and then when he comes back shoot him again, he'll get tired of it
User avatar #119 to #115 - ultimoz (12/05/2012) [-]
Like they could just find voldemort after he comes back from a horcrux. He could be halfway across the world for all they know.
#120 to #119 - nakedclothes (12/05/2012) [-]
yeah **** him, let him be over there, next time he comes back to **** **** up then shoot him
User avatar #122 to #120 - ultimoz (12/05/2012) [-]
I'm not even going to bother...
#123 to #122 - nakedclothes (12/05/2012) [-]
good
User avatar #126 to #123 - kanatana (12/05/2012) [-]
Look up "Harry Potter, How It Should Have Ended."
#135 to #126 - nakedclothes (12/05/2012) [-]
yeha I've seen it "hah muggle weapons"
User avatar #162 to #119 - kingrayne (12/05/2012) [-]
If he's on the other side of the world, hes not as big of a threat, is he?
User avatar #163 to #162 - ultimoz (12/05/2012) [-]
Ever heard of apparating?
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