Winter Haiku. . I Hahn, rety t: starst; Tim Lula: to get pat: ' hei But I and for yea.. Looks like urine trouble. winter haiku Cold pee

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#7 - djponee (12/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Looks like urine trouble.
Looks like urine trouble.
#12 - thelastgemini (12/05/2012) [-]
A haiku about getting out of bed in general...
ahem...

NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO NO
#1 - jimboismynameo (12/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)
kill two birds with one stone.........pee yourself   
   
warms you up and you no longer need to make that trip to the toilet    
   
no relevant gifs or pics so here is a cheering crab
kill two birds with one stone.........pee yourself

warms you up and you no longer need to make that trip to the toilet

no relevant gifs or pics so here is a cheering crab
#11 - contradiction (12/05/2012) [-]
beginning sentence
intermediate sentence
concluding sentence

Did I do good?
<Pic unrelated
#29 - infinitereaper (12/05/2012) [+] (4 replies)
This is a haiku   
Five syllables then seven   
And five once again   
   
I'm the 						*******					 master
This is a haiku
Five syllables then seven
And five once again

I'm the ******* master
#9 - phanact (12/05/2012) [-]
#21 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [+] (35 replies)
Did you say Haiku?
Bitch please. Mine are much better.
No challenge at all.
+15
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#74 - odio (12/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #76 - theugandanhero (12/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
*Toilet Poem*
Here I sit,
Broken hearted,
Came to **** ,
but only farted
#52 - shaftyface (12/05/2012) [-]
Thanks to Borderlands 2 I always read Haiku's in Zer0's voice.

****** haiku's
#20 - philo (12/05/2012) [-]
DON'T WANNA GET UP
DON'T WANNA GET UP
#13 - homelessgus ONLINE (12/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)
try camping in 25 degree F weather, and you really need to pee, and your in your underwear, and your shoes are frozen because the snow soaked them,and all your clothes are cold.

inb4 <--- yeah i know
#18 to #13 - lordofthenash (12/05/2012) [-]
Try camping in 5 degree weather in Iowa. You need to pee, and the zipper to your tent has frozen shut. (But you put your clothes in your sleeping bag so they would be warm in the morning. Dumbass.)
#3 - jlamb (12/05/2012) [-]
Let me help you with that
User avatar #57 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/05/2012) [-]
good thing I have a piss fetish .....
+2
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User avatar #50 - Poor (12/05/2012) [-]
Peeing your bed sucks.
but sometimes you can win this,
Just be like Bear Grylls.
User avatar #6 - Odobisean (12/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Come to where I live it's a damn scorching hot 76 degrees in the morning. ******* Texas why must you be so hot?
User avatar #17 to #6 - ilovehitler (12/05/2012) [-]
I know that feel, bro.
******* Arizona. Mojave makes me wish for a nuclear winter.
#115 - ianosity (12/05/2012) [-]
Just pee in bed. The warmth will make you feel better.
Just pee in bed. The warmth will make you feel better.
User avatar #114 - ericbeagles (12/05/2012) [-]
And that is why central heating was invented. Well it probably wasn't invented for that specific reason, but I can imagine that was on the list.
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