germans. . Haw Germans see Germans talking to each ether" Haw foreigners see Ger an people talking. >be me, 23 >have girlfriend for 1.5 years >she's german >visit her family for first time ever >ohgodno.jpg >mfw they start speaking german germans Haw Germans see talking to each ether" foreigners Ger an people >be me 23 >have girlfriend for 1 5 years >she's german >visit her family first time ever >ohgodno jpg >mfw they start speaking
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#22 - avacyne
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(12/03/2012) [-]
>be me, 23   
>have girlfriend for 1.5 years   
>she's german   
>visit her family for first time ever   
>ohgodno.jpg   
>mfw they start speaking german
>be me, 23
>have girlfriend for 1.5 years
>she's german
>visit her family for first time ever
>ohgodno.jpg
>mfw they start speaking german
#145 to #22 - slashendrix
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(12/03/2012) [-]
so its like a buch of medics talking
#234 to #22 - captchaftwblaa
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(12/03/2012) [-]
guten appetit und wenn ihr zwei nacher für euch seid vergesst die pariser nicht
#278 to #234 - suikerpapa
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(12/03/2012) [-]
No, invading Poland won't solve anything!
#285 to #234 - avacyne
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(12/03/2012) [-]
oh god the voices
#194 to #22 - moechler
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(12/03/2012) [-]
WILLKOMMEN IN DER FAMILIE,SOHN! WIR WERDEN DICH AUFNEHMEN, BEHÜTEN UND LIEBEN ALS WÄRST DU UNSER EIGEN FLEISCH UND BLUT.

Means: Welcome in the family, son. We're gonna accommodate you, protect and love you as if you were our own flesh and blood.
#266 to #194 - thirdasscheek
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(12/03/2012) [-]
I know german and it still sounds as though you're going to eat my first born son and then rip off my flesh and steal my blood..
#37 to #22 - makedonski
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Where they not übercharging you or something?
#31 to #22 - hankpym
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(12/03/2012) [-]
would you happen to look like this?
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#1 - anon
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Das ist grausam, denken Sie?
#111 to #1 - dmagen
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(12/03/2012) [-]
no, you may not gas me.
i'm jewish
#130 to #1 - crellow
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(12/03/2012) [-]
#3 to #1 - sckmybllz
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(12/02/2012) [-]
please don't invade Poland again
#113 to #3 - butiloveu
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Versuch doch uns aufzuhalten!
Versuch doch uns aufzuhalten!
#26 to #3 - sniperfumbles
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Oh, you mean Prussia, right?
#89 to #26 - adgymous
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(12/03/2012) [-]
I got it. Why red thumbs?

inb4 posts made by history majors.

I mean, people using wikipedia
#94 to #3 - cruzslzr
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(12/03/2012) [-]
never gets old
#14 - joeyliquid
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(12/03/2012) [-]
I agree. Back in school, when I took German as a language. Every single sentence that I said in German sounded like I was trying to violently stab someone's eyes out with a rusty knife that I just found on the floor.
#25 to #14 - anon
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(12/03/2012) [-]
I would walk down the halls screaming "ICH HEISSE" Whilst saluting Hitler and kids would be like "Oh my god did you just say kill the jews or something?"
#28 to #14 - anon
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(12/03/2012) [-]
except the only time you ever spoke german was while you were trying to stab my eyes out with a rusty spoon!
#19 to #14 - thepastryistrue
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Maybe because of you and not because of the German?
#24 to #14 - cshp
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Well then you suck at German.
Well then you suck at German.
#5 - elkhemist
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(12/02/2012) [-]
So far, I have only heard two types of German accents.
The Angry Hitler version, and the Incredibly Homosexual version.
I prefer the second one. It makes everything sound erotic
#61 to #5 - funnyjunknsfwsecti
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(12/03/2012) [-]
You mean like from (T)Raumschiff Surprise?
#70 to #5 - monotuei ONLINE
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(12/03/2012) [-]
#184 to #70 - elkhemist
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(12/03/2012) [-]
you do not know how often I've been looking for this. on like, every mildly relevant comment I've written, I've included the word "erotic" in the hopes someone will reply to it with this. You are the first one. Thank you so goddamn mich.
#124 to #5 - angelious
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(12/03/2012) [-]
how about the one they use in those television drama shows?
#228 to #5 - captchaftwblaa
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(12/03/2012) [-]
ohh danke schätzchen! ich hoffe du hast noch einen schönen tag süßer <3
#167 to #5 - sippay
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(12/03/2012) [-]
If we crossbreed the genes It would result in Angry homosexual version
and incredibly hitler version
#27 to #5 - hillbillypowpow
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#174 to #129 - bjartur
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Ich spreche nicht gut deutsch. Ich kommft aus Faroe Islands, wir bist nur 50.000 leute in unserem land.   
   
German is fascinating and I agree with you, I like to speak German :)
Ich spreche nicht gut deutsch. Ich kommft aus Faroe Islands, wir bist nur 50.000 leute in unserem land.

German is fascinating and I agree with you, I like to speak German :)
#188 to #129 - jallan
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch aber ich denke Ihre sprache is sehr schon :3
#235 to #188 - perfonator
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Oh danke :3
#231 to #129 - comradegeneral
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Das musst ich einfach posten.
#144 to #129 - shmochra
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(12/03/2012) [-]
ich auch..
#148 to #144 - tkgm
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(12/03/2012) [-]
scheiße, ja man...
#152 to #148 - alphajunk
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(12/03/2012) [-]
ich werde verdammt vergewaltigen Sie alle
#153 to #152 - ishalltroll
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(12/03/2012) [-]
"Ich werde Sie verdammt nochmal alle vergewaltigen."
But at least you capitalized "Sie", good on ya'.
#154 to #153 - alphajunk
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Oh...well,at least you understood what i said!
Oh...well,at least you understood what i said!
#179 to #152 - grantika
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(12/03/2012) [-]
bist du dick
#279 to #152 - suikerpapa
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(12/03/2012) [-]
No, invading Poland won't solve your problems!
#149 to #148 - ishalltroll
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Echt kacke dass alle so schlecht darüber denken
#156 to #149 - toxicgirl ONLINE
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Wilkommen im Internet...Hier wird ständig schlecht über alles und jeden geredet. Man sollte sich so langsam daran gewöhnen.
#169 to #156 - tkgm
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Jo, dat is mir schon klar, aber der Witz hat langsam nen echt fetten Bart und über Sprachen im allgemeinen wird nie so gemeckert wie über unsere.
#170 to #169 - toxicgirl ONLINE
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Das meiste auf FJ hat einen Bart. Außerdem wird über die US-Amerikanische Sprache genauso hergezogen, wie über die unsere. Nimm es dir doch nicht so zu herzen. ^^
#171 to #170 - tkgm
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Hast ja recht..stimmt...
#151 to #149 - krachgarten
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Wenigstens halten wir zusammen
#150 to #149 - tkgm
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Ja man, ich finde überhaupt nich, das unsere Sprache hart klingt. Hör mal Arabern zu, das klingt hart und kantig.
#173 to #150 - shmochra
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Kommt aufs arabisch an.
#38 - errydayimshufflin
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Finally. My first ever story time.    
   
&gt;Be me, German heritage    
&gt;Spend summer working in Berlin    
&gt;*******.jpeg    
&gt;apartment with three other people    
&gt;&quot;sex club&quot; down the street    
&gt;partying at Russian disko    
&gt;3 am, tell roommates I'm going to the club    
&gt;Pass table tennis bar, pick up paddle    
&gt;*************.jpeg    
&gt;walk up to people in front of club, say I wanna go in    
&gt;bouncer looks me over    
&gt;says in stereotypical accent &quot;you are not vearing enough leathuh&quot;    
&gt;hold up paddle    
&gt;&quot;but I am here for ze spankings&quot;    
&gt;hfw
Finally. My first ever story time.

>Be me, German heritage
>Spend summer working in Berlin
>*******.jpeg
>apartment with three other people
>"sex club" down the street
>partying at Russian disko
>3 am, tell roommates I'm going to the club
>Pass table tennis bar, pick up paddle
>*************.jpeg
>walk up to people in front of club, say I wanna go in
>bouncer looks me over
>says in stereotypical accent "you are not vearing enough leathuh"
>hold up paddle
>"but I am here for ze spankings"
>hfw
#47 to #38 - Ulmer
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#41 to #38 - thestorbeck
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(12/03/2012) [-]
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#9 - applescryatnight
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(12/02/2012) [-]
ACHTUNG!   
SPY!
ACHTUNG!
SPY!
#227 - mantou
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(12/03/2012) [-]
MEINE JIMMIES VERBLEIBEN UNGERÖSTELT.
#236 to #227 - ultimatepowah
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Nah bro.
#155 - maartenc
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#77 - mrgreatgod
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