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#12 - thelastgemini (12/05/2012) [-]
A haiku about getting out of bed in general...
ahem...

NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO NO
#7 - djponee (12/05/2012) [-]
Looks like urine trouble.
Looks like urine trouble.
User avatar #66 to #7 - iliketires (12/05/2012) [-]
Goddammit car......oh wait.
#22 to #7 - jjvoodoo (12/05/2012) [-]
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#1 - jimboismynameo (12/04/2012) [-]
kill two birds with one stone.........pee yourself   
   
warms you up and you no longer need to make that trip to the toilet    
   
no relevant gifs or pics so here is a cheering crab
kill two birds with one stone.........pee yourself

warms you up and you no longer need to make that trip to the toilet

no relevant gifs or pics so here is a cheering crab
#116 to #1 - saladtongsofdeath (12/05/2012) [-]
This is a haiku
Five syllables then seven
And five once again
User avatar #8 to #1 - steil (12/05/2012) [-]
but the pee has to evaporate sooner or later, so instead you freeze to death. Atleast you never have to pee again.
#9 - phanact (12/05/2012) [-]
+15
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#74 - odio (12/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #82 to #74 - partonicus (12/05/2012) [-]
AYE YO GURL YOU WANT SOME **** ?!?!?!
User avatar #76 - theugandanhero (12/05/2012) [-]
*Toilet Poem*
Here I sit,
Broken hearted,
Came to **** ,
but only farted
User avatar #77 to #76 - tylerconnell (12/05/2012) [-]
Oh angry grandpa, lord knows how many times I watched that clip on youtube LOL
User avatar #80 to #76 - dikslapping (12/05/2012) [-]
But earlier I took the chance and **** in my pants.
#52 - shaftyface (12/05/2012) [-]
Thanks to Borderlands 2 I always read Haiku's in Zer0's voice.

****** haiku's
#21 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]
Did you say Haiku?
Bitch please. Mine are much better.
No challenge at all.
User avatar #72 to #21 - Vpirate (12/05/2012) [-]
OH, YOU WANT HAIKUS?!

People in glass hous-
-es, shouldn't throw stones. Or mas-
turbate in the daytime.

Old peoples skin sag
Because it is being pulled
Towards the Underworld

There was a rainbow
On the day my grandma died
****** lesbian.
User avatar #83 to #72 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]
Nice theft, may I ask
Why though? Can't you make you own?
Bye, Haiku Burnham.
#85 to #83 - Vpirate (12/05/2012) [-]
I like you, you know Bo.   
   
Cuz I suck at poetry
I like you, you know Bo.

Cuz I suck at poetry
#86 to #85 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]
Someone polite on    
Funnyjunk? This is quite odd.    
Agreed, Bo is boss.
Someone polite on
Funnyjunk? This is quite odd.
Agreed, Bo is boss.
#90 to #86 - Vpirate (12/05/2012) [-]
I have a massive Bo folder   
   
He is my mascot
I have a massive Bo folder

He is my mascot
#91 to #90 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]
*Breaking from character*
I alternate between Zer0, The Doctor (David Tennant) and Red Spy.
Bo's ******* awesome, tho.
#92 to #91 - Vpirate (12/05/2012) [-]
Tennant is best Doctor   
   
And Bo is best comedian
Tennant is best Doctor

And Bo is best comedian
#93 to #92 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]
*Still breaking character because **** you*

You're pretty ******* cool, dude.
#95 to #93 - Vpirate (12/05/2012) [-]
It's rare when I get to use this gif
It's rare when I get to use this gif
#96 to #95 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]
Nice.   
   
Here, have a Doctor.
Nice.

Here, have a Doctor.
#97 to #96 - Vpirate (12/05/2012) [-]
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#99 to #98 - Vpirate (12/05/2012) [-]
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#107 to #103 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]
Have a Tyler.
Have a Tyler.
#108 to #107 - Vpirate (12/05/2012) [-]
Tyler is awesome as well   
   
But I prefer Eminem
Tyler is awesome as well

But I prefer Eminem
#112 to #108 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]
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User avatar #71 to #21 - atkissonbr (12/05/2012) [-]
haikus are really fun
but sometimes they don't makes sence
refrigerator
User avatar #84 to #71 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]
I've only seen this
On here a total of four
Million times, brosef.
User avatar #25 to #21 - TheFixer (12/05/2012) [-]
squish squash swing that slag.
im always right back at ya.
like my boomeraang.
User avatar #26 to #25 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]
Your attempt is sad.
It seems like I still lack a
Worthy opponent.
User avatar #27 to #26 - TheFixer (12/05/2012) [-]
im not even trying.
ill have you know i stole the
past one from a show.
User avatar #28 to #27 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]
Stealing Haikus? Ha.
Come at me with your best shot.
I'll **** your **** up.
User avatar #30 to #28 - TheFixer (12/05/2012) [-]
You are taking this
Too seriously try and
Relax its all for fun.
User avatar #31 to #30 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]
Haiku creating
Is not just fun and games, son.
It's a way of life.
User avatar #32 to #31 - TheFixer (12/05/2012) [-]
I am having fun.
Why are you not? we are not
Going to die relax.
User avatar #35 to #32 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]
It's sad that you think
I'm not having a good time.
Think you can keep up?
User avatar #36 to #35 - TheFixer (12/05/2012) [-]
i dont think i can.
i was just about to go
to bed. so good night.
User avatar #37 to #36 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]
Goodnight my new friend.
Hopefully one day we'll meet
Again. Farewell, sir.
User avatar #42 to #37 - eccleston (12/05/2012) [-]
You two are awesome.
Your haikus are very good.
Please, teach me, Tensai.
#67 to #42 - Rascal (12/05/2012) [-]
TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO
User avatar #94 to #67 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]
You are a faggot.
Faggot faggot faggot fag.
Fag fag fag fag fag.
#29 - infinitereaper (12/05/2012) [-]
This is a haiku   
Five syllables then seven   
And five once again   
   
I'm the 			*******		 master
This is a haiku
Five syllables then seven
And five once again

I'm the ******* master
User avatar #87 to #29 - satrenkotheone (12/05/2012) [-]
**** I hate you
You are everything wrong
**** go and die.

Did I fail? Please don't kill me... and no personal hate or anything mate.
User avatar #88 to #87 - satrenkotheone (12/05/2012) [-]
I hate to admit this but what is a syllable?
User avatar #119 to #88 - infinitereaper (12/05/2012) [-]
A syllable is a unit of pronunciation having one vowel sound, with or without surrounding consonants. So the world "Go" has 1 syllable. The word "water" has 2 syllables. "wa" and "ter" The word "pacification" has 5 syllables, "pa" ci" "fi" "ca" "tion". What you wrote has: 4 syllables in the first line, 6 in the second and 4 in the third. Not a haiku.
User avatar #120 to #119 - satrenkotheone (12/05/2012) [-]
Well it was close enough... well maybe not, just a half assed attempt on it really, I have no clue how to do haiku or other poems.
#11 - contradiction (12/05/2012) [-]
beginning sentence
intermediate sentence
concluding sentence

Did I do good?
<Pic unrelated
#3 - jlamb (12/05/2012) [-]
Let me help you with that
#20 - philo (12/05/2012) [-]
DON'T WANNA GET UP
DON'T WANNA GET UP
User avatar #57 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/05/2012) [-]
good thing I have a piss fetish .....
User avatar #50 - Poor (12/05/2012) [-]
Peeing your bed sucks.
but sometimes you can win this,
Just be like Bear Grylls.
+2
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User avatar #117 - ayykuma (12/05/2012) [-]
My winter haiku:
It's so ******* cold
****** , why am i outside
my balls shrivel up
User avatar #19 - tyrain (12/05/2012) [-]
I instantly read it in Zer0's voice..
User avatar #5 - dashgamer (12/05/2012) [-]
Every day for me in Afghanistan.
User avatar #4 - punisherswar (12/05/2012) [-]
For some reason I thought of the line

"I have no mouth...BUT I must scream"
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