Best Divorce Letter Ever. I don't know if this has been uploaded here before, but I do know that its hilariously. Do to this site being called "funnyjunk&q Dick never quits
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Best Divorce Letter Ever

Best Divorce Letter Ever. I don't know if this has been uploaded here before, but I do know that its hilariously. Do to this site being called "funnyjunk&q

I don't know if this has been uploaded here before, but I do know that its hilariously. Do to this site being called "funnyjunk", I will give you junk that is funny.

Hope you enjoy, this is NOT!!!! OC

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Submitted: 12/04/2012
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User avatar #2 - braveblue ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
I lost it at "Tossed her about a half a pint of throat yogurt."
#36 - Drifter (12/05/2012) [-]
**Drifter rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at ^_________^ ** MFW my name is Dan...
**Drifter rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at ^_________^ ** MFW my name is Dan...
#35 - huntertde (12/05/2012) [-]
"throat yogurt"   
"cinnamon ring"   
    
I lost it.
"throat yogurt"
"cinnamon ring"

I lost it.
User avatar #32 - jdoggpwns (12/04/2012) [-]
lost it at "When im thrusting inside your baby sister's cinnamon ring, all i can do is think of you?"
#20 - dovahsix (12/04/2012) [-]
(X) Doubt
#11 - xtremehivoltage (12/04/2012) [-]
God that was amazing. My sides hurt. (gif unrelated I guess)
God that was amazing. My sides hurt. (gif unrelated I guess)
User avatar #30 to #24 - ducewilliams (12/04/2012) [-]
i still cant for the life of me find when this gif restarts its flaw less... never mimnd just saw the line in the sky where it loops within its self.... IM STILL GOING TO POST THIS CUZ I ******* TYPED IT ALREADY.
#52 - galeont (12/05/2012) [-]
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#33 - Rascal (12/04/2012) [-]
This was pretty dick-ish. I know it's supposed to be funny and all, but we don't know anything about Connie. For all we know she was a decent wife who just couldn't take his **** anymore. From what it seems he's a cheating douche-pickle and he wants a lot from her in the bedroom. It was clever and all how he went out with a bang like that, but it also reveals that he wasn't the greatest husband ever and he's, immaturely, shoving it in her face. But I mean, if Connie was a bitchy cheating whore, then kudos to you Dan.
User avatar #53 to #33 - swimmingprodigy (12/05/2012) [-]
or maybe the entire thing was made up by a 20 year old wannabe writer.
#39 to #33 - Rascal (12/05/2012) [-]
Sure, I agree with you. But at the same time think about this, what if we are wrong and she was a total bitch? OR what if this is completely fake? (which is most likely)
#25 - thatrussianhoe ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
my name is dan
my name is dan
#31 to #25 - spawnconnery ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
Same, we are an awesome bunch.
#46 to #25 - nillekcam (12/05/2012) [-]
My partners name is Dan....
#47 to #46 - thatrussianhoe ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
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#48 - augustusxxiv (12/05/2012) [-]
That was glorious
That was glorious
#3 - ohemgeezus (12/04/2012) [-]
Holy **** this is the greatest thing that the internet has produced
#34 - denbaby (12/05/2012) [-]
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User avatar #50 to #34 - mjrose (12/05/2012) [-]
Oh, but it was worth it. Hilarious.
User avatar #38 to #34 - sylvar (12/05/2012) [-]
you missed out
User avatar #40 to #34 - arcanemonkey (12/05/2012) [-]
missed out big time lost it at throat yogurt
XD
User avatar #41 to #40 - denbaby (12/05/2012) [-]
Read it, ******* great.
#51 - jimmynutz (12/05/2012) [-]
his face when
his face when
#19 - Rascal (12/04/2012) [-]
i read it all and this isn't funny to me somehow...
User avatar #21 to #19 - lostwhitecat (12/04/2012) [-]
hi Connie!
#1 - xjenischex (12/04/2012) [-]
XD! oh the lulz!
User avatar #23 to #1 - xgarthx (12/04/2012) [-]
Date Signed Up: 12/01/2011
Guys, he's just new, go easy on him.
#55 to #23 - xjenischex (12/05/2012) [-]
**xjenischex rolled a random image posted in comment #361294 at Anime & Manga **
Sorry good sir, I blame the alcohol.
User avatar #26 to #23 - therealslim (12/04/2012) [-]
Bluenames
The one thing funnyjunk has done for its older users
User avatar #54 - brettyoke (12/05/2012) [-]
What is this "lost it at **** "? This is almost as bad as when youtube comments quote the video and reach top comment instantly.
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