random shit. . Your earlobes are in line with your nipples. In Topeka, Kansas it is illegal to sing the alphabet on the street at: night. C) ves: t: 2500 people
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Your earlobes are in line with your nipples.
In Topeka, Kansas it is illegal to sing
the alphabet on the street at: night.
C) ves: t: 2500 people a year are killed
frsm using equipment made far people,
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Submitted: 12/04/2012
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#15 - rainbowserpent (12/05/2012) [-]
I'm left handed...
And clumsy...
**** .
User avatar #61 to #15 - biggieboy (12/05/2012) [-]
we always get screwed over. Cars, can openers, chainsaws,...
#7 - simplescience (12/04/2012) [-]
It's HOT... in ToPEKA...
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#49 to #7 - yourmomtotherescue **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #7 - pockettacos (12/05/2012) [-]
First thing I thought of.
#33 - mtandy (12/05/2012) [-]
Wait, the longest underwater Monopoly game?   
Underwater Monopoly is a thing...?
Wait, the longest underwater Monopoly game?
Underwater Monopoly is a thing...?
#19 - snakefire (12/05/2012) [-]
now normally when a law is passed, something happens beforehand justifies the law being passed.


what could have possibly happened that kansas said "OKAY **** YOU AND YOUR ALPHABET RIGHTS"
#55 to #19 - anon (12/05/2012) [-]
only explanation i can come up with is that a drunk guy got the sing alphabet and touch your nose test from a cop and his buddies tried to help him out by singing loudly in the background. Only explanation i can think of
#35 to #19 - fartingzombie (12/05/2012) [-]
A. B. C. D. E. F. G. All you children come with me.
#64 - awesomechardey (12/05/2012) [-]
Says "Left Power"










Raises right hand
User avatar #68 to #64 - anotherponyaccount ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
uses left hand to hold sign
#60 - hunterdubb (12/05/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure that as soon as the game of underwater monopoly began, it was already the longest.
#66 - Pootering (12/05/2012) [-]
>mfw underwater monopoly
#39 - vladhellsing (12/05/2012) [-]
Let's take a look at the global CDR (Crude Death Rate) for a minute. As of 2009, it stands at 8.37/1,000 (as in 8.37 deaths per year for every 1,000 people). I calculated the annual death rate to be about 8,363,201,912 (this is slightly more than the estimated population of 7 billion, but I didn't take into account the annual birth rate which compensates dramatically for the loss, as you can see).

Left-handed people consist of about 10% of the population, so there are about 836,320,191 left-handed people in the world. If 2,500 of these die from using tools "meant for right-handed people" then that's only a meagre 2.9% (I rounded it down).

What OP didn't take into consideration is the number of right-handed people also killed by tools meant for them, which I guess would be a higher percentage. So chillax, Lefties, it's a minor risk.
User avatar #12 - CaptainKill (12/05/2012) [-]
I'm a little confused by the left handed one. Almost everything in our lives is made for right handed people. Guns eject on the right side, cars have the gear shift on the right (in most countries), most guitars are right handed, etc. So, saying left handed people die using right handed things is sort of obvious.
#26 to #12 - Spikeydeath (12/05/2012) [-]
You can get special guns for lefties, i have one
#73 - Onemanretardpack (12/05/2012) [-]
I wonder how many people watched as people on their computer/laptop ran their fingers from their earlobes, down to their nipples and back again..
#62 - grimmwaters ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
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#11 - gizmotechie (12/05/2012) [-]
over 2500....
im kinda scared
#69 - eccleston (12/05/2012) [-]
How can you kill yourself with right-handed equipment? I've used right-handed 			****		 a lot of time and I'm still alive.
How can you kill yourself with right-handed equipment? I've used right-handed **** a lot of time and I'm still alive.
User avatar #72 to #69 - ivoryhammer (12/05/2012) [-]
Heavy machinery I'm assuming
#70 to #69 - anon (12/05/2012) [-]
maybe it should be "[...] 2500 dumb left-handed people [...]" then
#21 - somethingmoosey (12/05/2012) [-]
Ooo. I live in Topeka. :D

inb4 nobody cares.
User avatar #30 to #21 - snappywilliams (12/05/2012) [-]
Where in topeka do you live? I Go to topeka west which is ironically in central topeka
#86 to #30 - somethingmoosey (12/06/2012) [-]
I go to Topeka West too :D Charger bro
#52 - winglit ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
does this hold true for people with 1 ear protruding farther out than the other i wonder?
User avatar #17 - illegalartist (12/05/2012) [-]
>underwater monopoly

where do i sign up for this?!
User avatar #1 - mulk (12/04/2012) [-]
Am i the only one who checked the earlobe thing after reading this?
User avatar #5 to #4 - cakershaker (12/04/2012) [-]
he meant it rhetorically idiot.
User avatar #83 to #5 - mulk (12/05/2012) [-]
nah its k bro, i have actually said the same thing to those kind of posts
User avatar #79 - PubLandlord (12/05/2012) [-]
I have a third nipple, **** you random facts
#76 - anon (12/05/2012) [-]
Hey i'm from Topeka and i just wanted to clear this up so people don't think we're just weird.... the reason we don't sing the abcs after dark in Topeka is because back in the 70s there was a flood of police reports of this little girl wandering the streets singing her abcs because Topeka was a dangerous place at night. She was seen mainly in the rough neighborhoods and if anyone sang along with her they would be found dead the next morning. never in any particular way, usually just a random accident. twinkle twinkle little star and bah bah black sheep are also frowned upon for obvious reasons.
#77 to #76 - kraetyz (12/05/2012) [-]
OOOH CREEPY PASTA

Source or it didn't happen.
#74 - sphinxe (12/05/2012) [-]
i should go
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