That's the english language for you!. . IF THE SOUND IN ENOUG_ H IS PROUNCED "F" 3: THE IN WEMEN MAKES THE SHORT "I" 3: THE TI IN NA" L" RON IS PRENOUNCED "SH"
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That's the english language for you!

IF THE SOUND IN ENOUG_ H IS PROUNCED "F"
3: THE IN WEMEN MAKES THE SHORT "I"
3: THE TI IN NA" L" RON IS PRENOUNCED "SH"
THEN THE WORD
IS PROUNCED JUST LIKE
WELCOME TO THE ENGLISH
LANGUAGE, ASSHOLE.
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User avatar #26 to #8 - padrerebelscumole (12/05/2012) [-]
is this to make a point of something?
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#13 - amandatoddd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3 - nogphille (12/04/2012) [-]
User avatar #22 - khazix (12/05/2012) [-]
yea but, that's wrong.
#23 to #22 - jamiemsm ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #21 - fenrir (12/05/2012) [-]
This was a dumb post.
User avatar #1 - Ironicide (12/04/2012) [-]
shut up and serve me my burger.
User avatar #2 to #1 - infernalxfunny (12/04/2012) [-]
Would you like fries with that my good sir? ;)
User avatar #7 to #2 - jprimes (12/05/2012) [-]
i'll have the ghoti sandwich please.
#5 - Dstroyer ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
I can count to Ghoughpteighbteau
#24 - diqface (12/05/2012) [-]
What I thought of.

Ghoti....Gotye....fish...

the **** is wrong with me?
User avatar #14 - auraguardian (12/05/2012) [-]
'O' in wOmEn is only pronounced as an 'I' because of the 'E'

In wOmAn it is pronounced 'O';

meaning that 'O' can only sound like 'I' with an 'E' two letters after it.
the same effect can not be carried out with an 'I' after the 'T' in ghoti.

Buzz Killington at your service.
User avatar #15 to #14 - auraguardian (12/05/2012) [-]
I would also like to point out that although in enouGH it is pronounced 'F',
in a similar word such as ThrouGH, it is pronounced 'W'.

Sorry for being a dickhead.
#16 to #15 - Rascal (12/05/2012) [-]
I think that's the point he's making unless I've misunderstood. Showing how nonsensical the language is.
User avatar #17 to #16 - kgs (12/05/2012) [-]
well, he didn't disagree on that now, did he?
He just made a point that sets of words are sometimes pronounced differently depending on what letters precede/follow them. Nothing wrong with that.
User avatar #6 - breakfastskippa (12/05/2012) [-]
Context.
#9 to #6 - anonymousditto (12/05/2012) [-]
Read the post above you and pretend that you don't know English for a sec... 			****		 is ridiculous
Read the post above you and pretend that you don't know English for a sec... **** is ridiculous
User avatar #10 - Rockaman ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
'The O in WOMEN makes the short ''I'' sound' - wut? Are you scouse or something? Its not wimin!
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User avatar #30 to #12 - Rockaman ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
Wo-men, just as it's spelt!
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#11 to #10 - broorb (12/05/2012) [-]
for Queen's English, I'm afraid it's correct.
#19 - Rascal (12/05/2012) [-]
Who the **** pronounces 'WOman" as "WIMEN". You sound like a red neck when you do.

Don't be a redneck, children.
#20 to #19 - rheago (12/05/2012) [-]









Plural
#28 - carlosvonpedro (12/05/2012) [-]
You silly americans cannot understand our gentlemanly dialect, hence you change words so they are easier to spell...
For example, favourite.
User avatar #29 to #28 - toguro (12/05/2012) [-]
Colour as well - I don't understand why they took the U out but I doubt there's an explanation
User avatar #18 - bosskiss (12/05/2012) [-]
that's just like the words tea, gay and aim

it's humanly impossible to pronounce them all in 1 fluent word
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