I Was Awesome In High School. . I used to smoke pot and go to class. Sneak in ten minutes Iate with o excuse. Slink down low at my desk. Pray to god nobody aske
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I Was Awesome In High School

I used to smoke pot
and go to class.
Sneak in ten minutes Iate
with o ******** excuse.
Slink down low at my desk.
Pray to god nobody
asked me any questions.
I was the best teacher ever.
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User avatar #107 to #9 - Mustafa (12/04/2012) [-]
I love this meme, care to tell me the name?
#243 to #107 - lncognito (12/04/2012) [-]
Rasta Science Teacher iirc.
User avatar #4 - jajathezombie (12/03/2012) [-]
In high school, I used to aide for a teacher like this. He'd say, "Babysit the freshmen for a little while, I'll be back in 10 minutes." 30 minutes later, he'd come back, eyes red as **** , like, "Heyyyyyy, today is a movie day."
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User avatar #123 to #4 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
I imagine you didn't learn much?
#80 to #4 - FJrulez (12/04/2012) [-]
Teacher's face when.
User avatar #133 to #4 - nasavvy (12/04/2012) [-]
My woodshop teacher was like that, 420 was possibly the greatest day of our whole semester last year.
User avatar #252 to #4 - implosay ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
You know someone is high when the number of "y" in "hey" exceeds 4.
User avatar #268 to #252 - heyyyyyy (12/06/2012) [-]
how'd you know I was high when I made this account...
User avatar #232 to #4 - coolpotato (12/04/2012) [-]
guess that's why it was called HIGH school...

anyone?
User avatar #3 - whitebuddha (12/03/2012) [-]
My english teacher does this but I'm in college
#6 - bitchplzzz (12/03/2012) [-]
I had a hearty laugh from that, thank you OP
#16 - ishotthedeputy (12/03/2012) [-]
Better than my teacher
#217 - machinimax (12/04/2012) [-]
High School
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User avatar #234 to #69 - enchantedkid (12/04/2012) [-]
grow up man



who cares
#84 to #69 - tickleshits (12/04/2012) [-]
i actually posted this on facebook this morning. feels bad man
i actually posted this on facebook this morning. feels bad man
#7 - anon (12/03/2012) [-]
situational irony at its finest.
#118 - jmanispimping (12/04/2012) [-]
Oh so he is obviously a studen-- OH SHI-
Oh so he is obviously a studen-- OH SHI-
#39 - anon (12/04/2012) [-]
That's what i call a High school teacher

ha ha ha

guise
#24 - mooneh (12/03/2012) [-]
**mooneh rolled a random image posted in comment #115 at Get a hold of yourself Hulk ** MFW high teacher
#28 to #24 - creosote (12/04/2012) [-]
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#36 to #34 - creosote (12/04/2012) [-]
I should have seen that coming.
#13 - makhan (12/03/2012) [-]
I bet all the students got high marks.
#188 to #13 - anon (12/04/2012) [-]
l;kllkmklm;l
#73 to #13 - leafypineappleanus (12/04/2012) [-]
I will ******* Deport your sorry illegal ass Carlos!
#17 to #13 - expert (12/03/2012) [-]
******* Carlos!
#59 to #13 - ikezawahanako (12/04/2012) [-]
ogodcarlos
#75 to #59 - anon (12/04/2012) [-]
thumb cuz hanako
#15 to #13 - captfuckhead ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
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#14 to #13 - baconrider (12/03/2012) [-]
Oh you little 			****		. Must I wreck things today? I will 			****		 fury at you, Carlos. I will 			****		 it right in your face.
Oh you little **** . Must I wreck things today? I will **** fury at you, Carlos. I will **** it right in your face.
User avatar #20 to #13 - bitchpleaseshutup (12/03/2012) [-]
Carlos, I don't give a **** who you are or where you live You can count on me to be there to bring your ******* life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much ******* pain that it'll make jesus being nailed to a cross in the middle of the desert look like a ******* back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a **** how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many guns you have to protect you. I'll ******* show up at your house when you aren't home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a ******* heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for a heart operation,and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operation is me hovering above you, dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for you're ******* life, wondering what i did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery, and when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home, i'll run you over with my ******* car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily i could ******* destroy your pathetic excuse for a life, but how i'd rather go to a great ******* length to make sure you're last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ******* hell.It's to ******* late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either...I'll ******* resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch faced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.
User avatar #262 to #23 - thatbleachfan (12/04/2012) [-]
That's actually supposed to be used when the person doesn't type alot
User avatar #60 to #20 - danielscqro (12/04/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #161 to #60 - bitchpleaseshutup (12/04/2012) [-]
Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.
you wanna ******* fight kid well guess what I just hacked your IP address. yea thats right you can’t do **** you ******* pussy… if you try to start ANY MORE **** with me, I’ll hack the **** out of your computer so be warned you terrorist piece of **** . and if you try to come to my house just be warned that I know Kung Fu and have a GUN so if you wanna start some **** I’ll ****** be ready to kick the **** out of you. You’ve been warned, ************ . don’t **** WITH ME again.
Oooooooh I’m so scared, you think you’re tough pussy? I’m behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT’S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME ************ . You can’t hack me you little piece of **** . You’re peeshooter and kung fu won’t make a difference when my friend woh’s a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a ******** bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you’re sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i’m having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that ************ , I dont think you’ve ever even held hands with a girl.
#30 to #20 - dairybun (12/04/2012) [-]
...I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner AND NEVER CALL HER AGAIN.
...I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner AND NEVER CALL HER AGAIN.
#22 to #13 - xxpathofpainxx (12/03/2012) [-]
Do I have to remind you what happened to your parents, Carlos?
#54 to #22 - lamarisagoodname (12/04/2012) [-]
Jesus christ man I didn't know people felt this way
#87 - martinapplejack (12/04/2012) [-]
Flowers for you, O Great Teacher
#100 to #87 - azsx (12/04/2012) [-]
why does it have the tv 6 logo on it?
#114 to #100 - scarytown (12/04/2012) [-]
read the description
#115 to #114 - azsx (12/04/2012) [-]
oh ok silly me
#21 - coverage (12/03/2012) [-]
**coverage rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Left Xbox at home while at College **
**coverage rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Left Xbox at home while at College **
#97 - bluestick (12/04/2012) [-]
Awesome in "High" School.

Oh-ho-ho!
User avatar #171 - caaaaarrrllll (12/04/2012) [-]
If only he were a chemistry teacher..
#194 to #171 - Shenki (12/04/2012) [-]
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User avatar #103 - Lambda ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
I am 99% sure my professor was stoned today. He came in 20 minutes late, wouldn't stop laughing, misunderstanding things, and going on and on about the weirdest things.
The class? POWER TOOLS SHOP.
#104 to #103 - CrazyPsycho (12/04/2012) [-]
**CrazyPsycho rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at Gravitron Fail ** if accident's pics or it never happened.
#163 - erald (12/04/2012) [-]
Party Hard
Party Hard
#102 - chickenfarting (12/04/2012) [-]
**chickenfarting rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at 4chan in a nutshell ** mfw
**chickenfarting rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at 4chan in a nutshell ** mfw
#220 - owmyballsack (12/04/2012) [-]
ohhohohoohh, its funny because you thought he would say he was a student, but he was really a teacher
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