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#52 - asasqw (12/03/2012) [-]
Humanity in a nut shell
"Why bother?"
"Why not?"
#16 - squidamon (12/03/2012) [-]
This has never been more relevant.
#209 to #16 - BroadSword (12/04/2012) [-]
Going bang my dispenser till its fully erect and ready to dish out its ammunition.
#50 - thisotherdude (12/03/2012) [-]
I don't wanna be "that guy" but humans didn't invent fire, that be like saying humans invented electricity, we just learned how to use its power.
User avatar #198 to #50 - elitejerkz (12/04/2012) [-]
We invented the word 'fire'. hue
#58 to #50 - largenintimidating (12/03/2012) [-]
Well, if we're going down this path, nothing is invented except words.

The combination of parts that constitutes a working bicycle was always there, and would always have worked, but it took us forever to discover the right combination. The combination of tubes, glass and wire that constitutes a light bulb was always there, but it took us forever to figure out that combination.

ToK student OUT
#78 to #58 - tranminh ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
User avatar #62 to #58 - thisotherdude (12/03/2012) [-]
But electricity and fire, regardless of the mechanism they're used in, are still used in their base forms. You can say humans invented iron ingots and the the such because it's not in its base from, we didn't invent wood but we did invent houses and furniture with the use of wood. We didn't create fire or electricity, we only created contraptions that can use the base power of fire and electricity.
#89 to #62 - largenintimidating (12/03/2012) [-]
Not actually refuting my argument.

Same as with the alloys discussed below. All these "Non-base" forms could have existed before we figured out how to make them. If you connect four blocks of wood upright to a flat block of wood, and flip it, you'll have a stool, and that was always going to work. Doing so would have made a stool even before you did it. You just discovered that those four blocks and flat block could be used this way.

The same logic extends to every human creation. The combination of actions and materials that lead to the "invention" was always there, ready to be discovered.
User avatar #101 to #89 - thisotherdude (12/03/2012) [-]
But a bench is not a naturally occurring thing, it requires human intervention to be made. Nature is not going to make blocks of wood, connect them to other blocks of wood, flip them over, and sit on them. On the other hand fire and electricity are naturally occurring without needing human intervention, lightning for one, and fire can be caused by lighting or in some extreme cases very hot dry whether in an area with easily combustible plants, and many other ways. A strong wind isn't going to turn a tree into a chair!
#104 to #101 - largenintimidating (12/03/2012) [-]
And yet, the combination still exists before human intervention. It will still form a chair, regardless of what entity/force of nature puts it together. Whether or not humans are necessary to form the combination has no effect on the fact that the combination was always there, waiting to be dicovered.

And if we go with multi-verse theory, then there is, in fact, a universe where a gust of wind places just perfectly damaged/eroded trees into the shape of a chair. But that's beside the point and opens a can of worms I'm not willing to delve into at 1:30 AM.
User avatar #119 to #104 - thisotherdude (12/03/2012) [-]
It doesn't matter if the combination has always been valid! The fact is that humans were necessary is the point! Invention means CREATED by humans! Humans had to think up the idea of a chair and then create the chair! Humans did not create lightning or fire, it has always existed and it is a naturally occurring phenomenon!

Chairs do not fall out of the sky under the correct natural circumstances!

And the multi-verse theory has absolutely no relevance to this, for one it's a theory not an actually thing, and for second we do not live in the naturally occurring chair universe!
#279 to #119 - tranminh ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
What about fallen logs of wood? That is a naturally occuring "stool" if you will, a chair is just a refined version of a block of wood
User avatar #129 to #119 - goldenglimmer (12/03/2012) [-]
I actually understand where both of you are coming from. You both formulate logically coherent arguments.

I don't know who to agree with.
#133 to #104 - Frankles (12/03/2012) [-]
An incredibly well thought out point that I'd never thought of before.

Thank you sir.
User avatar #61 to #58 - illusiveman (12/03/2012) [-]
writing, martial arts, architecture, literature, mathematics,
#73 to #61 - anon (12/03/2012) [-]
Mathematics were always there, we just made it concrete.
User avatar #85 to #73 - illusiveman (12/03/2012) [-]
#94 to #85 - largenintimidating (12/03/2012) [-]
As it turns out, monkeys fight wars too.

The process of killing others en masse for gain, known as war, always existed as a possibility. We just hadn't tried it.
#81 to #61 - largenintimidating (12/03/2012) [-]
Writing: I'll give you this.

Marital Arts: I think I'll give you this one for the most part. However, a lot of martial arts is about punching/kicking/etc. most effectively, and that method was always the most effective, whether people used it or not, so for example the "proper" way to punch was discovered.

Architecture: Same as martial arts. We've invented the flourishes perhaps, but the base architectural knowledge (foundations are good etc.) always existed before we started to use it.

Literature: Words, strung together.

Math: Already addressed.
User avatar #92 to #50 - CRosBY (12/03/2012) [-]
Anyone remember that episode of spongebob when Sponge and Patrick were cave men?
User avatar #75 to #50 - satrenkotheone (12/03/2012) [-]
No you're right, Promotheus gave that to us.
#9 - thechosentroll (12/03/2012) [-]
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From now on I'm reffering to my dick as an orgasm dispenser. That ****** golden. And no, my father didn't die in a freak schmelting accident.
User avatar #278 to #240 - thechosentroll (12/04/2012) [-]
Google "Goldmember".
User avatar #134 - marinepenguin (12/04/2012) [-]
This gave me a feel. Not a normal feel, but a legitimate, amazing feel. As bad as humanity can be sometimes, no matter how horrible we are, or how awful we may be, there will always be the few who will be the light of humanity. Those who are good, and care for others in this world of greed, manipulation, and ignorance. I can only hope that I can be one of those few.
#168 to #134 - Haentar (12/04/2012) [-]
*If only I could be so grossly incandescent.*

Seriously, though, I completely agree. Well said.
#86 - rahanguy (12/03/2012) [-]
*deep words that make you think*
#113 - kusalranawaka (12/03/2012) [-]
Invented Discovered Fire
User avatar #124 to #113 - mvainer (12/03/2012) [-]
...and learned to control it
#125 to #124 - kusalranawaka (12/03/2012) [-]
control contain
If we could control fire we'd be firebenders
#128 to #125 - ojamurmz (12/03/2012) [-]
I love you
#80 - ItsMeBaby (12/03/2012) [-]
I could go out and be the best I can...   
Or I can stay in and surf the internet.   
Yeah... I'll surf the internet
I could go out and be the best I can...
Or I can stay in and surf the internet.
Yeah... I'll surf the internet
#166 to #80 - asasqw (12/04/2012) [-]
With great mustache comes great responsibly
User avatar #14 - drastronomy (12/03/2012) [-]
orgasm dispenser


organism dispenser
#13 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
Read satan in archer's voice.
#32 to #13 - bulbakip (12/03/2012) [-]
That makes this comic WAYYY better. u rock.

Oh and are you an Avatar fan per chance...?
User avatar #38 to #32 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
Yes i am, the old series anyway, haven't watched LOK yet.
#40 to #38 - bulbakip (12/03/2012) [-]
it aint too shabby. now... let us bend.
it aint too shabby. now... let us bend.
User avatar #45 to #40 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
FUKKKK I don't have any bending gifs.
User avatar #63 to #45 - bulbakip (12/03/2012) [-]
It's okay, I still accept you.
#67 to #63 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
Accept this as a token of my gratitude.
User avatar #65 to #63 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
#35 to #13 - scientistsalarian (12/03/2012) [-]
you glorious bastard
#249 - gorginhanson (12/04/2012) [-]
Did anyone else think that was the Flash at first glance?
#259 to #249 - ragged (12/04/2012) [-]
I thought it was Daredevil.
#151 - juffs ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
Sloths did it too.

Here's photo evidence
#175 - naes (12/04/2012) [-]
I love humans.
#176 to #175 - xgrandmoffx (12/04/2012) [-]
you and me and me and me both, pal
you and me and me and me both, pal
User avatar #241 - iliekcereal (12/04/2012) [-]
Some of us definitely aren't content with that. I, however, am enjoying the hell out of my orgasm dispenser and hands.

jkjk, this post gave me a huge feel. It'd be great to see what humanity could accomplish if we stopped involving ourselves in petty arguments over who's gun is bigger, who's god is better, or who's ideals are more righteous (I know I just contradicted myself there, fascinating, isn't it?). But instead we only remain involved with the conflicts that go on on our tiny piece of dust rather then aiming our focus at discovering what could be out there for us to discover. And we don't even do a good job of managing these issues that we are so self-involved with. We commit atrocities on humanity everyday yet insist that we, along with everyone else, are blessed with freedom that can be taken from us by no one, when, in reality, we take it from ourselves on a daily basis.
User avatar #258 to #241 - theencyclopedia (12/04/2012) [-]
but when you think about it, the agricultural revolution which was itself a human accomplishment was the beginning of religious wars, territorial wars, conflicts, arguments etc.
#262 to #258 - deadagain (12/04/2012) [-]
You reading Jared Diamond? Taking a World History class?
User avatar #264 to #262 - theencyclopedia (12/04/2012) [-]
hahaha spot on. but no ishmael- daniel quinn. kind of contradictory how my teacher assigned THAT book for a world history class. made me look on modern institutions with a bad mindset.
#265 - CJTinoco (12/04/2012) [-]
So i;m just sitting here trying to understand why the **** the flash is next to god talking about humans and then it hits me, its actually Satan.
#188 - Userjames (12/04/2012) [-]
Religion? Religion.
Religion? Religion.
User avatar #215 to #188 - riotshieldman (12/04/2012) [-]
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listen to this and watch this gif

if its deleted type in : knife party, bonfire
#246 to #215 - anon (12/04/2012) [-]
It's a good song but i don't see the relavance in this .gif.
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User avatar #60 - omgsabo (12/03/2012) [-]
>orgasm dispenser
User avatar #15 - nooc (12/03/2012) [-]
I like it when i see satan and god chatting like bros
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