Overly Manly Man Revisioned. . iial If NOT ll PUSSY
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#6 - haxorman (12/04/2012) [-]
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#9 - mcasshole (12/04/2012) [-]
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read.
User avatar #19 - mankey (12/04/2012) [-]
A giant gorilla once came up to me
And started to push me around.
I put up me dukes, gave him one of me looks
And set about holding me ground.

I'm ffotherington-ffortesque-fforbes-ffarquhar
(Fourty-seventh in line to the throne);
For a ffotherington-ffortesque-fforbes-ffarquhar
To retreat, has never been known!

But this bounder had obviously not read Debrett's:
He responded by beating his chest.
So I leaped via his knee up into a tree
And stunned him with six of the best!

Take that Sir and that Sir and that Sir and that!
(I enjoy nothing more than a scrap.)
With a howl and a squeal, he then turned on his heel;
"That'll teach you to bully a chap!"
User avatar #20 to #19 - silveravatar (12/04/2012) [-]
Best comment ever!
User avatar #11 - Loppytaffy (12/04/2012) [-]
See I used to think that.
So I go to a zoo college.
Hold the animals the public aren't allowed near? 'Kay, cool.
NOT ******* COOL!
Even our fish have teeth!
I get mocked by otters!
I get clawed by a water dragons!

I don't even know if our cameleon died. How would you even know? It's a ******* Chameleon.
#15 to #11 - snakefire (12/04/2012) [-]
of course fish have teeth and lizards have claws   
be smarter than the animal and hold them in a manner they cant claw or bite you.   
of course fish have teeth and lizards have claws

be smarter than the animal and hold them in a manner they cant claw or bite you.

User avatar #1 - juicymucus (12/04/2012) [-]
How about an aquarium? Id post a picture of a shark but I have a phobia...
User avatar #21 to #1 - dashdashdash (12/04/2012) [-]
I have a phobia of cockroaches and geckos, I remember I had an animal encyclopedia where I ripped off the page about the cockroach and threw it in the trash.

inb4 cockroaches and geckos
#26 to #21 - galkawhm (12/04/2012) [-]
I have a picture of a gecko going huehuehue too.
#27 to #1 - fistwick (12/04/2012) [-]
Where is your god now?
Where is your god now?
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#3 to #2 - waffies (12/04/2012) [-]
Well thats mean! he said he has a phobia!

Besides, this is much more relevant

oh god im not helping
User avatar #16 to #2 - juicymucus (12/04/2012) [-]
Im trying harder than you think not to vomit.
#12 to #2 - anon (12/04/2012) [-]
User avatar #4 - responsibletim (12/04/2012) [-]
I accidently your son in to the tiger pit.
#13 to #4 - incered (12/04/2012) [-]
Thats the joke, everyone knows its intended. Also, yours sucks anyway as there is no mystery to what the missing word is.
User avatar #18 to #13 - responsibletim (12/04/2012) [-]
I had to say it because everytim i typ lik dis on intntin i get thmbud down 2 shyt. Now you know.
User avatar #22 to #18 - nogphille (12/04/2012) [-]
i'd thumb you down, either for trolling, thinking you're stupid, or because you're making it way too hard for me to read what it says..
User avatar #24 to #22 - responsibletim (12/04/2012) [-]
usully its not tht bad. << It's usually like that.
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#17 - snakefire (12/04/2012) [-]
I had a 4 food monitor lizard and it took me a month to figure out how to hold it without my flesh being ripped off

also MFW I found out lizards fart...and it smells

#31 - boredbrowser (12/04/2012) [-]
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**lawlfailwinepic rolled user tehbestever ** I will roll a user, and that user will have to roll dubs, trips, quads, or quints to avoid deleting their funnyjunk account. Let the games begin.
#29 to #28 - mvtjets (12/04/2012) [-]
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