Almost Worked. Found it. so i ust bled 2 do this Turn toaster sideways, get grilled cheese. AND Lees WHAT THE HAPPENED EHW (Bani!. I tried this and now I'm wanted for murder in 8 different states, and broke the beastiality law in 25 states. What did I do wrong?
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#20 - rmoran (12/04/2012) [-]
Toaster oven master race
#19 - BigDoktor (12/04/2012) [-]
It's called a toaster oven bitches
User avatar #1 - wizdude (12/04/2012) [-]
I tried this and now I'm wanted for murder in 8 different states, and broke the beastiality law in 25 states. What did I do wrong?
User avatar #35 to #1 - tomainstream (12/05/2012) [-]
you were not supposed to use white, only whole wheat.
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User avatar #39 to #36 - wizdude (12/05/2012) [-]
Just checked... You were right... So, I plugged it in, tried it again, and now I'm banned from every mall in my area, I broke all possession laws in every state, and the Al Queda are now after me... Thanks alot, asshole.
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User avatar #41 to #40 - wizdude (12/05/2012) [-]
They were not set to Wumbo. I fear I have brought Sadam Hussein back to life. The Al Queda now knows my adress, and the SWAT is at my door. Why is FJ full of assholes with horrible advice?
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User avatar #45 to #43 - wizdude (12/05/2012) [-]
I did now. You have now caused me to get Canciphilaids. Sadam Hussein is now hiding in my house, the Al Queda have showed up, and they are now playing cards and I can't leave. The SWAT team is searching my house for the others, who are hiding. What have you done Garagesale? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!?!
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User avatar #48 to #47 - wizdude (12/05/2012) [-]
I tried to **** my way out of it... My dick is now broken in 3 places, my scrotum has ruptured. and I have a strapon superglued in my ass. I should really stop taking your advice...
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User avatar #52 to #51 - wizdude (12/05/2012) [-]
**wizdude rolls 13**
If dubs I will stop taking your advice. If not, I will continue
#55 to #52 - wizdude (12/05/2012) [-]
**wizdude rolled a random image posted in comment #72 at Is anyone on FunnyJunk that famous? **
Mfw
And btw, my car is now on fire, I'm duct taped in the snailing position, and I am missing one lung. Why can't I just stop following stupid advice?
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User avatar #57 to #56 - wizdude (12/05/2012) [-]
Well, they now superglued that to my head, and they are sitting on my head... They are jerking each other off, and there is a gay porno being directed at my house now. WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON?!?!?!?!?!
User avatar #62 to #57 - wizdude (12/05/2012) [-]
jjsquanto
What's your input on this? Should I stop following his advice?
User avatar #63 to #62 - wizdude (12/05/2012) [-]
jjsquanto
I asked you a question
User avatar #64 to #63 - wizdude (12/05/2012) [-]
jjsquanto
You there?
User avatar #65 to #64 - jjsquanto (12/05/2012) [-]
I'm back and this guy is funny. Listen to him.
User avatar #66 to #65 - wizdude (12/05/2012) [-]
But I'm in a lot of pain
User avatar #86 to #66 - jjsquanto (12/05/2012) [-]
I can see that. Level 90, bet you haven't read a single comment or made a single thread.
User avatar #84 to #66 - jjsquanto (12/05/2012) [-]
you are on a need to know basis and you don't need to know who Big Brother is, which you should already. but can't tell if trolling me or completely oblivious to what goes on around FJ.
User avatar #85 to #84 - wizdude (12/05/2012) [-]
Completely Oblivious, I usually ignore comments
User avatar #82 to #66 - jjsquanto (12/05/2012) [-]
funny how your only friend is the person giving you horrible advice.
User avatar #83 to #82 - wizdude (12/05/2012) [-]
I know. I have horrible people skills
User avatar #79 to #66 - jjsquanto (12/05/2012) [-]
and smell the milk while you're at it.
User avatar #80 to #79 - wizdude (12/05/2012) [-]
Well, I've smelled the milk. I'm throwing up and they are making me drink the puke. They are catching my **** and making me eat that too. YOU'VE TURNED ME INTO A SINGLE HUMAN HUMAN CENTIPEDE
User avatar #78 to #66 - jjsquanto (12/05/2012) [-]
just wait...
User avatar #81 to #78 - wizdude (12/05/2012) [-]
Who is he? A mod/kim jong?
User avatar #75 to #66 - jjsquanto (12/05/2012) [-]
wait until Big Brother finds out what you've done.
User avatar #77 to #75 - wizdude (12/05/2012) [-]
I'm scared now!
User avatar #76 to #75 - wizdude (12/05/2012) [-]
What? Why? Will I get banned or something?
User avatar #73 to #66 - jjsquanto (12/05/2012) [-]
come back, listen to wizdude.
User avatar #67 to #66 - jjsquanto (12/05/2012) [-]
But, you are past the point of no return. How the **** are u still on the computer?
User avatar #74 to #67 - wizdude (12/05/2012) [-]
WE HAVE REACHED THE REPLY SIZE LIMIT. OH **** , WHAT HAVE WE DONE?
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User avatar #68 to #67 - wizdude (12/05/2012) [-]
I HAVE NO CLUE
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User avatar #71 to #69 - jjsquanto (12/05/2012) [-]
#69, nice. Um, I already told him to.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - ohgodwaitimatheist (12/04/2012) [-]
That was a hell of a toast!
User avatar #11 to #1 - yunogasaii (12/04/2012) [-]
I'm wanted for indecent exposure in 55 states.
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User avatar #3 to #1 - ThunderChunderFrom (12/04/2012) [-]
Instructions not clear enough. Got dick stuck in toaster.
User avatar #7 to #3 - chaosnazo (12/04/2012) [-]
*fan
User avatar #8 to #1 - theimaginaryfucker (12/04/2012) [-]
are you using google chrome?
#22 - redflame (12/04/2012) [-]
Put a plate on the ground.
Put a plate on the ground.
User avatar #18 - codyxvasco (12/04/2012) [-]
I thought

"Gee, let me just rotate this halfway through the cycle so it cooks evenly on both sides."

Smoke, everywhere.
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#13 - jojord (12/04/2012) [-]
The instructions where unclear, I got my left nipple burnt and some cheese in my rectum
#12 - leutzu (12/04/2012) [-]
i think it's because he used white bread.
#26 - senhortobias (12/04/2012) [-]
making grilled cheese toasts makes your toaster turn white
User avatar #17 - carnivorouswalnut (12/04/2012) [-]
You know, in all the times I've seen that picture, it never occurred to me that the toaster would eject the bread....
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User avatar #37 to #32 - buttplugmaster (12/05/2012) [-]
So they smack into the wall! Or jettison across the room and give your roommate third degree burns!
...
Excuse me, I need to go buy a toaster.
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User avatar #42 to #38 - buttplugmaster (12/05/2012) [-]
...Are you kidding? First off, if the bread made it that far off the counter onto the floor, it would certainly have the ability to smack into a wall, especially taking into account how short the cord on kitchen appliances are nowadays. Second of all, I was joking about jettisoning it across the room. This is indeed, funnyjunk.
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#49 to #46 - buttplugmaster (12/05/2012) [-]
if it was within a few inches from the wall it would still be in the toaster... I don't know how your toaster works but mine stays hot and that 			******		 light up like a firework. Actually, even with the camera on an angle and being that close to the edge, the toast made it a good distance. And that brings us to I didn't realize the point of this was to keep it in the toaster, i'd assumed you'd want it out and on a plate/the counter because as I said, arsonist toaster. All of the kitchen appliances i am exposed to, and there is an ungodly amount, have really short cords. Gif related because I love grilled cheese and i love this movie.   
Tl;DR Hercules is the best disney movie.
if it was within a few inches from the wall it would still be in the toaster... I don't know how your toaster works but mine stays hot and that ****** light up like a firework. Actually, even with the camera on an angle and being that close to the edge, the toast made it a good distance. And that brings us to I didn't realize the point of this was to keep it in the toaster, i'd assumed you'd want it out and on a plate/the counter because as I said, arsonist toaster. All of the kitchen appliances i am exposed to, and there is an ungodly amount, have really short cords. Gif related because I love grilled cheese and i love this movie.
Tl;DR Hercules is the best disney movie.
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#59 to #54 - buttplugmaster (12/05/2012) [-]
No, it runs on the tears of small children and hellfire. Picture related because the voices in my head tell me so.
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#60 to #59 - buttplugmaster (12/05/2012) [-]
Oh boy, that's small. Well 			****		. Have this instead.
Oh boy, that's small. Well **** . Have this instead.
User avatar #44 to #42 - mapleknight (12/05/2012) [-]
Yeah man, it takes a lot of power to move a slice of bread one inch.
User avatar #50 to #44 - buttplugmaster (12/05/2012) [-]
Gravity
User avatar #53 to #50 - mapleknight (12/05/2012) [-]
' First off, if the bread made it that far off the counter onto the floor, it would certainly have the ability to smack into a wall,'
So the toaster has control over gravity?
User avatar #58 to #53 - buttplugmaster (12/05/2012) [-]
The only toaster i've seen move anything only one inch was when it was going straight up. If the one in this pic only moved a little there wouldn't be enough force behind it to get it all the way out there, it would've just splatted after the initial slide and landed pretty much right where it fell.
User avatar #21 - cupcakedevourer (12/04/2012) [-]
Does it work on brown bread?
User avatar #4 - androanomaly (12/04/2012) [-]
Next time put a plate where the toast will land. Problem solved.
User avatar #5 to #4 - Lillysilvermane (12/04/2012) [-]
or plate something vertical slightly in front of it to keep the toast in when its done and possibly keep more heat in while toasting
User avatar #6 to #5 - Lillysilvermane (12/04/2012) [-]
place*
#29 - failtolawl (12/04/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#28 - tbrendan (12/04/2012) [-]
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#27 - anon (12/04/2012) [-]
the grilled cheese wouldn't connect until hitting the ground, and even then, the top piece will have travelled farther and thus not perfect. In addition, the velocity of each spring would need to be equal
#25 - malifauxdeux ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
I tried it once. Cheese got in the toaster.
User avatar #24 - themastertroller (12/04/2012) [-]
instructions were not clear, the toast turned out to be purple
#23 - anon (12/04/2012) [-]
...Isnt that just toast with cheese on it. A grilled cheese is frying the outsides of the bread with butter.
#14 - anon (12/04/2012) [-]
******* NAILED IT
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