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#6 - klldarkness
Reply +119
(12/04/2012) [-]
*Fixed

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#27 to #6 - redhack
Reply +4
(12/04/2012) [-]
* Fixed

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#22 - ningyoaijin
Reply +38
(12/04/2012) [-]
Good joke, delivered cancerously. 4/10 would not thumb.
#73 to #22 - CRosBY
Reply +1
(12/04/2012) [-]
Lol pwned.
#45 to #22 - HarvietheDinkle
Reply +24
(12/04/2012) [-]
Yeah, it's not nearly as good as this content you posted.

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4203816/yro+ue/
#46 to #45 - HarvietheDinkle
Reply +10
(12/04/2012) [-]
re*
#122 to #45 - ningyoaijin
Reply 0
(12/05/2012) [-]
Note the lack of a watermark on mine compared to the other one. I found it on Facebook and posted it from there. Someone else happened to have done the same slightly before me.
#101 to #45 - chezburgadominator
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(12/04/2012) [-]
He got his ass handed to him on a silver platter, you sure showed him! What a silly reposter he is, making fun of a cancerous post when he has uploaded a repost! You pwned him!


There was never a need to post this, if we called out everyone who made fun of cancerous content because they reposted then you would be wasting a LOT of time.
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4203816/yro+ue/10#10
#102 to #101 - HarvietheDinkle
Reply +4
(12/04/2012) [-]
All I was doing was showing the sheer hypocrisy. I've only ever done this twice.

It was everyone else who started mocking him.
#82 - nigeltheoutlaw
Reply +20
(12/04/2012) [-]
I can't even afford video games. My biggest purchase in the last three months was food.
#90 to #82 - guiguito
Reply -8
(12/04/2012) [-]
yet you can afford internet...
pirate ****
#91 to #90 - nigeltheoutlaw
Reply +17
(12/04/2012) [-]
Yeah, it's not like the library has free computer and internet access or anything.
#92 to #91 - guiguito
Reply +5
(12/04/2012) [-]
library? oh yeah, that right.
but hey, if they let you acess FJ they let you pirate ****, i guess
#93 to #92 - nigeltheoutlaw
Reply 0
(12/04/2012) [-]
It doesn't work like that, so no, I can't.
#107 to #93 - guiguito
Reply 0
(12/05/2012) [-]
well, that suck, but there is always browser based games
#109 to #91 - adunsaveme
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(12/05/2012) [-]
I've never had a job, so I just mooch mone off m parents and occasionally my brother.

It's not a good tactic, but it gets the bad guys shot.
#110 to #109 - adunsaveme
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(12/05/2012) [-]
Money*
My*

Frigging key, u no work
#94 to #91 - suckonmyvagina
Reply -6
(12/04/2012) [-]
dna, you steel mine~~we have you~but BEE-YOU ACKNOWLEDGE--HAIR ACC..OOHH BEE..SOO BAD :(( SPANK MEE``TINY OH NOT 2NIGHT I HAVE A HEADACHE MY BLOOD SUGAR IS SOO LOW... GET LOWER BEE & SUCK MY DICK!!!) HEARD THAT SISTA?BROTHER//WATCHERS TOLD ME TO SAY IT AFTA ALL THIS TIME U WILL HAVE TIME AFTA LAST NIGT & 2 NIGHT CAUSE THE DIAMOND RINF STORE SOOO LETS SAY TOUCHING...QUEEN RYGUY SEANO BRIAN ANDRE.MIKE ~U WILL FORGEWT CAUSE U HAVE OTHERD RIGHT?? I HAVE YOUR WORDS & VOICE THEY WONT CALL U ARE TRASH--HAPPPEE SHE IS GOOD *********** CAUSE THE PLAN BOBCAT WORKED..HE HATED HIS MOMINLAW-THINK BE-IDIOT..BEND OVER BEND OVER SEND FATHER N SON RIGHT OVER CAUSE SON ONE IS OKAY I TOLD HIM-QUEEN
#2 - pokemonstheshiz
Reply +19
(12/04/2012) [-]
The rage faces let me know when to laugh
#3 to #2 - saramina [OP]
Reply +3
(12/04/2012) [-]
Glad to help!
#4 to #3 - pokemonstheshiz
Reply +4
(12/04/2012) [-]
you're a good sport
i like you
#65 - infinitereaper
Reply +15
(12/04/2012) [-]
I can't even afford video games...    
   
I mean I could, but you know, the future and all that, need savings.
I can't even afford video games...

I mean I could, but you know, the future and all that, need savings.
#69 - iheartfapping
Reply +11
(12/04/2012) [-]
My Version
#112 to #69 - anon
Reply 0
(12/05/2012) [-]
this is not yourversion that post is old as ****... youre a ******* faggot
#8 - pokemongirllover
Reply +5
(12/04/2012) [-]
When people complain about not having money, why not just donate sperm/eggs?

Women can get around $8,000
Men around $50.

*Women get more because they only have so many eggs and it takes much longer.
#10 to #8 - thedarkestrogue
Reply 0
(12/04/2012) [-]
I dont know about you but I dont want to jack it in a room where you know that hundreds of men have done the same right where you're ******* sitting.
#13 to #10 - defeats
Reply 0
(12/04/2012) [-]
Do it stood up.
Do it stood up.
#14 to #13 - thedarkestrogue
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(12/04/2012) [-]
Its the ROOM. THE FAP ROOM.
#16 to #14 - defeats
Reply 0
(12/04/2012) [-]
I know people who did it in the school toilets back when I was at school.
I do not know what it is about masturbators, but they do not lock doors when they're wanking, I walked in on the ************ in a cubicle.
The thing that haunted me was that I couldn't hear it at all before I opened the door, but as soon as I knew he was in there, that was all I could hear...

But I'd say the school toilets are a dirtier place, but less 'reading' material.
#21 to #16 - thedarkestrogue
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(12/04/2012) [-]
#35 to #13 - pockettacos
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(12/04/2012) [-]
That's the best David Tennant gif I've ever seen. It's even better than the dancing skeleton one.
#39 to #35 - defeats
Reply 0
(12/04/2012) [-]
I love these gifs, everything Tennant is great.
I love these gifs, everything Tennant is great.
#41 to #39 - pockettacos
Reply 0
(12/04/2012) [-]
I need to find the dancing skeleton one.
#11 to #10 - pokemongirllover
Reply 0
(12/04/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure they clean out that room pretty thoroughly, health standards and all. *shrug*

Still women should donate eggs more rather than becoming strippers and whores; more money and less demeaning. Silly womens.
#12 to #11 - thedarkestrogue
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(12/04/2012) [-]
That wouldnt matter. i still know what happened there.
#19 to #12 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(12/04/2012) [-]
unless you live in a house that was built brand new every time you fap chances are lots of people have fap/had sex there before.
#15 to #8 - JariWeis
Reply 0
(12/04/2012) [-]
Can we do this once a week or something?
I still dont get it.
#18 to #15 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(12/04/2012) [-]
it depends on the place you got but, you have to follow a super stick scheduled there are tons of rules you have to have a high enough number of sperm each time to get the money and you only get played after 6 months of doing it
#20 to #18 - JariWeis
Reply 0
(12/04/2012) [-]
Wow, so it's not quick money.
Is it even worth it? (following all the rules and such)
#24 to #20 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(12/04/2012) [-]
well you won't really be able to masturbate except the day you give no sex at all you have to eat right to keep your sperm count high.

an really being that it takes so long to get the money I don't feel it's worth it
#25 to #24 - JariWeis
Reply 0
(12/04/2012) [-]
Alright, I always though it'd be worth it, but after hearing this I'm like:

**** THIS ****
#26 to #25 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply 0
(12/04/2012) [-]
when I went to do it I thought I'd go in and paw get $50 and be happy I never finished my 6 months I only did it for like 2 weeks they sent me a check for $100 8 months later
#17 to #8 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply +1
(12/04/2012) [-]
not everyone can do that though it's pretty limited on who they take
#29 to #8 - furyofthestorm
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(12/04/2012) [-]
You have to be a demigod to donate sperm.
Their qouta is ridiculous. Brown hair, brown eyes, 6 ft, no bad genetics, certain body builds.
#32 to #29 - sekretsauce **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(12/04/2012) [-]
I'm brown hair, brown eyes, no genetic defects, 6'4. I'm all good.
#42 to #32 - drainbramage
Reply +2
(12/04/2012) [-]
Then what are you doing here?! Go start making money hand over fist.
#43 to #42 - sekretsauce **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(12/04/2012) [-]
Will do!
#30 to #8 - rokkarokkaali
Reply +11
(12/04/2012) [-]
If I handed in my tissues/cummed up clothing I would become a millionaire.
#31 to #30 - dovahsix
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(12/04/2012) [-]
#38 - jeengak
Reply +7
(12/04/2012) [-]
10 bucks a baconator... so dam expensive... $60 bucks for a new game? NO PROBLEM
#129 to #38 - baconator
Reply 0
(12/14/2012) [-]
You need to stop talking about me. This is the second time you've done this.
#52 to #38 - retributionthepimp
Reply +1
(12/04/2012) [-]
IT MAKES SENSE! After ten minutes which one will you still have?
#111 - kusalranawaka
Reply +6
(12/05/2012) [-]
Cheap ass ************
Cheap ass ************
#40 - PubLandlord
Reply +5
(12/04/2012) [-]
Probably a wise move not to be investing in stocks
#117 to #40 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN
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(12/05/2012) [-]
That depends. If you're young and you're in it for the log tee now is a great time to invest. Stock prices are down so when they do eventually come back up, there is quite a bit of money to be made. If you are in it for the short term however, you are probably right. The stock market is probably not for you.
#124 to #117 - PubLandlord
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(12/05/2012) [-]
Yeah but the thing is it costs quite a lot to invest with broker fees, so you would need to make that back , plus make more than than a government bond, and then to withdraw from the stock market costs money , and cover inflation rates, it's a big risk.

And you would have to pick stocks that you know are going to rise, invest in ISA's , and government bonds.


The major concern on investors is the required rate of return, and stocks at this moment in time don't have a high enough rate of return
#125 to #124 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN
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(12/05/2012) [-]
You don't have to pic the stocks that will rise. That's the great thing about being in it for the long haul. Right now I'm invested in Vanguard's Star fund and when I accumulate $3,000 I'm going to change it to the the S&P 500 index fund. Basically what that means is not that I'm going to bet on one company to grow. I'm betting that the entire economy will grow, which statistically it has. It's a reasonably safe bet. I would never advocate for someone to invest a very large sum in a single stock because that is very risky, and I'm not for gambling with my future. But mutual funds, ETFs, and index funds are a great way to diversify your portfolio and balance the risk.

Also Vanguard only charges, if I remember correctly, about 0.13% to manage that fund. Their low fees are one of the main reasons I chose them and will stick with them. But I do agree, that along with inflation is something you need to take into consideration.
#126 to #125 - PubLandlord
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(12/05/2012) [-]
Fair point, however what I will say is you need to be in it for the long haul , I would speak to a financial advisor as well.

And depending on your age £3000 right now is a lot, and so when paying for insurance , mortgage , tuition fees etc it's a large chunk, when you are 25/30 and earning a good wage it's relatively little, I would maybe suggest putting a constant % of earnings into a mutual fund
#128 to #126 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN
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(12/05/2012) [-]
P.S. I am in it for the long haul. Once I have it in the S&P 500 index fund I don't intend on moving it until I'm substantially older and need to reallocate my investments to something more conservative like a bond fund to reduce my risk even farther.
#127 to #126 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN
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(12/05/2012) [-]
I'm 23 and still in college. I'm doing what I can. I'm hoping to make a few good decisions now will help me out in the future. As I have it set up now, Vanguard automatically pulls $30 out of checking every two week after I get paid.