Motivation. I try to live my life like this.... dinner - maybe sunneh' Han . Inuit inured. i try to imagine what the movie would have been like if vader just got his blasted there... just like... oh... hes dead... that was easy.
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Motivation

I try to live my life like this...

dinner - maybe sunneh'
Han . Inuit inured
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Submitted: 12/02/2012
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#101 - adgymous (12/06/2012) [-]
BLH is a nerd version of YOLO
User avatar #95 - grimsho (12/03/2012) [-]
Going to dinner with my girlfriend, thinking it's going to be nice, a friend of mine tagged along as a chaperone I guess, after all, he did know the neighbourhood better than us. I'm thinking that tonight's going to be a good night, get some action later on maybe. But then we open up the door to the resteraunt, and what do you know? Her father is standing right there. What do I do? Book it? Look around incredulously? No. I begin shooting wildly at her father. Be more like me.
#94 - sierramistfourteen (12/03/2012) [-]
Darth Vador?   
   
I think not?
Darth Vador?

I think not?
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#82 - rosacee **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#81 - midothegreat (12/03/2012) [-]
Now you put Han in a cup, he becomes the cup; You put Han into a bottle he becomes the bottle; You put him in a teapot he becomes the teapot. Now Han can flow or he can crash. Be Han, my friend.
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#62 - juniorhockeyplayer (12/03/2012) [-]
solos face when he doesnt go back to the ol'guest chamber with her hotness
#71 to #62 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
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User avatar #40 - imabser (12/03/2012) [-]
What if all the Jedi's carried a pistol at all times. That would change the movie drastically.
#65 to #40 - anonymous (12/03/2012) [-]
but whats the point of a gun anyways if they can block it every time with no problem
User avatar #77 to #65 - ironsoul (12/03/2012) [-]
They can't block kinetic weapons like a bullet. Trying to block a solid projectile means that they get hit by two projectiles, which are now tumbling and super heated.
User avatar #78 to #77 - ironsoul (12/03/2012) [-]
In fact, jedi hunter routinely used flechette pistols.
#36 - bdowns (12/03/2012) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #112 at MotherFucking Dmitri **
User avatar #30 - jafkdb (12/03/2012) [-]
If Jedi can stop lasers with their hands like Vader does in this scene how did they lose to the Clones?
User avatar #99 to #30 - thatnerdyguy (12/03/2012) [-]
Block a laser?
No problem.

Block 50 lasers at once?
We're starting to have a problem...
#87 to #30 - anonymous (12/03/2012) [-]
Magnets
#86 to #30 - schlecht (12/03/2012) [-]
Not to mention he has a specially design suit made of who-knows-what (which I'm 100% sure has been detailed somewhere in the enormous history of Star Wars).   
Also, his hand is robotic.
Not to mention he has a specially design suit made of who-knows-what (which I'm 100% sure has been detailed somewhere in the enormous history of Star Wars).
Also, his hand is robotic.
User avatar #69 to #30 - thedarkestrogue (12/03/2012) [-]
Because the clones had numbers. They cant stop them all if theres 200+ lasers or surprise.
User avatar #52 to #30 - rbpwn (12/03/2012) [-]
Because it's go damn Darth Vader, that's why
#39 to #30 - anonymous (12/03/2012) [-]
Oh god this is a long answer.

Basically when order 66 happened the clones had no malice toward the jedi and the jedi couldn't detect the change with their force powers so they were unawares to the betrayal until they were killed. With the temple, thousands upon thousands of clones attacked and there were only a few hundred of jedi to defend it.
#68 to #39 - vinlandknight (12/03/2012) [-]
I lost many of my comrades there, we all knew it was wrong, but the 501st was ordered to kill them, and so we followed our orders.
#92 to #68 - reddeadtroll (12/03/2012) [-]
MFW Battlefront 3 was 99% and got canceled.
User avatar #93 to #92 - reddeadtroll (12/03/2012) [-]
99% done*
User avatar #35 to #30 - emrakul (12/03/2012) [-]
Vader has body armor, that's why he could do that with his glove.
#33 to #30 - ohp (12/03/2012) [-]
They were surrounded by the clones then shot from multiple directions all at once
User avatar #54 to #33 - Churchandtex (12/03/2012) [-]
Not only that, but Vader was exceptionally powerful with the force, he was the "chosen one" after all.
User avatar #100 to #54 - ohp (12/04/2012) [-]
Yeah he had more midiclorines or something than yoda had
#46 to #33 - ARRRGGGG (12/03/2012) [-]
They've pulled off longer odds before.
#63 to #46 - weedallusion (12/03/2012) [-]
Never tell me the odds.
User avatar #28 - picamix (12/03/2012) [-]
but this was just dinner with the family, get to know her dad better and for vader to know if han solo was the right man for his beloved daughter, but no he just ruined it, made a bad impression.
#27 - duskmane (12/03/2012) [-]
Notice how Vader doesn't even have an aggressive stance?
And he's standing at the table, with a nice meal prepared.
It's almost as if it's some sort of apologetic dinner, where he wants to set differences aside, and get to know his son's friends.
He's seeking their approval, so that he can be closer to his long lost son.
And Han tries to kill him.

*pic related: Vader's face when*
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#23 - amandatoddd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#58 to #23 - Churchandtex (12/03/2012) [-]
Good one.
Good one.
User avatar #24 to #23 - beatmasterz (12/03/2012) [-]
I actually understood that reference.
#13 - adgymous (12/03/2012) [-]
This is a nerd version of yolo
inb4 red thumbs
#96 to #13 - adgymous (12/03/2012) [-]
...a few hours later, I find that I had started a troll thread. Stay classy FJ
#17 to #13 - sodapops **User deleted account** (12/03/2012) [-]
I'm going to blow 						****					 up and sex my friend's hot sister. BLH!
I'm going to blow **** up and sex my friend's hot sister. BLH!
#18 to #17 - sodapops **User deleted account** (12/03/2012) [-]
Also intensely related.
User avatar #29 to #18 - therealjc (12/03/2012) [-]
Greedo shot first you **** !
#34 to #29 - sodapops **User deleted account** (12/03/2012) [-]
How young are you, kid? Never seen the original versions?
User avatar #47 to #34 - therealjc (12/03/2012) [-]
I'M 32 YEARS OLD
even George Lucas said he shot first.
inb4 George Lucas is a bellend etc.
#50 to #47 - sodapops **User deleted account** (12/03/2012) [-]
Don't know why I keep going but... Oh yes, it was because you called me a 						****					 for no reason. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu-TZpGdszA     
Also: do the agents in ET wield walkie-talkies too?   
Also also: your profile says 19 years old. Heh.
Don't know why I keep going but... Oh yes, it was because you called me a **** for no reason. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu-TZpGdszA
Also: do the agents in ET wield walkie-talkies too?
Also also: your profile says 19 years old. Heh.
User avatar #51 to #50 - therealjc (12/03/2012) [-]
Wow you're a stalker too.
The fact that you took way too many ***** in a joke is just hilarious.
How satisfied are you knowing that you think you've won some sort of argument that never existed.
Good job.
User avatar #53 to #51 - isradam (12/03/2012) [-]
Kid, chill out. Even if you're right, no one gives a **** what you think.
User avatar #55 to #53 - therealjc (12/03/2012) [-]
Replying proves you give a **** .
Come at me brah.
User avatar #59 to #56 - therealjc (12/03/2012) [-]
I'll just keep replying as I have nothing better to do.
Also suck my dick
#74 to #59 - wolfdogone (12/03/2012) [-]
and that, sir, is the reason you're an idiot
#72 to #59 - ninjaspartan (12/03/2012) [-]
You're so cool.
#66 to #59 - isradam (12/03/2012) [-]
Pull it out.
User avatar #67 to #66 - therealjc (12/03/2012) [-]
Look at all these red thumbs.
Red thumbs everywhere!
#83 to #67 - arthurmitchell (12/03/2012) [-]
They're there for a reason
User avatar #16 to #13 - temporalguardian ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
BLH - new yolo! now accepted by internet.
User avatar #19 to #16 - ziggysol (12/03/2012) [-]
SSF - Solo Shot First
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#2 - anonymous (12/03/2012) [-]
That's good and all, until you realize that shooting at someone basically immune to blaster shots doesn't actually do anything but waste shots... and getting your blaster stolen.

Just saying :/, shooting first didn't accomplish anything other than Han losing his blaster...
#15 to #2 - angelious (12/03/2012) [-]
i think the clone troopers(and jango fett) already proved force users are not immune to blasters...
#12 to #2 - fuckyousix (12/03/2012) [-]
actually, only vader's hands are immune to blaster shots - if the whole of vader was, he wouldn't raise his hands to deflect them. The point being, Han was quick on the draw and, assuming that he knew vader could deflect the shots with his hands, attempted to shoot him before vader could react.

be like han
#9 to #2 - captnpl ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
They weren't going to let him keep it anyway, mite as well try.
User avatar #37 to #9 - justinsane (12/03/2012) [-]
Can't decide if I should thumb up for the comment or down for the spelling...
User avatar #1 - pfccross (12/03/2012) [-]
i try to imagine what the movie would have been like if vader just got his **** blasted there... just like... oh... hes dead... that was easy.
User avatar #20 to #1 - benjaminbutton (12/03/2012) [-]
Sometimes I try and picture what it would be like if Anakin was born with a rare degenerative blood disease, and eventually died of pneumonia. Man, could you imagine what the story would be like.
#10 to #1 - bazda (12/03/2012) [-]
I try to imagine how much better The Phantom Menace would have been if, instead of pushing him out of the way and saving him, Qui-Gon had just chopped Jar Jar in half with his lightsaber and continued running.
User avatar #11 to #10 - pfccross (12/03/2012) [-]
unfortunately, they needed jar jar to meet the gungans to make the plan to capture the viceroy.
User avatar #3 to #1 - masdercheef ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
Or if Luke had just decided, "You know what? **** it, yeah, I'll join the Dark Side. **** the Rebels!"
User avatar #4 to #3 - pfccross (12/03/2012) [-]
i mean... who you gunna believe. Your father, or some old ass sand ***** thats probably trippin balls on cactus juice.
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#49 to #4 - mrgreatnames **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#22 to #4 - Venedlor (12/03/2012) [-]
Cactus juice, it's the quenchiest!
#5 to #4 - leto (12/03/2012) [-]
and besides look at what the rebels did

(ps you made my day)
#7 to #5 - asasqw (12/03/2012) [-]
That pic...
#6 to #5 - makedonski (12/03/2012) [-]
but look at what the dark side did to deserve that:
User avatar #21 to #6 - cnyeguy (12/03/2012) [-]
Alderan is kill..
#8 to #6 - asasqw (12/03/2012) [-]
Trololololo
#38 to #8 - alexcross (12/03/2012) [-]
I regonize like 4 of those people! Who does ****** at the bottoom
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